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Bio? I have no bio. What the hell is a bio any way? AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING HERE, SNOOPING AND CREEPING AROUND OTHER PEOPLE'S PAGES? Seriously, if you're interested in authors, then buy the books and read them.

Do you want to meet me? Well I don't want to meet you. Stay away from my apartment. On second thought, we could meet at the wax museum if you buy me a ticket. I go there a few times a month, mostly to see Pamela Anderson melting and Billy Crystal yukking it up with the Queen.

Speaking of Queens, I think the pope dresses nice enough that he could be a queen! Ha! Speaking of popes, you should go the Vatican and see his museum, maybe after you go to the wax museum. Let me know which one you think is creepier. If you don't know what I mean, then buy my book! It tells you everything you need to know!

Speaking of knowledge, I want you to know that I'm just kidding around so that you get a flavor of what my books are like. Don't take offense, just lighten up and have a laff. Thanks for dropping in.

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The Decline of Sex : Fakes, Phonies and America's Shrinking Libido
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 by RedPagePress. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and culture, Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sexual enhancement
"The Decline of Sex" guides you (from behind) through the murky waters of our 2nd favorite pastime. But wait, how did sex slide from 1st place and who is to blame? Laugh along with Pauly as he pokes at neo-cons, and blames nearly everyone for America's drooping libido. There's music, politics, junk science, and junk food to suit everybody's taste. Come along for the ride...
3 Faces Of Obesity: Sex, Drugs, And Politics In The Age Of Mass Laziness
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,140. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012 by RedPagePress. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Eating Disorders
Obesity plagues America and stalks the rest of the world. Sex is in decline, drugs are on the rise and politics is in tatters, the perfect stew that explains our expanding girth. 3 Faces of Obesity takes a light-hearted look at a heavyweight subject in bad need of some fresh attention. Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.

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