Neal Wailing


I am an average sized human man with a petite yet wayward intellect.

Since the age of four I have dimly shone like a broody moon. (Not really, just displaying my word-playfulness: like a word-musketeer; a deft proponent of the swishing word; Wordtagnan.)

But the older I get the more I suspect that I am merely an idiot who has failed to understand the basic laws of human existence.

I met the Horse; spokesperson for my hidden humanness.

Questions bled into fountains. I have had but one response.

I wrote a collection of short stories. Wow, special!

I now walk around with a feather on my head--I don't wear hats well--wondering why I bothered. I need readers; an adoring/begrudging readership. But I have nothing; a crackly noise in an empty universe.

I urge you to read Shorts You Will Never Wear; I challenge you to think the same about the world and your place in it afterwards.

Where to find Neal Wailing online


Shorts You Will Never Wear
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 28,650. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An ebook of short stories designed for medium attention-spanned people with labyrinthine imaginations. Plenty of samples are available at:

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