Misty MacAllister

Biography

A word from the author:

Hello dear readers,

I’m Misty MacAllister and I’m an erotic writer (this feels very much like an AA meeting). I wanted to take the opportunity to say a little something about myself, the obligatory bio, but that turned out to be harder to do than I thought, so instead I’m going to answer a few of the most common questions I’m asked. Usually I get these questions on my Tumblr, where you can go and follow me - please, follow me, mistymacallister.tumblr.com - or you can go to my MistyMacBlog.

The number one question is: Do you write from experience?

The answer is no. If I did everything in my stories, when would I have the time to write? And if somehow I had time, I’d be too sore for anything other than a long bubble bath and a glass of wine. The only books I can think of that bear any resemblance to reality are “Pollinate My Flower”, because I had an experience with a bumble bee hive when I was little, but those stings weren’t nearly as erotic as the stings in the said story, and “An Intimate Encounter of the Fifth Kind”, because I sometimes think that my husband is an alien, just without all the extra tentacles. Oh, and “The Bride of Bigfoot”. I don’t know about you but my hiking experiences have been pretty close to those described in “The Bride of Bigfoot” except for the Bigfoot part, naturally.

The number two question is: Why do you write erotica?

Why not is the easy answer, but the more Freudian answer would be that writing erotica is a manifestation of one of my quirks. I like to peek into houses and hotel windows. I’m not a peeping Tammy, mind you; I always stay on the sidewalk. What I’m really hoping to see is someone, or preferably two someones, doing something naughty (hotel windows seem to me the most likely to produce results). So I guess that’s why I write erotica, because not enough people are doing naughty things in their windows and I have to use my imagination. So it’s on you, people. Start getting frisky in windows if you want me to stop writing.

The other questions I get are as follows, in no particular:

Do you work out?
Are you married?
Do you want to meet?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Can you undo knots?
Have you ever been tied up?
Do you want to be tied up?
Etc.

If you want to know the answers, you’ll have to go to MistyMacBlog.

