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Miriam F. Martin

Biography

Miriam F. Martin grew up wanting to be a cam girl, but excessive stage fright killed the dream. Her passion for getting strangers off over the wild worldwide web hasn’t died yet. So she focuses her time writing smutty books for smart people, like you. When not writing erotica, she also writes science fiction and fantasy.

Her hobbies include playing the guitar badly, misinterpreting the future with Tarot cards, and over-analyzing dreams. She also enjoys first-person shooters, rogue-likes, and hidden object games. Her quest in life is to have a house full of cats.

Miriam loves to hear from her fans, and she may be contacted through her agent, David Anthony Brown, at:

david (at) danthonybrown (dot) com

Where to find Miriam F. Martin online

Website: http://sirensgartererotica.com

Books

Only a Little Practice by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The best of times, the worst of times. Mostly, Stephanie just wants more company than an English literature classic and French silk pie. Instead, she waits for her blind date to show up. In a choice between pie and getting laid, she holds out hope for the latter. If you enjoy blind date erotica, be sure to read the short story Only a Little Practice.
A Little Death in a Haunted House by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The most overdone horror movie cliche—blond woman in high heels walks into a creepy house for no damn reason at all. Kira, the blond in requisite high heels. And the two-story colonial in need of a paint job that she needs to sell. Maybe… If she can figure out who haunts the house. Featuring sexy ghost on ghost action, be sure to read A Little Death in a Haunted House.
The Best Non-Date Ever by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,580. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
The charity auction dinner—glitzy, lavish, and full of rich creepy people. Marissa enjoys the nude artwork and the fine food. She just wants to be rid of her date. And finds the perfect opportunity when she meets a gentleman with an easy-going smile. Sometimes in erotica, the woman falls for someone other than the billionaire.
Five Years Without Dessert by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,270. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » General
Late evening. Quiet restaurant. The best cherry pie in town. Caleb places his hand on top of Michelle's. If only he planned this perfect date. Perfection meaning, only coffee and dessert. Maybe more later… Sometimes, perfection happens when not planned.
The Temptress Ghost of Retail Past by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,540. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Not everybody sees Heidi. Then again, not everybody shares their coffee and the latest gossip with Herschdale's resident ghost. A flirty coworker, no problem. But a flirty ghost from the 1980s, another problem entirely. And after two Christmas seasons, Chad knows how to solve this problem. Bonus story included: The Sexy Umbrella of Doom.
Date Night: Six Erotic Short Stories by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,970. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
First date? First date in too long to count? Who cares… Mistress of erotica, Miriam F. Martin, brings you the smuttiest date nights ever. All without leaving home. Unless you read erotica in public. So cuddle up with your favorite significant other, or your favorite sex toy, and enjoy the hottest date night stories today.
Sexy Unusual: Five Ghostly Erotic Stories by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 22,130. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Ghosts in bars. Ghosts in department stores. And of course, in haunted houses. Mistress of erotica, Miriam F. Martin brings you the horniest of lovable spirits. Do sexy times end at death? Oh heck no… Five short erotic stories about sex beyond the grave. If you desire quirky, sexy tales about ghosts and their mortal lovers, be sure to read Sexy Unusual.
Sandra and the Ghost by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,850. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Room 507. Almost unchanged after ten years. The same wallpaper, the same paintings, though maybe a smaller TV. For Sandra, a reminder of a penniless and happier time. Once, Sandra ghosted him. Now, the missed opportunity pained her terribly. She missed Ben’s funeral, but she made it back to room 507. A haunting ghost erotica about reliving the past and reclaiming missed joy.
Saving The Billionaire Dinosaur by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,870. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In a world where billionaire dinosaurs roam the Earth, two women can change the fate of their boss. But first, Cindy must sit through the worst business meeting ever. Bad enough when she only dealt with Rex Monahan, the shapeshifting dinosaur boss with an unending sexual appetite. Now, another dinosaur shapeshifter forces Rex to question his sexuality.
The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,890. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
A billionaire shapeshifting dinosaur in a glass office. A cubicle farm of gorgeous women willing to do anything for him. And only one human resources lady to keep them all in line. Looking for erotica that pokes fun at tropes? Look no further. Five short stories about a hunky billionaire with a secret dark side and the women who work for him.
Hunting the Billionaire Dinosaur: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
A warm bowl of minestrone soup and a cool glass of lemonade. Everything Millie Samson needs to get away from the weirdness of working for a billionaire dinosaur shapeshifter. Really, she welcomes anything to keep her headache under control. Because finally the boss allowed Millie to hire a new assistant. Rhianna interviewed well. Living up to her full potential might be another thing.
