Roy D. Mercer

Biography

It’s long been legend that Roy D. Mercer was conceived under a shower of welding sparks and now, it seems that legend may actually be fact. Here’s the story as told in Roy’s own words.
“Mama and Daddy was working on the Hoover Dam back in the late ‘20s or early ‘30s. Daddy was a welder and Mama hauled them weldin’ rods. You know there’s just something about two folks up on a scaffolding by theyselves. It’s hot and they got them big weldin’ goggles on and such, and nature just took its course.
“They was a team, welder and weld-rod holder. Course she held more than just his weld-rod from what I understand. I come out nine months later with a full-growed set a teeth and doubled up fists.”

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Books

State Fair Follies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,980. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2013 by Ann Chambers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roy D. Mercer is best known for his colorful phone calls and threats of ass whuppin’s and pop knots, but people who really know Roy realize there’s more to him than misunderstandings. There’s family, there’s fishing, and there’s the State Fair! State Fair Follies recounts Mercer Family antics with Roy's hilarious observations. Perfect for bathroom reading or any time you need a good laugh.
Fishin' Tales (and the ones that got away)
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,740. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013 by Ann Chambers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roy D. Mercer is best known for his colorful phone calls and threats of pop knots, but people who know Roy realize there's more to him. There's family and there's fishing. Roy tells of his favorite fishing holes while recounting trips with his many fishing buddies. Dive into Roy's world and learn the true country way to reel in fish and deal with family trials and tribulations in the doublewide.

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