Patrick Barrett

Series

Cuthbert
The comedy series by Patrick Barrett

Books

Cuthbert: Sledgehammer to Crack a Nut
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,450. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When little toy soldiers suddenly become men in costume upon a battlefield, Cuthbert's Valley is in trouble. The inhabitants will lose everything, including their homes, if they don't take a stand and fight off the Dragon Droppings. Absolute mayhem ensues when the valley transforms into a Sledgehammer world.
Cuthbert: Home on the Range
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,910. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Arkle leaves a cube of pastry with Cuthbert to hide her secret formula, Cuthbert and Percy think they must heat it for her and pop it into the oven, with hilarious results. The upshot is tunnels of dough, two rampaging goats, the drains inspector and his team attempt a strange rescue, and the two men decide they may have licked this baking gig.
Cuthbert's Flying Circus
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,320. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Cuthbert series continues with hilarious shenanigans when a circus unexpectedly arrives in Cuthbert's yard. This unlocks a spellbinding plot to discover the missing gold reputed to be left to Cuthbert by his enigmatic Aunt Edith. Hold onto your hat, the madness continues.
Cuthbert: Tee for Two
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,680. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Trouble in the Valley continues as a reckless statement by Ronald Chisholm that women are genetically incapable of playing golf provokes Arkle. But the women have some plans of their own and have not the slightest intention of losing. And so this hilarious series, brimming with memorable characters and witty one-liners, continues …
Cuthbert: How Mean is My Valley
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,260. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Yes, folks, it is Cuthbert - one-time farmer, theatre impressario, and many-times undertaker - against the World, and somebody or something is going to get buried, under concrete. The Valley is under threat. Will the Valley rise again and become a mountain, or will the locals take it all sitting down, eat popcorn, and watch 'Die Messy 4'?