Cordelia Speedicut


About the author
I’ve always felt that erotica tends to take itself too seriously – a stick up its collective bum, as it were. For my part, I find the whole bumping of pelvises thing to be intrinsically comic. Fun in other ways, too - but still. I started out trying to write parodies of the genre, and discovered that a whole lot of exaggeration was needed to get beyond the standard fare. So I settled for a serving of perversity with (hopefully) a bit of humour on the side. It took me a while to notice that there were some recurring themes that were a bit ... sideways. The most consistent thread you'll find here is transformation. Not the furry hentai sort; more the sort of thing that Greek and Roman mythology revels in. I find there's nothing like a meadow full of nymphs and satyrs to get the blood stirred. Not that these creatures necessarily make an appearance in every story. Just sayin'.

Where to find Cordelia Speedicut online


Price: Free! Words: 54,690. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
It all began with a curse. Maybe it was deserved – I’d turned down a lovely woman’s invitation for romance. In my defense, I was travel weary, and her partner was toying with a knife at the time. Regardless, she stood and proclaimed: “Should someone entertain a sexual fantasy in your vicinity in the future, you will fulfill it ... until dawn, should they wish it so.”
Charlotte the Harlot
Price: Free! Words: 17,800. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A young woman annoys her lover - who, as it turns out, has both Trust issues and Thaumaturgical talents. She finds herself transformed to become a rather nice inflatable - and insatiable - sex doll. Luckily, her best friend sets out to try and meet her needs - resorting variously to frat boys and stallions.
Daddy's Droid
Price: Free! Words: 64,050. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Daddy’s Droid or, Acme Robotics Corporation Alumni - A young woman discovers her father’s new maid is not what she seems - depending on one’s expectations. And then curiosity, predictably, leads to trouble. What Happens when Virtual Reality goes wrong.
Price: Free! Words: 31,490. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical » General
Dunyazad - A Victorian Adventure, involving Templars & a Jinniyah (a jinni of the female persuasion); plus Sex, Violence and Cheap Brandy. Each chapter Concludes in an Exciting Cliffhanger.
Dog Sitter & Other Tales
Price: Free! Words: 23,070. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
Comprising: Dog Sitter - Several quick and silly riffs on the old “girl meets mad scientist (to say nothing of his dog)” story; & The Fountain - A twisted quickie in which a young Wicca is drawn by a Greater Power to an assignation of Wicked Intent; & The Toy Shoppe - a Midwinter’s Tale - A young Woman, who is no longer in Kansas, faces Death only to make Unusual new friends.
Club Latex
Price: Free! Words: 37,760. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Several young Ladies visit a new Fetish Club – which, Unfortunately for them, is Secretly run by a Mad Doctor. Even more Unfortunate is the fact that he is Founder and CEO of Doc Abseil’s Animatronic Orgasmatron Manufacturing Enterprises.
Cinderella an Erotic Fairy Tale - Book Two - Dryadia
Price: Free! Words: 15,970. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Several further humorous tales continuing the revisited story of Cinderella (Book One - Guilder) - with even more Fire Breathing, a Forgotten Bacchanalia, Hot Tail in the Dark, and one more Member of Unusual Size. Also, wandering Freckles and truly Radiant lips; fearsome Wizardry and Centaur sex; plus Carnal Greetings and Sexual Carnage. A Triumph of Lust... with Blues and tuna.
Cinderella an Erotic Fairy Tale - Book One - Guilder
Price: Free! Words: 20,960. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Monsieur Perrault's classic story of Cinderella loosely retold, followed by various amusing and twisted tangents. It begins with a Witch, some Ruffians and Rats, a Curse, and a Member of Unusual Size. And then things get more Complicated - With a Fire Breathing Dragon, some Mercenaries and Blacksmiths, an Erotic Fountain and some Rude Confectioneries, and yet another Member of Unusual Size.

Cordelia Speedicut's favorite authors on Smashwords

Robert Lubrican
Latest book: Dad's Dating Advice.
Published September 5, 2023. (5.00 from 1 review)

Smashwords book reviews by Cordelia Speedicut

  • Rubber Dicky, I Love You on March 21, 2023

    Romantic, yes - but I may have done myself an injury reading this one,so be warned.
  • Prick Van Winkle on April 21, 2023

    This is a delightfully lusty love story, with likable characters and an engaging plot. Does it make sense? No more than any fantasy rom-com I’ve ever encountered. Simply check your logic at the door, and have an enjoyable read.