Patrick Jane


I am just a man traveling through the maze called life.

One thing more, I am not a person who frequently indulges on social media. That is because of time constraints. Therefore, I apologize to anyone in advance to whom I don’t reply in time.

Sincerely Yours
Patrick Jane

P.S. A big thanks to everyone who is posting reviews of my e-Books. It shows you care about my stories and it inspires me to write more and write better. Thank you very much.

Smashwords Interview

What is your writing process?
That is a trade secret.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
I am a person who craves control and being an indie author gives me full control over my creativity. I can decide my own prices, publishing dates and can even give away any of my book for free, if I want to.

Moreover, self publishing gives me the freedom of finishing my stories at my own pace unlike the traditional publishing. I despise deadlines and I have no shame in admitting that I am not one of those people who thrive under pressure.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Patrick Jane online


Simple Shorties
Simple short stories with a kick.
Virgin Sluts
Few stories about the sexual exploits of a lusty young man who visits his Amish uncle and corrupts his innocent virgin cousins into horny sluts.
Virgin Sluts #1
Price: $2.99 USD.
Virgin Sluts #2
Price: $2.99 USD.
Virgin Sluts #3
Price: $2.99 USD.


A Mysterious Man
Series: Simple Shorties. Price: Free! Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Two thieves find a mysterious man spying upon them and decide to kill him but they are in for a big surprise.
Virgin Sluts #3
Series: Virgin Sluts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,150. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
While continuing his sexual exploits with the innocent virgins, John, the lusty young man, discovers his bisexuality and experiments with the same sex. Sam knew what I needed, and perhaps he needed it too, therefore he turned around with ardent fervor to show me his tout buffed figure, which had a magical effect on my already aroused senses.
Virgin Sluts #2
Series: Virgin Sluts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
John, the lusty young man, teams up with another immoral young man to take on three beautiful innocent virgins and their gorgeous virgin friend – which results in an epic orgy.
Virgin Sluts #1
Series: Virgin Sluts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
(5.00 from 1 review)
A lusty young man visits his Amish uncle in the country side, where he finds three beautiful innocent virgins and then one by one, he takes their virginity away.
The Ant And The Man
Series: Simple Shorties. Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Inspirational
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
An ant teaches a valuable lesson to a desperate man, and then there is a twist.
A Few Good Smiles
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Christmas gift from me, a few jokes for everybody. "A few good smiles" that exactly what I want to have you from this eBook. So enjoy.

Smashwords book reviews by Patrick Jane

  • Smashwords Style Guide on March 29, 2013

    This book helped me a lot to put a quality product out there. I recommend it for all the self publishing authors.
  • 50 Best Jokes Ever on March 29, 2013

    Good jokes to get a few laughs.
  • They Don't Exist on Jan. 20, 2014

    A well-crafted story around a preposterous premise.
  • Deleted Memories on Jan. 22, 2014

  • Deleted Memories on Jan. 23, 2014
    (no rating)
    Hello, I read your story and gave it a nasty one star review not because I want to discourage you as a writer but because there are several obvious problems with your story. They are as follows:- 1. Your story does not provide the “hook” {introduction of the confession of the killer} till the fourth page, which is the half of the story. The hook must be on the first page. 2. There are several non-interesting back-stories of the characters such as circumstances of Simon’s inclusion into the force, Adam getting taunts for babysitting and then Simon proving himself useful etc. These back stories make your story boring and since this is a short story there is no place for back-stories in it. If it were a novel, it would have been alright. 3. Your characters are unbelievable. Your main characters who are supposed to be cops act like chicken when a killer shows up at their doorsteps. Most of the cops are brave because they have guns and training in handling scum. Taking care of thugs, gangsters and killers is a part of their daily routine. They are not going to be intimidated by a single crazy man at their doorstep specially when there are two of them. Moreover, it is highly unlikely that a serial killer would like to draw the attention of a cop therefore showing up at the cop’s house to intimidate him seem to be far-fetched. Think like the killer. What your story needs is a rewrite. You can open the story with the confession of the killer and then establish that Adam and Simon are watching it on the laptop. Change Adam and Simon from cops to journalists or lawyers etc anyone who is not trained to maintain law and order. Then the serial killer showing up at the doorstep would be feasible. The idea of your story is right but the setting and presentation is wrong. Although, I strongly believe that you have the talent to improve your story and once you have done it, I would humbly retract my current review of your book. I did now want to post all of this at Smashwords under the review of your book because somehow it did not feel right but you leave me no choice by not mentioning any web address where I could contact you. I hope I have not offended you or your intelligence in any way and if I did, I apologize. Best of luck with your writing career. Sincerely Yours, Patrick Jane
  • Project Daedalus on Feb. 17, 2014

    A captivating story woven around espionage, criminal organizations and world politics.