Rhetorical Ratatouille

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Faint Heart Never Won Fair Gentleman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » General
DARCY STONE is tired of a boyfriend that can’t make up his mind. Fed up with his unsteady ways she moves on with her life, certain that true love will never come her way. Much to her delight, Darcy’s new neighbor ALEXANDER REMINGTON, makes her believe in a ‘happy ending’ again. But shy of past mistakes, getting his attention proved more of a challenge that she had anticipated.
Blind Love 2
Series: Blind Love. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Caius, Hollywood's blind actor and Oscar winning superstar, is back in an all new adventure! Emily, has moved into his LA mansion to try out a relationship with Caius. But one day, after a fight with her, he comes home to find her gone. Scam? Revenge from Emily? Blackmail? Or could she really have been kidnapped? Read on to find out what really happened.
A Fish In The Mirror
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,480. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
What would you say if someone asked you why the world was worth saving? What if you didn’t really care? This is the problem that young Horatio is facing when a visit to his local aquarium goes in an unexpected direction. Inspired by a Chinese legend, “A Fish in the Mirror” is a humorous yet thoughtful exploration of human nature through scenes of everyday banality and of not-so-everyday crisis.
Blooming Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A strong, everyday woman who devotes herself to the running of her community’s domestic violence shelter, Diana has little time for romance, especially with a handsome millionaire who couldn’t possibly understand the struggles of her work. Yet when Quinton Collins proves that his sincerity and dedication to women’s issues more than equal his looks and charm, their love blooms like a rose...
Adventures in Anarchon
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Nicole is not your run-of-the-mill college girl. By all accounts, she is a “geek” who loves to play video games. When she started playing the popular online role-playing game, Realms of Magick, she had no idea it would lead her to Alan, the man of her dreams. But what will happen when Alan’s girlfriend, Vivian, finds out about Nicole’s friendship with him?
101 Blagues Qui Font Un Tabac
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,470. Language: French. Published: May 30, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On ne rigole pas tous les jours, mais on devrait ! Juifs, blondes, police, Arabes, gendarmerie, politiciens, Belges, Parisiens … tout y passe ! Les curés ne sont pas oubliés non plus ! Voila 101 blagues qui, à défaut de vous rendre plus intelligent, vous rendra toujours plus marrant !
She Lays With The Lilies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,750. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Imagine you meet your true love, things between you are just awesome, then one day your inamorato disappears without any reason whatsoever. Freshman year in college, Carter Masterson meets his true love Alora Dune. Before their junior year, Carter asks Alora to move in with him. She agrees, but vanishes shortly after. Read on and discover this incredible romance entangled in supernatural elements
Love Bites
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,500. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Peggy is a teenager, working as a model overseas. The last thing she expected was to be swept off her feet by Alexander, the client who hires her. He is everything she is not: Classy, in his mid fifties and business-like. Neither them believe in love. Despite all that, sparks fly when they shake hands. One night, a dinner date soon ends up tumbling into the sheets, But Alexander reveals...
Passion Fruit
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,960. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Regency, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Lord Jamie Hastings is everything a single woman wants: eligible, rich and stunning. He has it all, or so it seems. Jamie's heart may be strong, but his body is weak. TB struck him as a child, and his disease is kept a secret by his family, hoping to marry him off for additional fortune. But Jamie has another secret, his heart has already been won by a young farm worker. Thuza is an angelic beauty
Whispers Of A Warrior
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,030. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Inspired by a true story! Within the depths of man lies a darkness that can penetrate even the strongest of faiths. One little girl, whose life was touched miraculously by the hands of God, finds herself the victim of circumstance. Through the eyes of a horse, she discovers strength and purpose that will carry her through her life, turning a child into a warrior.
Mortal Forever
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,000. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
