Aspiring singer and yes I do write my own songs, absolutely hate Justin Bieber, the Black Eyed Peas and anyone else who doesn't bother to write their own songs or who can't write music that makes people think *you know who you are :P kudos to those of you who do and can. :)
How do you approach cover design?
Generally it involves friends who are comfortable modelling for an 'adult fiction' story and luckily I know some girls who are cool with it as it means I don't have to 'source' pictures from the web. I try to make my covers sexy but also classy and tasteful so as not to turn readers off the story.
What are your five favorite books, and why?
I read a lot of fantasy stuff, anything that helps my imagination and while for the moment I enjoy writing erotica or 'adult fiction' I'm also dreaming of writing a fantasy short story to get started in that genre too.
Smokers Are The New Jews
on Nov. 27, 2012
While I appreciate the humor in the rhymes the fact is I work in hospitality and serving people all day every day I have smokers breathing and coughing on me and they smell disgusting and they stink. I have to clean up the room set aside for them, the 'smokers area' and they put their cigarettes out in their coffee cups and do disgusting stuff like that. Smokers aren't jews they're just selfish assholes who could give a fuck about anyone other than themselves. You bastards deserve cancer, you really do. Just stop giving it to the rest of us.
Parodies, Poetry and Politics
on Dec. 29, 2012
I thought the song 'brave new world' was funny, I'll never look at Aladdin the same way again lol. The range of different songs covered was great, would be awesome to see someone perform them and put them on youtube or something :)
on Feb. 06, 2014
It's more than just a hot lil story, I loved the setting and the way the 'running of the bulls' was described as well as the characters. Something different and out of the ordinary. Thanks Tess!
Surprise at the Library
on March 18, 2014
I enjoy the risque, taboo and forbidden side of the story and having it take place in the library just made it that much hotter. Really well written.
BDSM: Trial And Error
on March 18, 2014
After reading it I have to agree with Judith, the ending was as tasteless as some of Ernest's front covers... and that says a lot. Maybe it's time to ditch that disgusting rubber on the apple eh?
Stacy and Harold on the Fourth
on April 30, 2014
Where was the story? All I read was something that went nowhere, flat dialogue, 2 dimensional characters and a boring bus tip. Utterly unrealistic and lame.
How to Lose Money and Irritate People
on May 11, 2017
Is it cheating if I borrowed this one from a friend and read it for free? Whatever, I loved it. Funny as shit, absurd, down right rude but killer humor all the same.
We Like Short Shorts 2
on Nov. 05, 2017
Bad Bad Kitty was great I thought, Brianna has a wonderful imagination creating characters and situations that don't play up to the norm in erotica... that's what makes her such a unique author.