RMark Johnson


RMark Johnson is a painter and poet (in English and Spanish). He was born on a Naval Base in East San Pablo Bay (part of San Francisco Bay) in the Cetaceous Period and has been fashioning books with chisels struck with stout tree limbs on soapstone since then. Next year, he hopes to upgrade to cuneiform if he can find a serviceable gas-fired kiln on eBay.
He lives now in Daytona Beach, FL, USA with his faithful companion, a trilobite (it's fossilized).

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Dog Boy Bobbing in a Boat, The Autobiography of God
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,370. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this wry, understated, illustrated novelette, RMark Johnson claims that God was originally a small Dog bobbing in a row boat on a Cosmic Lake, speaking in fluent Sunfish. Sometimes God is a He, sometimes a She. The Serpent isn't evil (He's Mexican, usually). The Forbidden Tree has poisonous almonds. Adam hangs by his knees hooked around a branch and addresses God as "O Great Twerp." Eve cooks.

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