PC Surname

Biography

I am serving police Constable in a UK police force and have been for a few years. I also enjoy writing in my spare time and wanted to write a book that people around the country could enjoy.

People are fascinated by the police. This is why the TV listings are full of drama series and "fly-on-the-wall" documentaries, not to mention all the cop movies on the big screen. Like so many I also enjoy these shows, BUT I still watch them and think "that's not what I do at work!". So I decided to write a beginners guide to what serving police officers REALLY do, every day and night in the UK. My book is intended to give an interesting, light hearted, insightful but - most importantly - accurate portrayal of what my colleagues and I do on the streets of the UK. If you are interested in a police career this publication is for you.

Thank you for taking the time to check out this page and I hope you enjoy the book!

Where to find PC Surname online


Where to buy in print


Books

Upholding Law and Disorder: Police Tales From The Front Line
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,580. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Neurotic, excitable, unpredictable, potentially dangerous - and that's just the police officers! Drunk drivers, feral children, drug barons, violent prisoners, dying junkies, wild gypsies, gun-toting gangsters, angry taxpayers, budget cuts and delusional senior officers - PC Surname and the rest of 'A Shift' do battle against them all. Jump in for a ride-along as they fight crime!
A Beginner's Guide to Criminality: How to be A Successful Villain
Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Then this guide is for you!
I Pay Your Wages! A Beginners Guide to the Police Service 2014
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,160. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Careers, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Thinking of a police career? Occasionally frightening, but always exciting, PC Surname guides you all the way from application, through training, and on to what a new police recruit really gets up to out on the streets. Cross the police line for a unique, humorous and accurate insight into front line policing in the UK, whilst learning essential police powers, procedures and policies as you go.

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