Welcome, dear readers, and behold the saga of Girthir Norsethrust, mightiest and sexiest hero in all of the Norselands! These are grand, barnstorming adventure tales of terrible monsters, spiteful gods, mighty heroes and much sex.
Behold, dear readers, the final chapter in the tale of Girthir Norsethrust! Once a mighty and manly warrior with great strength and great sex, now Girthir is an old and tired King. Can he regain his youthful verve and rekindle the fires of old? Can he save his people from a dastardly usurper? Can he find love and happiness at last, or is it too late for poor old Girthir?
The adventures of Girthir Norsethrust continue in this rip-roaring adventure tale, featuring mighty monsters, spiteful gods and much sex. Despair, dear readers, for the Sexnarok has come! To prevent this apocalypse, Girthir will have to sex the very gods themselves. But he'll need the help of mighty female warrior Vulvatron Maximus...Has Girthir finally met his match?
Behold, dear readers, my magnum opus. Girthir Norsethrust: The Trial of the Sex is an epic, rousing adventure tale set during the era of Beowulf, featuring brave warriors, mighty monsters and much sex. Girthir Norsethrust, mightiest hero in all of the Norselands, sets out to defeat monsters three. He must defeat them, not with the sword…But with the sex.