Sincerely,
Misty Mac

Where to find Misty MacAllister online


Books

The Girlfriend Experience
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,780. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
WARNING: “THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE” is intended for a mature audience. By no means does this story intend to show what happens if you drink alone, or if a stranger gives you two thousand dollars. It only shows what could happen.
Love At First Suck
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,050. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Warning: 'Love At First Suck' contains scenes of an explicit sexual nature and biting. If you have a fear of blood or sucking, this might not be the story for you, but if you like sucking, then be sure to read 'Love At First Suck'. And make sure you're in private when you do!
The Devil Wears Pink
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,720. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Warning: 'The Devil Wears Pink' contains sexually explicit scenes between consenting adults, and the workouts depicted aren't recommended for developing muscle mass, unless the muscle mass you want to develop is throbbing between your legs.
Half Light Angel Wings
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,260. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
'Half Light Angel Wings', a paranormal fantasy novella, is a rip-roaring ride through a world of angels and demons.
Love, Undies and Brooklynne
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,660. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
WARNING: ‘Love, Undies and Brooklynne’ contains graphic scenes and is intended for a mature audience.
Praying The Mantis
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
WARNING: ‘Praying The Mantis’ is a short story about HARDCORE SCIENCE where the REPRODUCTIVE HABITS of the praying mantis are explored through hands-on (hands-in and every other kind of in and out that can happen) research that might be disturbing to anyone who is bothered by a scientist letting her subject get deep inside her over and over and over again.
Pollinate My Flower
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
WARNING: ‘Pollinate My Flower’ is a short story about HARDCORE SCIENCE where the REPRODUCTIVE HABITS of the common honey bee are explored through hands-on (hands-in, and every other kind of in and out that can happen) research that might be disturbing to anyone who is bothered by a scientist letting her subject get inside her over and over and over again.
Santa's Cookie (Naughty Santa Series)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,040. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Warning: ‘Santa’s Cookie’ is intended for a mature audience. The story should not be confused with the traditional view of Santa Claus, but instead should be seen as a modern interpretation, in which the ‘gift’ Santa bestows upon the nice and the naughty consists of a large, throbbing love package full of seasonal juice that can go for a long, long time, bringing a happy Christmas to all.
The Contract (Book 3 of BACKROOM DEAL SERIES)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,080. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Find out what happens when Gwen falls deeper and deeper into Parker King's dark world of sensual desires in 'The Contract', Book 3 of BACKROOM DEAL, a serialized novel.
An Arrangement (Book 2 of BACKROOM DEAL SERIES)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,610. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Gwen Moore has a decision to make. Find out what her decision will be in 'An Arrangement', Book 2 of BACKROOM DEAL, a serialized novel.
The Proposal (Book 1 of Backroom Deal Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,100. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
BACKROOM DEAL is a serialized sexy suspense novel that’s "Fifty Shades of Grey" meets "An Indecent Proposal".
Game Day Replay
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: ‘Game Day Replay’ is intended for a mature audience who is more interested in naughty wives fooling around with their husband’s best friends than football, and in no way should be taken as a guide on how to spice up your weekend football watching, even though some hot and sweaty friend humping is an outstanding way to make a boring game go by faster.
An Arrow's First Prick
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Greece
WARNING: 'An Arrow's First Prick' is mythological smut, and is intended for the mature audience seriously interested in classic tales, as well as for those interested in tails being spanked.
Splendor In White Satin
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,820. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Warning: 'Splendor In White Satin' is intended for a mature audience and is not an endorsement of anyone sneaking into their neighbor's house to use their dirty panties as objects of self-gratification. That's not right. You should buy your own panties and peak through the window at your neighbor when you, well, you know...
No. Maybe. Yes. Please.
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 25,060. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Warning: 'No. Maybe. Yes. Please' is a story about a woman's descent into sexual domination by a powerful man and intended for a mature audience.
Who's My Sugar Daddy?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,920. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Warning: 'Who's my Sugar Daddy?' is intended for a mature audience and all the characters of over the age of consent. If you have a problem with a caring stepfather disciplining his eighteen-year-old virgin daughter with a firm hand on her round bottom, then you really won't like what happens in this story.
Garden of Delights
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » MILF
Warning: 'Garden of Delights' is intended for a mature audience, the participants are all consenting adults, and though peripherally involves the healthy hobby of gardening, it should in no way be seen as a how-to guide for planting, since the only seed deposited between the pages is that of a viral young man inside a willing older woman, over and over again.
D&D and the Abominable Snowman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,890. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Warning: 'D&D and the Abominable Snowman' is intended for a mature audience and contains explicit sex which some readers might find objectionable. If you have a problem with satin panty flashing or with consenting adults doing the sex, then this story is not for you. But if you don't mind threesomes, or even fivesomes, then this story is for you.
A Case Of Mistaken Identity
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Warning: ‘A Case of Mistaken Identity’ is intended for a mature audience, the participants in the story are of age and the story contains strong sexual content, including public masturbation, voyeurism, sex in a library, and plenty of slurping and sucking. Reading this story might make you have to ‘shelf your book’, if you know what I mean, but you will not need a library card to check it out.
The Sweet Scent Of Satin
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Warning: 'The Sweet Scent Of Satin' contains scenes of a sexual nature and is intended for a mature audience. All characters are of age and all act are consensual in nature. This is not a recommendation for anyone to sneak into closets and sniff other people's panties. Panty sniffing should only be consensual unless you really know that you're not going to get caught.
