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Noah Pasternak

Biography

Idiot cartoonist who writes books that are GUARANTEED lower your intelligence! (Not responsible for any lowered intelligence)

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?

There's a homeless man who lives under it that kicks my face until I get up.

What do your fans mean to you?

I love my fans more than anything else.
Whenever my house is too warm and I don't want to raise my bill by turning on air conditioning, I find that my fans are an easy way to solve the problem with their osculating coolness.

Where to find Noah Pasternak online

Website: http://www.baraler.wordpress.com
Twitter: @NoahPasternak
Blog: http://noahthecartoonist.wordpress.com

Books

Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: The Blartening by Noah Pasternak

Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody

In the greatest unauthorized parody ever told, Paul Blart saves the world yet again!

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