Death of a Retail Associate by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Adam knew exactly what hit him. A cardboard box full of metal hardware—wall brackets, t-stand arms, and pegs for hurdle fixtures. The dumb box weighed a hundred pounds. And it fell on top of his head. One thing to die at work, another to die in an elevator while listening to Christmas music. A sexy encounter from beyond the grave at a department store.
Hop on Over to the North Pole by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,900. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Every elf knows what happens in the North Pole, stays in the North Pole. Except for the toys of course. After only three days on the job, newbie toy maker Rayna must deliver a very important red envelope. But doing so in a place that caters to the two elven weaknesses—food and sex? One thing to satisfy the first weakness. The second demands more attention.
For Friends and Money by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,620. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Her heart fluttered to the bottom of her throat, and Abby swallowed it back down. Losing her paycheck money didn't bother her too much. The fantasy playing out in her head, and the thought of finally making it real, made her sweat. For a friend at first. For money the second time.
A Speedster in High Heels by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Summer classes done and her panties tucked safely away in her purse, Dr. Jennifer Rice seeks adventure. Something to loosen her up. Shake her to the core. All she needs—her red convertible, the tightest blue dress she owns, and a sexy pair of heels. A cute cop to pull her over for speeding helps too. But on the open road, adventure takes some twists and turns Jennifer never anticipated.
Goodbye, Martina by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,540. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Valentine’s Day night. Two double martinis with extra olives. An empty bar. And ghostly saxophone music playing from an empty stage. If you wish for an erotic story about lost love and the need to say goodbye, be sure to read Goodbye, Martina.
A Fitting Room Squeeze by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Seven in the evening, right before closing time, and Tyler badly wants to get some tacos and flake out in front of the TV. If he could, he’d quit his retail job at Humdinger’s at the drop of a hat. And tonight, every hat in the men’s department fell over, for no reason at all. As if straightening the hats weren’t enough, the most obnoxious customer ever demands Tyler’s attention.
Something Wicked This Way Comes: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,210. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Not Monday. Not quarterly reviews time. And certainly not the worst job Millie Samson ever had. But Tuesday might as well be all three of those rolled into one. But when the elevator doors ding open at the wrong floor and Rex Monahan steps in, Millie knows this Tuesday is anything but normal. If you enjoy quirky dinosaur shapeshifter erotica, be sure to read Something Wicked This Way Comes.
Whipped Cream Surprise by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,740. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Once he was fully awake, the fun began. They'd share a pancake breakfast with coffee and whipped cream. Then watch the Vikings and the Bears, drink beer later, have a late dinner, have sex. Sometimes, have sex multiple times, and preferably in a different room each time. If you enjoy steaming erotica with quirky couples, be sure to read Whipped Cream Surprise.
Shadow of a Doubt by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,860. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » MILF, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Not everyone rekindles a romance with their high school sweetheart. For Nate O’Brian, his young hearted belonged to his high school art teacher, Darla Johnson. But being with her never was an option. Nate still remembers her sweet smile, and the tight mini-skirts with black pantyhose she used to wear. Fast forward seventeen years…
The Sexy Umbrella of Doom by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,850. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Rain marks the beginning of Charley Vaughn’s vacation. The kind of rain fit for an epic nap interrupted by coffee breaks. But no matter, Miami offers Charley endless fascination. But one look upwards into the transparent blue plastic, and Charley finds herself walking on the clouds with a strange and alluring man. Soon enough, they do a lot more than just walking.
Speed Dating Night by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,850. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
At speed dating night, Bryan Bachelor must learn to navigate the three types of dates: too crazy, not crazy enough, and just right. Not that he wants to play this game of Goldilocks. Nobody does. At least he has choices—blond, brunette, and ginger.
 If you enjoy quirky humorous erotica, be sure to read Speed Dating Night.
After All These Years by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Marissa owes the Wenakaga Sun a news story on Heath. But fifteen years after she first met him, the heartache still stings. Perhaps she owes herself something as well. If you enjoy sexy student-teacher erotica with a holiday twist, be sure to read After All These Years. Bonus story included: Creatures of Habit.
Dawn at the Sunset Corral by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,750. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Westerns/Cowboys, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Dawn Copperpot comes out to the creek by the Sunset Corral for only one reason. Well, two—to be by herself, and to masturbate. After a long morning of mucking out stables, Dawn needs the me-time. Armed with a shotgun, a couple of sex toys, and her imagination; she waits for the sunrise to have the perfect orgasm. But her imagination leads her to the memory of Nate Ramsey, the one who got away.
