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Books

Pook Said It by
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 46,070. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2019 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Here is my contribution of epigrams, maxims, sallies, gags, bon mots, ranging from the trivial to the titanic, the simple to the sophisticated, the saucy to the solemn, slapstick to satire — mostly ripped out from the twenty-three Pook Books I have written.
Pook's Viking Virgins by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 49,170. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2016 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pook soon discovers how Scandalous Scandinavia is a hotbed of temptation as he travels through Europe to Sexy Sweden, Naughty Norway and Daring Denmark in this latest side-splitting mirth-maker of erotic encounters and unrivalled adventures.
Marine Pook Esquire by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 53,650. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2016 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What a shock for Pook! What a blow for Honners! It’s happened at last. As the massive Japanese war-machine remorselessly advances westward the Royal Marines are rushed to a remote desert island in the Indian Ocean to construct a defence base against the enemy.
Pook's Curiosity Shop by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 50,080. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2016 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set against Pook’s accurate background of business practice we see our hero encounter the hazards of the profession in the shape of eccentric dealers, awkward customers and difficult situations. In his search for success Pook meets the girl of his dreams, the lovely female Viking called Tora, while Olga is wooed by Yosseff, a wealthy Arab prince.
Pook's China Doll by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 50,930. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pook and Honners sail East on board the Soonong under the harsh discipline of Commander Bray to carry out a secret mission of locating a spy. Honners uses the voyage to incease his collection of antiques and other objets d’art, before teaming with Pook to track down the spy—a beautiful woman whom Pook falls in love with.
Pook's Love Nest by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 51,940. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Apart from being an extremely funny story of man’s struggle for survival in a woman’s world, Pook’s Love Nest is a veritable handbook of advice and practical help for readers who are in any way interested in putting up that magic sign— VACANCIES
Gigolo Pook by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 51,770. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Having learned to dance like a dervish by the age of nine at Madam Robinson’s Dancing Academy for Young Ladies, Pook set his heart on leaving school in order to follow in the talented footsteps of his Uncle Dick as an international gigolo.
The Teacher's Hand-Pook by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 62,900. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Besides being another hilarious yarn in the series, The Teacher’s Hand-Pook voices a plea from many teachers who are worried by the sometimes unhelpful programmes, methods and theories imposed upon them from above by folks not directly in the firing line of modern education. Much of this concern is summed up by that outspoken representative of the Old Guard, Mr Mould, in his Teacher’s Prayer:
Pook's Tours by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eager to improve his chances with the ladies, Pook takes the celebrated Beau Nash course: How to Attract Women Without Moving. Then, to try out his new power over the fair sex, he and Honners sail on a package-tour cruise aboard the Pagan Princess, bound for the torrid Mediterranean and Brochureland romance.
Beau Pook Proposes by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 62,000. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beau Pook Proposes lays bare the jungle of the used car trade and the ruthless operators standing behind their gleaming bangers. Anything but a woman’s world, yet Pook enters it in partnership with his great-aunt Dot, a lady born before the motor car was invented, determined to make good in the nation’s toughest mart.
Pook's Eastern Promise by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 62,820. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You’ll enjoy Pook and Honners in the Indian Navy, savouring the sweet life of the East. Honners breaks with naval tradition by opening a boarding-house in Bombay, providing a base for his ever-growing collection of war trophies.
Pook's Tale Of Woo by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 60,840. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In many of the Pook Books the part of the eternal woman behind Pook is played by the lovely Olga. Some readers asked to hear more about her, so Pook’s Tale of Woo is mainly devoted to her—and her eternal mother, Mrs. Brown.
Pook’s Class War by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 63,630. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once again Pook comes up with another original formula for mirth and sheer reading pleasure which his fans enjoy so much. Schoolmaster Pook often illustrates his lessons by anecdotes from the War. His pupils like this too, but they like it even more when nostalgia so grips Pook that he seems to reminisce himself into the past before their very eyes.
Playboy Pook by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 60,380. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beneath the mirth and action of Playboy Pook is a serious attempt by the author to recapture those lush days of England before the war, and to get inside the minds of the young people who were fortunate enough to enjoy that fascinating era.
Pook & Partners by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 58,590. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pook & Partners introduces another dynamic personality of the Pook fun club—Al Newman, a high-pressure salesman who persuades Pook to enter the property world in pursuit of that fortune he sought in Pook in Business.
Pook's Tender Years by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 56,360. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 18, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Pook’s Tender Years Peter Pook draws on the most amusing anecdotes of those formative years from eight to nineteen, and many of these stories are nearer the truth than he cares to admit—such as the derailing of a tram with the aid of a kitchen poker and the destruction of his teacher’s desk by force of gravity.
Pook at College by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 52,390. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 18, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With an ever increasing number of men and women taking up teaching as a career, it is fitting that Pook should reveal his own startling college experiences for the benefit of students about to join and for the delight of teachers whose college days are among their most vivid memories.
Banker Pook Confesses by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 51,090. Language: British English. Published: February 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a bank clerk struggles as hard as Pook does to live an eventful life, he is sure to get into trouble with the Manager. Mr Putty and his Chief Clerk, Mr.Pants, disapprove strongly of Pook’s appearance as the nude prude in an all-colour girlie film, and when Pook and our old friend Honners take the Manager to a strip club, their account goes deep into the red.
Professor Pook by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 52,240. Language: British English. Published: February 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Educationalists will be intrigued by Pook’s unorthodox approach to teaching in the Pop Age, when he strives to impart a knowledge of English to the D stream, who often find difficulty in using even their mother tongue. The N.U.T. and N.A.S. will be delighted by this shrewd appraisal of their problems, while the ordinary reader—Pook-addict or fresher—will revel in this lesson in laughter.
Bwana Pook by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 55,440. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Peter Pook is desperate for money. He decides therefore to marry it, figuring this to be the shortest way to eliminate the normal forty years’ graft known as earning a living. He selects Africa as his hunting ground, and soon tracks a rich quarry, but he loses her to a rival Romeo. Naturally he plans to accompany the happy couple on their honeymoon.
Pook Sahib by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 54,930. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lieutenant Pook sounds pretty good, at least it did to Pook himself, who was seconded to the Royal Ramsami Navy to undertake the strangest mission ever to befall a naval officer. Precisely what that mission was, though, Pook never quite discovered.
Pook In Business by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 66,040. Language: British English. Published: December 18, 2013 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For the dealer and layman alike Pook in Business is a treasure house of hilarious anecdotes which you will want to read time and again—and maybe give you an unexpected interest in attics, cellars and dustbins.
Pook In Boots by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 69,300. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2013 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Leaving the Bank, Pook continues his aggressive career in the Royal Marines, where he mixes with earls and orphans—leading them all cheerfully to perdition, willingly aided by the smallest Marine on record, the Hon. Lesley Pilkington-Goldberg
Banking On Form by
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 73,540. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Banking on Form is an amusing and irreverent record of a powerfully-built young athlete who became caught up in the world of banking. Problems confront young Pook as he struggles to combine the art of banking with sex, body-building and a football career—a feat which understandably threatens to overwhelm him until a clever Austrian gentleman steps in with a timely solution.

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