Daniel Hargrove

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As poets go, Daniel Hargrove is pretty OK. His poems range from the sappy and sentimental to the arcane and dangerous to the dark and laughable. And when I say laughable, I mean in the sense that you may rofl, lmao, or even, in extreme circumstances, LOL!
Writing poetry is hard work, and Dan has given up entirely in favor of smoking cigars and drinking coffee. For this reason, he is taking it upon himself to sort through the endless and tiresome formatting rules, changes, and outright demands that his cohorts in the publishing industry have seen fit to belabor us with, and dumb down all his books to fit the bill.
As a consolation prize, he is offering a crisp clean $20 dollar bill to anyone who 1) Reads all his books all the way through, and proves it in an email by naming a word in the second poem in each book and counting the words up to that word, giving a number as reference, also 2) Supplying an address or P.O. box where I can mail the money, and 3) Leaving a review that is at least 50 words in length for at least one book. Sincerely hope you enjoy your sentence!

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The Last of the Paranormal, We Hope, Or: "This Might Take a Lifetime"
Series: Toad. Price: Free! Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » Epic, Poetry » Spiritual
The legal repercussions keep common sense from prevailing on matters of the paranormal, in the end. Kreskin had it right, he ended the paranormal allre
It's Political ;)
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Arf, arf!
Homeboy
Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Who knows?
(five untitled poems)
Series: Toad. Price: Free! Words: 760. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » Asian American, Poetry » American poetry » General
Not much you can say about whales, everybody's favorite animal. I won't tell you mine, but it's a marsupial. There is a nice sexy poem in here.
Amanda Has Tantric Sex
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Amanda learns yoga and seeks spiritual help about her political objectives, reaching an epiphany about the nature of her form. She finds the fire of grace in the beauty of sufi philosophy, a peaceful religion that flourished in another era. Through spiritual guidance, she achieves the best orgasm in her life, and maybe the best one that anybody has ever had! It's all downhill from here!
"Wall St." five poems about Amanda a true Christian
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Amanda, fed up with the establishment and society that turned it's back, comes up with a theory about biochemistry. People don't have enough room to express themselves, at work, at church, in art class, and on CAMPUS! She studies the history of music since 1969, when protests were bouyantly making ground on the Nixon administration. They ended the war, finally...who "did" it? Everybody!
Amanda and the Canary
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 890. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Poetry » Spiritual
Amanda, a beautiful angel with Big Boobs, has the things she wants out of life, and is tryinng to make the world a better place. Having fallen many times (but never skinned a knee), she knnows how to pick herSELF up, and make hay while the sun shies. Amanda follows a rule. Do unto otherrs as you would have them do unto you. To her, this can mean many things, and she is a wise and pretty hon
Coffee With Amanda
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
The sexuoscentological cults have all gotten together to make a monomegalithic corporate entity in this chlling, thrilling, dramatic, scary, beautiful, happy, everyday, piece of werk I call.........."Coffee With Amanda".
French Silk
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Silk is often mistaken for satin because of men's unwillingness to see the beauty of the cloth.
On the Up Side
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 980. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Let's imagine that Abe Lincoln had said the words, "I had a dream." He did, free the slaves, you know, so it might be true. I'm sure he had a few nights tossing and turning about this, that, or the other. He was a Christian man, very devoted, he was a great man to have. And...he believed in Angels!
April Morn
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
The man with the violin knew enough to remember, but tasting every such song isn't as sweet as you...
The Fang
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
I've got the mother of all writer's blocks and this is all I could find to say. Consider it the culmination of a lifetime of dealing with MONSTERS.
4th amendment, clause three, "and", clause four, second comma, "supported", clause five, "describing".
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
History in handcuffs, the furry variety of course! I did not do this with any particular motive in mind, I promise!
Maple Pines Gate
Series: Amanda's Smile · Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Budgeting
A wreath is nice on a dark green door, with or without the silver glitters.