The Life of Candy by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Candice just wants a fun night out with Brad. He holds doors open for her, touches her gently on the elbow, and pays for the dates. But at Abby’s Restaurant, where the tilapia tastes oddly like cod and wine is served in plastic cups, Candy longs for more with Brad. Much more? What will it take? A little candy, some condoms, and the age old question: “Your place or mine?”
The Northern Blow by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,490. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Boy meets succubus, and they lived happily ever after. For the most part… Even with the car radiator at full blast, the snowless chill still takes a bite out of exposed skin. At the top of the bluffs, the wind blows extra strong, rocking the car back and forth. Darren Henley wonders why a strange blond woman sits in the passenger seat. He still loves Josie Chaplin. Doesn’t he?
Femme Phobia: A Dr. Jane Erotic Short Story by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,830. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
The dark, clowns, and women—three things Jeremy Price fears. When he seeks out Dr. Jane Bernstein’s help, little choice remains but to face those fears one by one. But even in the safety of Dr. Jane’s office, that last fear can be paralyzing. Friendly, supportive, but certainly no sexual object, Dr. Jane treats Jeremy as an equal. As a person. Quirky cougar erotica.
Siren’s Garter: Issue Six by
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 49,900. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Every two months, Miriam F. Martin presents sizzling hot stories of romance and lust. Prepare to be tantalized and aroused with these erotic tales of adults who love sex. Warning: For consenting adults who like to laugh. Included in this volume: The Northern Blow (featured novella) Femme Phobia Speed Dating Night Shadow of a Doubt Something Wicked This Way Comes
Sapphic Phobia: A Dr. Jane Erotic Short Story by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,160. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Lana Bennett kept her expectations of the new sex therapist low, but she didn’t expect Dr. Jane Bernstein. A mousey little woman in a conservative brown suit and mauve mock-turtleneck sweater, hardly the sex goddess Lana thought she’d be seeing. If you enjoy quirky lesbian erotica about a older woman with a younger woman, be sure to read Sapphic Phobia.
So Much For Warrior Women by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,860. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
One night. That’s all Susan asked for. And thankfully, she got it on Tuesday night. One night of ordering Chinese and binge watching Xena. With her favorite blanket, a quiet apartment without a stupid ex-girlfriend, and a bottle of whiskey for later, Susan can’t ask for more. If you enjoy quirky lesbian erotica, be sure to read So Much for Warrior Women.
Rainmaker: A Femme Elemental Erotic Novella by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,930. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Once, in the Temple of Luna, the charcoal colored marble walls echoed with the sounds of laughter, mandolins, and ribald poetry. No more. Not since the drought devastated everything. Not since the Guardian, the tree in the center of the temple, became sick. If you enjoy erotic lesbian sword and sorcery, set in the tradition of Xena: Warrior Princess, be sure to read Rainmaker.
Siren's Garter: Issue Five by
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 48,760. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Every two months, Miriam F. Martin presents sizzling hot stories of romance and lust. Prepare to be tantalized and aroused with these erotic tales of adults who love sex. Warning: For consenting adults who like to laugh.
Stranded at the Witch’s House by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,930. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Late for Aunt Mirtle’s Thanksgiving dinner, Cassie can’t drive fast enough in the downpour. But when the roads turn icy, even ten miles per hour feels too fast. White knuckle grip on the steering wheel, soda spilled all over the front seat, Cassie just wants to change clothes and relax in front of a fire. A mysterious black cat completely derails her plans. Lesbian erotica with a holiday theme.
What Happens In the Copy Room: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,090. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Millie Samson comes to work with a half-eaten blueberry muffin in one hand and a hot coffee stain on her opposite boob. A perfect way to start Monday, the first day back from vacation. First order of business: empty the inbox. Then do the quarterly reviews. Until Rex Monahan, the dinosaur shapeshifter bossman, knocks on the door. If you enjoy MFF and dinosaurs, be sure to read this one.
Charging Her by the Hour by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Allan came prepared to give Bethany what she needs. He’d do anything for her, his best friend, two steps short of being his girlfriend. But now, sitting in her living room, her breasts practically falling out of her tank top, the moment of truth arrives. Anything. But for writing Bethany’s college term paper, Allan won’t work for free.
Late Night at the Office by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,140. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Quarter to midnight, and Stan wakes up at his office desk, computer paper stuck to his cheek, glued in place by drool and a sweaty five o’clock shadow. Tough life as an accountant during tax season. No time to nap on the job. Back to the grind for Stan. Until a woman in a black trenchcoat and red high heels steps into his office. If you enjoy quirky workplace erotica, be sure to read this one.
The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
The perks of working at home: walking about in leopard print lingerie, drinking coffee, and waiting for a new sex toy to arrive. A marathon masturbation session tops the cake after the work and the waiting. What begins as an invitation to come out of the rain and share coffee, turns into so much more. If you enjoy humorous lesbian erotica, be sure to read The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady.
