Figaro Lucwoski


I was hatched from the womb of an extraterrestrial somewhere between Jupiter and Earth in 1951, landing in Queens the same year. Over the last 13 years, I have been chronicling the ups and downs of my weird existence in fictional short stories and books.

Smashwords Interview

Who are your favorite authors?
John Cheevers, Norman Mailer, William Butler Yeats, Slyvia Plath, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs, Gabrial Garcia Marquez.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Knowing my chihuahuas need to go for a walk and take a dumb.
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Where to find Figaro Lucwoski online


2000 Miles to Mexico City
Price: Free! Words: 18,790. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction
2000 Miles to Mexico City is the story of Henry Lucowski, an underground magazine columnist from NYC who is told to leave town by the Chinese Mafia and embarks on a journey across America to Mexico City finding cataclysmic enlightenment at the end of the ride.
Burnt Toast & Martinis for Breakfast
Price: Free! Words: 57,580. Language: American English. Published: June 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » American / General
Burnt Toast & Martinis for Breakfast is a collection of fictional short stories, film reviews, and assessments of contemporary writers I have written over the years.
The Gringo Times
Price: Free! Words: 23,930. Language: American English. Published: June 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Gringo Times is a fictional story about Henry, a writer who goes to Cuba and publishes a newspaper for expatriates. It's a funny one-of-a-kind narrative!

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