Pete Sortwell

Biography

Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under three years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.

First published in the Radgepacket anthology with a story he'd written during month five of his new hobby, Pete's now featured in a total of ten different anthologies and has been amongst some very fine company. (Although I've been the best in all of them, I know that because both my Mum and Jeff told me and they're both honest-to-God Christians ... possibly.)

Author of comedy e-books 'The Village Idiot Reviews', 'The Office Idiot Reviews' and 'The Idiot Government Reviews', 'More Village idiot Reviews.' These books sell more than he ever thought they would, and he's hooked. 'Dating in the Dark' is Pete's first self-published novel. His traditionally published novel, 'So Low, So High', was published by Caffeine Nights in June 2013.

Where to find Pete Sortwell online

Twitter: petesortwell
Facebook: Facebook profile

Books

The Diary Of An Expectant Father (The Diary Of A Father Book 1)
Price: Free! Words: 27,310. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Diary of an Expectant Father' charts the months leading up to what should be the happiest day of a young couple's life, but with a relationship so new and a career so bad, can Graham keep everything together for the sake of his unborn child?
Who likes Short Shorts
Price: Free! Words: 34,540. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
In 2012 Pete Sortwell did something no one had ever done before: he wrote a book based entirely on Amazon product reviews. The book was so successful, he wrote a series. The series was so successful, he spent the next year releasing other projects he’d been working on. Now, for the first time the stories he wrote while learning his craft are available in ebook and in paperback.
The Village Idiot Reviews (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 29,560. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? It wouldn't be the best place to take a windy walk, would it? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they brought? Well, ‘What if’ no more. Here is The Village Idiot Reviews.
The Idiot Government Reviews (A Laugh Out Loud Satirical Comedy)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,860. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
We’ve all seen the news over the last few years, watching in wonder and disbelief at the situations the people entrusted to run the country get themselves into and then proceed to lie their way out of. Just imagine, and this won’t be hard, that they were so stupid that they wrote reviews of the items that got them into or out of their latest bit of trouble and posted them online. Ted Williebond

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