Pins and Racks: An Erotic Novella by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,240. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Gaby Ashton wants the longest hot shower in her life, nothing more, nothing less. Especially after the dismal night at the Pins and Racks Bowling Center. After leaving a six-nine-ten split, Gaby’s team loses by one point. To top off the night, the man doing wheelies in the parking lot crashes into her car. If you enjoy angry sex and quirky romantic erotica, be sure to read Pins and Racks
Laundry Day & Other Erotic College Stories by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Old enough to pretend you know what you’re doing, still young enough to be awkward. It’s a time when you’re an adult, but you’re still allowed to explore and try things you might regret later. Such is the college life. Laundry Day features five confessional-style tales with beautiful women, oddball situations, and the best orgasms. If you enjoy humor while being aroused, be sure to read this one.
Hotel Siren & Other Erotic Lesbian Stories by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Sometimes, women don't need men. What is it about lesbian sex that makes it so divine? Perfection. Unobtainable for many. Simply beautiful to watch. Hotel Siren & Other Erotic Lesbian Stories features five confessional-style erotic tales with beautiful women, oddball situations, and the best orgasms. If you enjoy humor while being aroused, be sure to read this one.
Midnight Show & Other Erotic Stories by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
What happens when you take a beautiful woman to a cheesy zombie pirates movie? Great sex, of course! Midnight Show & Other Erotic Stories features five confessional-style erotic tales with beautiful women, oddball situations, and the best orgasms. If you enjoy humor while being aroused, be sure to read this one.
Siren's Garter: Issue Four by
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 43,480. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Hermit Muse Publishing presents Miriam F. Martin, a perverted scribe with a passion for getting stranger off over the internet. Enjoy sizzling hot stories of romance and lust, perfect for late nights and early mornings. Prepare to be tantalized and aroused with these erotic tales of adults who love sex. Warning: For consenting adults who like to laugh.
Molly the Adult Dolly by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Empty house. Lonely and missing his wife. Dark and stormy night. Hunter just wants a stiff drink after coming home from a business trip. Not like Christine will be home any time soon apparently. Little does he know what surprise she left him upstairs. Hunter never received a gift quite like Molly. Some presents happen once in a lifetime.
Pink Taco Tryst by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,920. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The Pink Taco. The best tacos in town, the worst landmark. The neon taco on the roof makes the snow look like giant pink glitter dust, and puts all the seven sins to shame. Especially gluttony. After a long day of being on her feet, Emily heads straight to the Pink Taco for a late night dinner. Priority one: eat. Priority two: strip naked and masturbate the rest of the night.
Friends With Batteries by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,070. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Candles? Check. Curtains drawn? Check. Webcam turned on? Making love to a long-distance boyfriend comes with challenges. Especially the coming part. Gina enjoys Kyle’s weekly geyser show immensely. And she can squirt like a pro. But only when he touches her in the right way. She desperately wants to return the favor on cam.
Taming the Billionaire Dinosaur by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Cindy never imagined her career being so unfulfilling. Trapped in a cubicle, days filled with busy work, hitting deadlines that nobody else in the company seemed to care about. Never mind Rex Monahan, the dinosaur shapeshifter boss in the glass corner office. Bonus short story included: The Glowing Satisfaction of Pancakes.
The Birthday Sandwich by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Amy prefers her birthday to be simple. Pot of coffee, the newspaper, and a quiet morning alone in her birthday suit. She’s content to wait for the hubby to return from work before celebrating. But things don’t go her way when the doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a policeman on her porch. If you’re in the mood for humorous menage MFM erotica, be sure to read The Birthday Sandwich.
Would You Like Cherry Pie With That? by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,130. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Going to the same diner after work every night has its perks, and Betty’s Stack House has plenty of perks to offer. Including one perky waitress. Jeff is about to discover he can have his pie and take it home with him, if he only asks for it. But Betty, the waitress, likes a man who is submissive. Once Jeff tells her yes, there’s no going back.
The Glowing Satisfaction of Pancakes by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Kyle wakes up early every morning. Karen doesn’t. On the weekend, their different schedules make activities difficult. But maybe the smell of fresh breakfast could entice Karen out of bed. At least that’s his plan. But breakfast doesn’t end with just pancakes. Satisfying Karen takes so much more. If you enjoy smart and sexy erotica, you will enjoy reading The Glowing Satisfaction of Pancakes.
Gone to the Dogs by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2016 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Kacy spends her afternoons staring out her front window, watching Josh the cute neighbor guy walk his pug. But as the summer heats up, she decides to put on her bikini and do a little gardening in her front yard. Not the normal method to pick up guys, but Kacy has to do what she has to do. Josh has no choice in the matter. The night isn’t over yet.
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