What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
There's a homeless man who lives under it that kicks my face until I get up.
What do your fans mean to you?
I love my fans more than anything else.
Whenever my house is too warm and I don't want to raise my bill by turning on air conditioning, I find that my fans are an easy way to solve the problem with their osculating coolness.
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