How to End War - Not For Grown Ups
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Aesthetics
This book of five poems is for dreamers who believe sometimes or sometimes not. Someimes I believe, and sometimes not.
The Braying Lamb
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2019 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
A short book of five poems, in my usual erratic manner.
The Rude Awakening
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 790. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2018 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
A very short book of five poems, hopefully it will make you laugh.
The Turn of Tales: Ten Erotic Poems
Series: Amanda's Smile. Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2018 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Ten short erotic poems for your edification and enjoyment.
Keys and Locks
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2018 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » African American, Poetry » American poetry » General
I'm feeling more optimistic these days and tried to write a book of five poems that I found deeply satisfying. I hope you like these poems. Any feedback would be appreciated!
The Cliff
Series: Toad. Price: Free! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
More poems about pacifism, hard equations, and even a look at the paranormal! If you took the time to print it, you could make a total of eight paper airplanes out of it! Hope you enjoy my exercise in optimism! Please review! I'm always looking for feedback, positive or negative.
The Mean Dog
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Presented for your edification and enjoyment are some thoughts on possession and ownership of property, as well as the modern dilemmas with idealism. Please comment and/or review!
The Cat Game
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
A book of six poems, with apologies in advance and also in retrospect for the illusions of liberty I might have created in your minds. I hope you can understand why I wrote this book and bear with me as I try to sort out the shambles my life has become. Thanks for reading, Dan
The Sixties
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
The whole decade encapsulated in one slim volume! I know you'll love it! Almost true!
Rewards
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This work of five poems is very long and tedious to read until the very end. It might take hours, even days, possibly years to absorb. It might tickle your funny bone a time or two as well, but it definitely won't leave you wondering why in the hell I wrote it. For your pleasure and amusement!
Dirty Pool: Seven Poems
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 590. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This book of seven poems are my incorrigible musings on sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll! This is a book for adults, miscreants and hypocrites, Enjoy! And please review!
The Doughnut Shop
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
I'm thinking everybody will hate this book. Five poems (only five?!!?!!!) about the subject of health. Vent your anger! Write a blistering review! Thanks!
Terrycloth
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Here I am again! Already, you ask? I'm on fire! OK, OK, so my poetry is droll. I've been accused of that before. But I'm feeling good today, so seven more poems for your reading pleasure! Review or comment!
The Lines
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 790. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
A few thoughts on the shape of the economy, the roles we must play in engaging it, and a jab or two at leftist confusion. I wish it meant something other than just offering more words to the choir about our dilemma, but there it is. More water under the bridge, I hope somebody's listening. Please review! Thanks
The Slow Day
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
I hope you like this book of seven (yes, seven!) poems for your pleasure and dissection. The narrative form has become a fascination for me, and I try to tell stories that will entertain and illuminate literate minds. Words are too much like a river, and once over the dam, they are beyond us. Please review!
Laugh Lines
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This book is my best attempt to weave together some thoughts about life, politics and Ifa, in a way that hopefully will engage and entertain the reader. Please review and/or drop me a line at the included email address. I am always looking for feedback to better understand my art and my readers. Thanks for reading!
A Bad Cold
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This is my best attempt to provide some substance to immaterial ideas about love. Yfa you enjoy it, please review it!
Fairy Tale (Second Edition)
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
It's a corny title for a book, and it probably is a corny book, but take it for what it is. I am doing my best to give you a look into my inner rooms and to explain the gray areas between black and white. If you like it, please review!
Love
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This is a book of only one poem. Enjoy! ABCDEFG............Q!
In the Laugh of Nightingales
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Well, I didn't think I'd ever publish another book, but here you are again, saddled with the task of reading more of my poems. This is a book of five poems. It is my best effort to resolve the dilemma I created for myself with my last book. I won't apologize, but tsk tsk...no one wrote me at the included email address.
