Scott Pixello


I’m a moderately-disturbed Brit who writes books. I’ve had seven books of non-fiction published with three different publishers under another name but as Scott Pixello, I've written eight ebooks, mostly dark comedies, aimed at twisted YA readers or immature adults. Luke I am Your Father takes a look at the funny side of unplanned pregnancy,Gothic Girl features a central character that 'goes Goth' and Live Long and Prospero is about a bunch of lunatics on a lighthouse. Rainbow is about a psychic cow that can predict soccer scores and Gagfest follows a heckler who takes exception to a stand-up comedy routine.
I could tell you my real name but then I’d have to kill you and no-one wants that. I’ve got ideas for about another dozen novels so I’m pretty busy. Unfortunately, my wish not to be rich & famous is somewhat at odds with conventional wisdom about how the Internet works, in which shyness is like Kryptonite to online sales. I don’t Tweet or even have a mobile phone. I’m probably the leader of a Luddite cult but no-one can phone me to tell me so. I am on Facebook though- I’m not a total freak (see

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Keith Ramsbottom: (Episode I) Rebel Leader
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,710. Language: British English. Published: April 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Classical Greece & Rome, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
AD 59. Britain is suffering under Roman occupation. The people are holding out for a saviour, a leader, a hero. What they get is Keith Ramsbottom. He’s a boy on a mission. If only he knew what that was. He must fight slavery and injustice, his secret crush on Boudicca and his greatest enemy of all: Latin homework. A searing portrait of Britain in the 60s. The AD 60s, that is.
Gagfest UK
Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 104,270. Language: British English. Published: September 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Transgressional fiction
UK. The present. Five life-long friends meet up once a year to play stupid pranks on people who have annoyed them in the previous 12 months. This time, however, the joke is on one of them. Patrice Harding, struggling stand-up comedian, is faced with the ultimate heckler. Can’t she take a joke? Apparently she can. It’s childish. It’s fun. It’s payback.
Live Long and Prospero
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,390. Language: British English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
This is a comic YA novel set on a lighthouse in 1983, led by the deeply dysfunctional Principal Lighthousekeeper James Church. Along with his crew of social misfits, who are forced to share their Captain’s unhealthy obsession with Star Trek, Church embarks on a strange journey featuring a nasty gang of drug dealers, a surprising undersea discovery and a hamster called Steve.

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