Rhetorical Ratatouille

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Blind Love
By Jasmine Bowen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,580. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Caius is a normal red blooded male, with superstar traits. His movies are a smash hit, his body is toned and insatiable, and his smile is enough to send any woman over the edge. But like everyone, he has a secret: Caius is blind, and only a handful of persons are aware of his disability...
Blooming Love
By Megan Hussey
Price: $2.97 USD. Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
A strong, everyday woman who devotes herself to the running of her community’s domestic violence shelter, Diana has little time for romance, especially with a handsome millionaire who couldn’t possibly understand the struggles of her work. Yet when Quinton Collins proves that his sincerity and dedication to women’s issues more than equal his looks and charm, their love blooms like a rose...
Adventures in Anarchon
By Cindy Evangelista
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Nicole is not your run-of-the-mill college girl. By all accounts, she is a “geek” who loves to play video games. When she started playing the popular online role-playing game, Realms of Magick, she had no idea it would lead her to Alan, the man of her dreams. But what will happen when Alan’s girlfriend, Vivian, finds out about Nicole’s friendship with him?
Mortal Forever
By Jasmine Bowen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,000. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Suffering from Leukemia and needing cash to pay for her treatments, Annalise accepts to teach newcomers about culture. She soon learns she was chosen for her blood which, infected, is not appetizing to her new clients, who are revealed to be vampires. As she teaches them, her friendship with Jason evolves into an intimacy neither of them expected, him ending up loving her more than he should...
101 Blagues Qui Font Un Tabac
By Serge Bouchard
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,650. Language: French. Published: May 30, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
On ne rigole pas tous les jours, mais on devrait ! Juifs, blondes, police, Arabes, gendarmerie, politiciens, Belges, Parisiens … tout y passe ! Les curés ne sont pas oubliés non plus ! Voila 101 blagues qui, à défaut de vous rendre plus intelligent, vous rendra toujours plus marrant !
She Lays With The Lilies
By JM Scott
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,750. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Imagine you meet your true love, things between you are just awesome, then one day your inamorato disappears without any reason whatsoever. Freshman year in college, Carter Masterson meets his true love Alora Dune. Before their junior year, Carter asks Alora to move in with him. She agrees, but vanishes shortly after. Read on and discover this incredible romance entangled in supernatural elements
Blind Love 2
By Jasmine Bowen
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Caius, Hollywood's blind actor and Oscar winning superstar, is back in an all new adventure! Emily, has moved into his LA mansion to try out a relationship with Caius. But one day, after a fight with her, he comes home to find her gone. Scam? Revenge from Emily? Blackmail? Or could she really have been kidnapped? Read on to find out what really happened.
Love Bites
By Jasmine Bowen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,500. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction
Peggy is a teenager, working as a model overseas. The last thing she expected was to be swept off her feet by Alexander, the client who hires her. He is everything she is not: Classy, in his mid fifties and business-like. Neither them believe in love. Despite all that, sparks fly when they shake hands. One night, a dinner date soon ends up tumbling into the sheets, But Alexander reveals...

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  • Phone Sex Tips For Long-Distance Couples on May 01, 2012
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    Interesting book indeed. Jeff Cunningham has gone the extra mile and his sharing his own experience very earnestly. I would definitely recommend this book to those who are in a long distance relationship, at least for the fun of it, and, why not, for the actual tips Jeff is giving!
  • Fiery Tales & Happy Handing on May 27, 2012
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    Very interesting anthology with 3 different stories. My favorite is the political sexy story. It could actually be real! Will be waiting for more titles from this publisher.
  • Submit To Your Fantasies on Oct. 03, 2012
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    The stories are all very distinct from each other, and all have an interesting plot. I enjoyed the diversity of the scenes, of the stories and of the characters. It goes much beyond sex and explores sensuality, desire as well as the inner parts of the characters. I read it on my girlfriend's iPad first and then I was convinced to get a version for myself to support the author. I hope there will be more from this author soon!
  • Amazon Categories Create Best Sellers: But That’s Not All They Do on Jan. 27, 2013
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    Like most publishers, I would love to see my authors reach the best seller level on Amazon. That was my purpose in purchasing this book. Aggie is sharing her own experience with us in details, in what could be described like a live case study with real examples, and tips to achieve the same results. She is openly sharing all her secrets with us, which is awesome. It is not easy to achieve though and requires quite some time and efforts to put in action. One thing that bothered me was the fact that most extra information is available through links to her website. Whereas I understand the legal restrictions imposed by the distributors, I tend to read my ebooks offline so as not to be bothered by chat sessions and email pings. Another thing that left me wanting is the authors app. Aggie is building a mobile app for authors, she is talking about it, but apparently it is not yet live. I wish she had put a date when it should become available and a way to get informed by email when it will. One thing I would have loved to see in the book is an additional chapter which would be like a step by step summary, a checklist to reach the best seller stage. All in all, I am giving 5 stars to this book because it really adds value and clarify quite a lot of dark points about Amazon. Thank you for putting all this together Aggie.