A Bridesmaid's First Night
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
WARNING: 'A BRIDESMAID'S FIRST NIGHT' is a story about a woman finding herself, and it contains scenes of an explicit sexual nature. All characters are eighteen or older.
A Trap is Sprung
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: 'A Trap Is Sprung' is intended for a mature audience. The story is fiction and not an indication of what might happen between two, or more, horny, consenting adults who have a chance meeting in a public place, but we can all hope, can't we?
A Touch of Evil (The Exxxorcist Files Book 1)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,100. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
WARNING: If you're offended by a beautiful naked man using his thick and swollen manly attributes to defend another beautiful man from a demon’s possession, then this story isn't for you. If you're open-minded and understand the deeply penetrating benefits of loving and healing acts of intimacy repeated over and over again between two men, then this is the story for you.
An Intimate Encounter of the Fifth Kind
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,610. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
WARNING: 'An Intimate Encounter of the Fifth Kind' is an erotic story of an intergalactic nature. If you are offended by relationships that bridge the stars—via tentacles of love—then do not buy this story. But if you are a fan of romance that has no limits—not even T in B—then check out ‘An Intimate Encounter of the Fifth Kind’.
Naughty Is Nice
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: 'NAUGHTY IS NICE' is intended for a mature audience whose joy for the holidays extends to strap-ons and horny elves. All participants in Naughty Is Nice are of age and consenting.
Not Yeti
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,100. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
WARNING: ‘Not Yeti’ is intended for a mature audience, as it contains a serious amount of f***ing per word, and it should also be noted that the author bares no responsibility if any of the sexual acts from the story are repeated, thus causing broken c***s and/or bruised p*****s.
Bad Girls Good Cops
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,970. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: ‘Bad Girl, Good Cops’ is intended for a mature audience and in no way should be seen as approving of shoplifting. If you desperately need a thong, please, please, buy the thong. But this story should be seen as approving of consenting adults pleasuring each other in as many ways as they find possible, again, and again, and again. The characters in this ebook are all of age.
The Bride of Bigfoot
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
WARNING: 'The Bride of Bigfoot' is an erotic story of a cryptozoological nature. If you are offended by accounts of sweet love making between consenting species, then this is not a story for you. If you have an open mind about meaningful relationships that cross the boundaries of species, then check out ‘The Bride of Bigfoot’.
A Virgin's First Hunt (Vestal Virgin Hunter Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,450. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Eighteen-year-old Skye is a Vestal Virgin, and a Vestal Virgin is a shield that stands between humanity and the monsters that lurk in the dark. What will she do when faced with one of these monsters?
A Priestess's Way (The Quest of the Maidens Chronicles)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,150. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Rusa is a Priestess of the Way, and like all disciples from the Temple of the Goddess, she’s a deadly mix of warrior and witch, equally proficient at killing with sword as with sexual sorcery. But she has left the Temple and has set out on a quest to restore her lost honor. Will she succeed in her quest?
Church Girl Gone Bad
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
WARNING: 'Church Girl Gone Bad' involves consenting adults over 18 doing naughty things of a sexual nature that some people might find irreverent but most will find arousing.
FaceTime at the Opera
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,890. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Warning: ‘FaceTime at the Opera’ is intended for a mature audience that appreciates the finer things in life, like the opera, or a fine sniffer of cognac, or formal boinkings in public. On the pages of this story the consensual acts of adults are described as they slip and slide their throbbing maturity between lips and/or legs, over, and over, and over again.
Ménage à Quatre
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Warning: ‘Ménage à Quatre’ is intended for a mature audience. Despite the title, no knowledge of French is necessary to read the story, and all you need to enjoy it is a serious understanding of the international language of LOVE, or, perhaps more appropriately, its colloquial cousin, GANG BANGING, as the story contains multiple partners, some light slapping, gagging, and general slurping.
Please (No, Maybe, Yes, Please Pt. 4)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,520. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: 'Please' is the last book of the 'No. Maybe. Yes. Please' series and is intended for a mature audience.
Yes (No, Maybe, Yes, Please Series Pt. 3)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: 'Yes' is the third book of the 'No. Maybe. Yes. Please' series and is intended for a mature audience.
Elevator To The Top
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,830. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
WARNING: 'Elevator to the Top' is intended for a mature audience who won't be disturbed that 'going down' doesn't have anything to do with going from floor to floor and having things stuck in tight spaces doesn't mean being trapped in an elevator.
Maybe (No, Maybe, Yes, Please Pt. 2)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Romance » Erotic
WARNING: 'Maybe' is intended for mature, opened-minded people who enjoy reading about explicit sexual themes that involve husbands and wives, crowded sporting events, and stuffy dinner parties.
No (No, Maybe, Yes, Please Pt.1)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,620. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
WARNING: 'No' is intended for a mature audience, and it contains sexual acts of an explicit nature that some prudish people might find objectionable and that young people might find horribly tame after scrounging around on the internet, so the prudish should avoid it and the young should wait until they're old enough to have a credit card and buy it themselves.
Pretty Young Thing in Pretty Purple Satin
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: 'Pretty Young Thing In Pretty Purple Satin' is intended for a mature audience who loves young women in satin panties doing what they please.
D&D and the Whip
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,430. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » General
WARNING: 'D&D and the Whip' is intended for a mature audience and contains explicit content that some readers might find objectionable. So if you have a problem with wonderful women exploring their bodies in a slippery sexual way, or if you think ectoplasmic relations with ghosts who like to give spankings is wrong, read something else. But if you're not a stick in the mud, then read this.

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