Suffering from Leukemia and needing cash to pay for her treatments, Annalise accepts to teach newcomers about culture. She soon learns she was chosen for her blood which, infected, is not appetizing to her new clients, who are revealed to be vampires. As she teaches them, her friendship with Jason evolves into an intimacy neither of them expected, him ending up loving her more than he should...
Destiny's Son
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,090. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
He is man with no name. When he wakes, he has no memory of his name or heritage. All he can recall is a flight through the darkness, pursued by a nameless terror at once familiar and unknown. Vina, the woman who has taken him in, tends his numerous wounds without question. She calls him Eolas, which in her language means the Forgotten.
Righteous Path
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the countryside of Calais, torn between English and French rule, a friendship is struck up between Calen, an overworked young priest and Acadia, a brazen widowed innkeeper. When the pressures of the world become too much, Calen relies on Acadia for the strength to carry on. But what happens when the mood is right, the restraint is gone and all they have left is each others?
Blind Love
Series: Blind Love. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,570. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Caius is a normal red blooded male, with superstar traits. His movies are a smash hit, his body is toned and insatiable, and his smile is enough to send any woman over the edge. But like everyone, he has a secret: Caius is blind, and only a handful of persons are aware of his disability...
Chroniques Terriennes (Volume III)
Series: Chroniques Terriennes. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 64,560. Language: French. Published: January 3, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Anthologies » Transgressional
NE LISEZ PAS CE LIVRE ! Marc Hoffmann déverse une fois de plus sa vision extrêmement noire de la société actuelle dans une série de courtes histoires plus atroces et horrible les unes que les autres, et qui font ressembler le journal de 20H à un conte de fées. Si malgré tout vous décidiez de le lire, vous feriez mieux d'avoir l'estomac solide… On vous aura prévenus !
60 Recettes Vanille [Illustré]
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 13,620. Language: French. Published: August 20, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » French, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Specific Ingredients / Natural Foods
Somptueuse senteur, la vanille est associée à de multiples préparations culinaires aux saveurs exotiques. Ainsi ce sont plus de 60 recettes et conseils que ce livre vous propose. Les recettes sont copieusement illustrées de photos couleurs. Un titre à déguster des yeux avant d'en faire profiter votre estomac !
Chroniques Terriennes (Volume II)
Series: Chroniques Terriennes. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 60,480. Language: French. Published: August 18, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Transgressional, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Marc Hoffmann frappe fort et gore avec le volume II des « Chroniques Terriennes ». Il taille à grands coups de hache dans des sujets dérangeants, tels que la pédophilie, l'inceste, la violence gratuite et la haine de la société. Personne n'en sortira indemne...
Vanille de Tahiti [Illustré]
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,240. Language: French. Published: August 14, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Nonfiction » History » Expeditions & Discoveries, Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Amateur naturalist » Plants / trees
Orchidée aux origines génétiques mystérieuses, la vanille tahitienne est le résultat d’un heureux mariage réalisé il y a un siècle et demi dans les Établissements français de l’Océanie. Découvrez la merveilleuse histoire de ce fruit aux arômes enivrants qui a su inspirer de nombreuses passions commerciales, cosmétiques, culinaires et bien d'autres !
Vive la Mort ! Vive la Vie !
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,680. Language: French. Published: July 12, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Inspirational
Dans ce texte, Jean-Claude Sestier partage avec nous son expérience vécue de la mort, rappelant aux zéristes que nous sommes qu’il ne nous a jamais vraiment quittés. Son récit, ou plutôt son témoignage, ne manque pas de répondre à d’importantes questions existentielles. Enfin un ouvrage qui permet aux bons vivants de devenir des bons mourants !
La Cour des Contes
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,870. Language: French. Published: July 11, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
La Cour des Contes est une ronde d’histoires paillardes et grivoises mettant en scène des personnages fictifs bien réels, tous issus de contes divers. On peut dire que c’est un règlement de comptes en quelque sorte. L’interactivité de cet ouvrage offre au Lecteur se verra offrir la possibilité de choisir différentes tournures à donner au flot des événements.
