Rafael Paulino

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
It's a bit hard to live if you stay in bed all day. Makes it hard to use the john too.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Working for a living, playing video games, watching YouTube videos, and doing a lot of thinking. I also eat food and drink liquids.
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Series

Books

Khutting Up the Koran Part Three: Funky Cold Medina
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,990. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings
This is the most fun third book ever written about the most boring "holy" book ever written! Totally not worth the price of admission! DO NOT buy this book! Buy my other series instead! Bonus Introduction with book! Isn't this EXCITING! I LOVE exclamation marks!!! What's that? You prefer question marks??? What are you, some kind of pansy? Last Updated: January 15, 2018
Khutting Up the Koran Part Two: The Mecca Wish Conclusion
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,480. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Theology
In this book, we will explore even MORE of the crushingly boring "revelations" of the Islamic Brainwasher's Manual, as Muhammad lets his inner Allah do even MORE of the talking, and, as a result, ends up having to flee from Mecca and settle in the city of Medina... where he will eventually talk about even MORE of the boring stuff, I'm sure. Whee! What joy! Last Updated: January 15, 2018
Khutting Up the Koran Part One: The Mecca Wish Foundation
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,340. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings
From the Author who brought you the much better written "Butchering the Bible" series comes the next chapter in book-killing horror. So strap in, grab a cup of Spice Coffee, and get ready to experience the worst ever retread of a holy book. From MUHAMMAD, that is. THIS Author is not that bad a writer. No, really, I'm not. Hey wait! Come back! WARNING: Not safe for Muslims. Last Updated: 1/15/2018
Butchering The Bible Part Three: Off to C the Wizard
Series: Butchering the Bible. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,860. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Biblical Criticism & Interpretation / New Testament
In the final installment of the "Butchering The Bible" series, we will witness -- i.e. read about -- how Jesus saved Christmas by being born in the spring, how his Apostles saved the world from ending by prophesiziing that end ad nauseam, and how the addict once known as John of Patmos saved the Narrative from dying of boredom with his, well... Revelation. Last Updated: January 15, 2018
Butchering The Bible Part Two: The Valley of the Shadow of Myth
Series: Butchering the Bible. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 95,330. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Biblical Criticism & Interpretation / General, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Biblical Criticism & Interpretation / Old Testament
In this book, we complete our ill-fated trip through the rest of the Old Testament and its endless supply of prophecies. From Ezra to Ezekiel, from Job to Jonah, and from soup to nuts, we will witness what happens when a prophetic record is broken waaay too many times. WARNING: Not recommended for reading by religious Christians. Last Updated: January 15, 2018
Butchering The Bible Part One: Hollow Be Thy Name
Series: Butchering the Bible. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 127,920. Language: American English. Published: March 21, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Biblical Criticism & Interpretation / Old Testament
This book explores the material contained in the first fourteen books of the Old Testament of the Christian Bible (i.e. from the Creation to the Babylonian Captivity), as recounted by an atheist wielding a literary meat cleaver. WARNING: Not recommended for reading by religious Christians. Last Updated: January 15, 2018

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