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The Pensacola Cracker Barrel by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 530. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Nonfiction » Travel » Trip Journals
Have you ever turned off an Interstate highway to find a restaurant you've seen advertised on a billboard, just to find "you can't get there from here"? This is a poetic saga of such an adventure.
A Grandfather's Advice to First Time Mothers by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,520. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood development, Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Grandparenting
Our first child is always a mystery to each of us. This clever book helps the first time parent maneuver through all those "firsts," from taking the baby home, to surviving the first night. Detailed advice concerning nursery layout, feeding the baby, coping with colic, changing diapers, and giving the baby its first bath. Indispensable for the first time parent!
A Gift for Seana by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 880. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Grandparenting
A grandfather remembers his granddaughter's first year, and the joy she has brought to him.
Two Tone Jimmy by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
I hate high pressure sales routines! My wife knows I hate high pressure sales routines, but sometimes she judges the potential rewards sufficient to justify a violation of my sensitivities. That’s what happened the day we met Two Tone Jimmy.
The War of the Squirrels by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,810. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Humorous version of the age-old battle of keeping bird feeders squirrel-free! If you're a bird lover, you've been there!

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