Rosen Trevithick

Biography

She was born in Cornwall and grew up on Restronguet Creek. She studied Experimental Psychology at St Catherine's College, Oxford, before moving back to the West Country. She now lives in Falmouth with two imaginary cats, fantasising about getting a real one.

In 2011 Rosen was an aspiring author. Writing was a hobby. The following January sales of her books took off. Readers have now downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of her books.
Rosen has a variety of books in print including My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, Pompomberry House and two Seesaw collections, as well as over a dozen digital titles.

In 2013 she founded the Smelly Troll series - children's chapter books written by Rosen and illustrated by Katie W. Stewart. The series, which begins with The Troll Trap, has inspired hundreds of children to get involved in creative writing.

Rosen writes in a variety of genres with a strong leaning towards comedy. She has also dabbled in psychological fiction and mystery writing.

She loves wild swimming, interesting boots, quiffs, 'sampling' chocolate and cooking tasty treats. She dislikes house spiders, seagulls making a racket and doing laundry.

Where to find Rosen Trevithick online


Where to buy in print


Books

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls (Smelly Trolls : Book 2)
Price: $3.19 USD. Words: 32,230. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Rufus Sebbleford and his friends are looking forward to a school trip to the Mr Splendiferous Science Park unaware that the mad scientist is keeping a dangerous troll locked up in the grounds. Before long, the children find themselves trapped as the park becomes swamped with revolting trolls. Rufus, Bruno and Polly must come up with a plan before their classmates become troll food.
The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls 1-3)
Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 94,300. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
A stinky, squelchy adventure; a slimy, sausage-slinging adventure; and a slippery, icy adventure – all packed into one gruesome volume. Eating children is wrong. But what did you expect from a creature that slurps other people’s bogies? When Rufus Sebbleford learns that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he has to act fast. He and Polly hatch a plan with the help of their new friend Bruno.
The Troll Trap (Smelly Trolls : Book 1)
Price: Free! Words: 29,900. Language: British English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Rufus Sebbleford is the only boy in the world to have ever seen a real troll. So, when he finds out that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he must stop them with the help of his good friend Polly. Meanwhile, the Super-Troll-Knobbly-Foot family decide to turn their backs on smelly bottoms and eating children. They don't want to be bad any more. So, they paint themselves orange...
Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls : Book 3)
Price: $3.20 USD. Words: 33,570. Language: British English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
When Rufus and his friends go on a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps, they have no idea that the Winter Trollympics – the biggest sporting event of the troll calendar – is taking place nearby. Sporting a wide variety of dangerous athletes, including Brawnulator, the Winter Trollympics is a hazardous place for children to be.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome (Quickies 1-3)
Price: $4.80 USD. Words: 92,000. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.
My Granny Writes Erotica 2 (The Second Quickie)
Price: $3.23 USD. Words: 46,660. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Betty Berry, a 65-year-old grandmother, is struggling to come to terms with her new, unexpected career as a famous rumpy-pumpy novelist. After being banned from her country club, Betty misses her respectable reputation. When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen.
My Granny Writes Erotica 3 (Bit on the side)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,690. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal sophisticated setting for their romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique. Oblivious to the scandal unfolding around her, Betty prepares for her night of passion, armed with her fluffy slippers and trusty dunking beaker.
How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,100. Language: British English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Publishing and books, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Rosen Trevithick has threatened to eat celebrities, produced a podcast in which she interviews herself and posed with a gummy triangle stuck to her face – all in the name of marketing. Yet she has somehow managed to shift over a quarter of a million books. How Not to Self-Publish provides a light-hearted, informative and sometimes surreal look at selling books in the modern world.
A Royal Mess
Price: Free! Words: 7,660. Language: British English. Published: July 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Dee Whittaker and her estranged husband Gareth, are destined to become a crime fighting double act. However, it's the calm before the storm. With her marriage still holding together, Dee dips her toes into the world of indie publishing. She joins an internet forum, unaware that the very people she asks for help, will eventually send her life spiralling out of control, landing her in mortal danger.

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