Les femmes chez Herodote
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,770. Language: French. Published: June 27, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Nonfiction » History » Civilization, Nonfiction » Social Science » Women's studies
Globe-trotter avant la lettre, Hérodote nous a laissé bien plus un immense reportage qu'une œuvre historique proprement dite, quoique le but qu'il se fût fixé au départ eût été de relater les guerres médiques. Et, paradoxalement, c'est justement ce qui fait l'intérêt historique de son œuvre. Découvrons, à travers ses récits, le sort des femmes de l'antiquité.
L'Asociale
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 15,640. Language: French. Published: June 20, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Government
(5.00 from 1 review)
Cette œuvre de science fiction narre, sous la forme du journal intime et secret d’un prof rebelle et quelque peu anarchiste, les réformes successives qui vont transformer un pays, la Khonabsurdie, autrefois connu et respecté pour sa culture et sa liberté, en un régime totalitaire qui n’est pas sans rappeler celui de l’Océania, dans le roman de George Orwell :1984.
Delilah
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,080. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Historical
Delilah, a Philistine and soon-to-be Priestess of El, lives under siege. First in her home, besieged by the Israelite army, then as wife to her enemy: Samson. But it is her heart that is truly besieged, and she must choose who she loves more: her people, her gods or her husband. Review this book and get a 100% discount coupon on any of our books!
Ah ! Vous dirais-je maman ?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,470. Language: French. Published: June 14, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Life stages / adolescence, Fiction » Biographical
« Ah ! Vous dirais-je maman ? » est une auto-biographie de Jean-Claude Sestier. Un moyen de découvrir, à travers son style incomparable, une tranche d’histoire allant de la deuxième guerre mondiale à la fin de la guerre d’Algérie. Revivez au travers des yeux d’un enfant, puis ceux d’un adolescent et d’un jeune homme, des moments épiques, parfois tragiques, d’une éducation à la dure.
Mythologie, mi-raisin
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,310. Language: French. Published: June 5, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Essay » Literature, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Ancient
Sous son pseudo de Faust, Jean-Claude Sestier avait peut-être vendu son âme au diable, en tous cas, il aimait les mots, aimait les triturer, jouer avec eux en réécrivant avec son style sans doute influencé par ses deux maîtres, Louis-Ferdinand Céline et Frédéric Dard, la mythologie grecque et latine, ainsi que de multiples contes et légendes, laissant délirer son imagination sans limites.
Hello Bitches!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,080. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Hello Bitches! is not for the close-minded. Or else it might cause a heart attack. The book is about the scandalous life of Georgina Vogue and her party animal friends who lived life in hedonistic mode. The stories are told in the author’s gossipy manner of talking about socially acceptable topics like love and friendship, as well as thought-provoking subjects such as alcohol, drugs, sex…
Chroniques Terriennes (Volume I)
Series: Chroniques Terriennes. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 61,910. Language: French. Published: April 23, 2012 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Urban
Ce livre met en scène une série de petites histoires de plusieurs genres : horreur, fantastique, polar… et surtout parle de tragédies quotidiennes, des monstres humains qui rôdent dans notre société. C’est une virée réaliste dans la société, mêlée à une science fiction proche de Métal Hurlant. Bref, il y en a pour tous les goûts en somme. Sauf qu’ci, pas de happy end !

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  • Phone Sex Tips For Long-Distance Couples on May 01, 2012

    Interesting book indeed. Jeff Cunningham has gone the extra mile and his sharing his own experience very earnestly. I would definitely recommend this book to those who are in a long distance relationship, at least for the fun of it, and, why not, for the actual tips Jeff is giving!
  • Fiery Tales & Happy Handing on May 27, 2012

    Very interesting anthology with 3 different stories. My favorite is the political sexy story. It could actually be real! Will be waiting for more titles from this publisher.
  • Submit To Your Fantasies on Oct. 03, 2012

    The stories are all very distinct from each other, and all have an interesting plot. I enjoyed the diversity of the scenes, of the stories and of the characters. It goes much beyond sex and explores sensuality, desire as well as the inner parts of the characters. I read it on my girlfriend's iPad first and then I was convinced to get a version for myself to support the author. I hope there will be more from this author soon!