A String of Errors
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 950. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This is the last book I intend to write. I cannot understand the things that matter most, anymore. I am basically a zombie, and I can't reanimate, only simulate reason. Thank you for having read my books, I wish I could write more. With whatever love I can muster anymore, Dan
In Her Possession
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
Seven poems, mostly about unnameable feelings about past loves. I was thinking about waiting for awhile before putting out another ebook, but I felt that these poems were inspired and hopefully inspiring. Thanks to all my readers!
Occupying My Time
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This is my best attempt at the simple narrative form, along with a couple of poems not in a narrative style. You will see more narrative poetry from me soon. I do hope you will enjoy them as much as I enjoyed writing them! Please leave feedback, as I am always looking for new insights into my own poetry so I can better understand my readers, and hopefully, write better poetry.
The Wandering of Cans
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This book is probably my best book yet. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. It explores subjects like pathos from a sympathetic angle, something that is sadly lacking in popular philosophy these days. As in all my books, I am trying to understand myself better, and help people to better understand the world they both see and don't see. Any feedback would be appr
The Broken Arrow: Eleven Poems
Series: Toad. Price: Free! Words: 980. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This book of eleven poems is an attempt to clarify some of the muddy realities of my previous work. I have been seeking a path forward with my life, and I felt I had to find some middle ground with some of the conflicts in my mind. Hopefully you will find it entertaining and enlightening!
Stairs of Sand
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 2,670. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
It's been a long time since I published a new book of poetry. When writing these, I was attempting to breathe new life into old cliches, not an easy task in the information age, Hopefully I will bring with them some of the complexity and beauty of love as I see it. I hope you enjoy this short book with 22 poems. It was a labor of lo
"Skill" and Other Prose
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 25,090. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is a book of 15 pieces of prose for your reading pleasure. I have released 7 short books of poetry, and this is my last book (until I write some more...working on it!). Please rate and review and/or comment, I would love to hear what you think about it!
"Found on the Seashore" and Other Poems
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(4.00 from 1 review)
Here is my seventh free book of poems for your amusement and entertainment. There are 35 poems in this edition, some written recently, others ranging back to 1998. Please comment and review, I would love to hear what you think!
It Could Happen to You
Series: Toad · Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,010. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Here is my sixth free short ebook of poetry, 36 poems for your perusal and enjoyment. Included in this volume are several brand new poems. There will be two more books to follow. The poems range from the philosophical and introspective to the romantic and exuberant. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them! Feel free to review, I would love to hear what you think.
At the Side of the Years
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book of 34 poems is offered here for free for your enjoyment and amusement. Please feel free to review and/or comment, I would love to hear what you think! This is my fifth book of poems with three more to follow in good time. Thanks for reading!
"In the Weave of Night" and Other Sonnets
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Due to the surprising popularity of my first three short books of poetry, I am releasing this early. It is a book of sonnets exclusively, thirty-nine of them, written over the years. I have culled the best of them from the 150 or so that I have written. They range from the very eclectic to the very romantic, some negative, some positive. Please review! I would love to hear what you think!
Glasses
Series: Toad. Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Inspirational
"Glasses" and Other Poems is Daniel Hargrove's third book of poetry. It contains 30 poems, some humorous, some ironic, some that rhyme, some that don't. Please feel free to review the work, positive or negative, as I would enjoy hearing any feedback.. My first two books, "At the Fallen Gate" and Other Poems, and "In a Spill of Sighs" and Other Love Poems are available for free.
In a Spill of Sighs (Fourth Edition)
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short book of 31 love poems, meant to enlighten and enrapture. Please feel free to review the work, any comments, positive or negative will be welcomed. I'd love to hear what you think! Please enjoy this free book! The poems are written from 1998-2005. There will be more recent work, from 2013-2014 in a subsequent book.
At the Fallen Gate
Series: Love. Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2014 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is a book of mostly older poems I wrote around 2000-2004. It is a very short book, only 24 poems and one piece of prose. There will be more to follow if it generates enough interest! Hope you enjoy it! Please review it! I would appreciate any feedback, positive or negative! Tell me what you think!
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