Pat Connid


Pat Connid has spent the better part of his life avoiding real work.

Now a top-selling humor author (with an inability to simply choose one genre and go with it), the former stage performer, radio personality, and balloon-animal artiste spends his days on a river shantyboat just off the Florida keys in international waters waiting for his visa paperwork to be approved.

In his spare time, Pat Connid likes to write autobiographies in the third person.

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50 Shades of Gray Matter
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,080. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Zombies everywhere, Hal is suddenly bitten by his now-infected girlfriend. So much for love. Rather than turn undead, he’s going to end it: overdosing on pain meds. Instead he gets a hold of ED medication (common mistake, surely). Turns out, diverting that wee bit of blood prevents zombification, imbuing Hal with zombie-like abilities. Can he & his new companions now prevent the zombie take over?

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50 shades of gray    comedy    dystopian    horror    humor    zombie