Adam Sifre


I'm not surprised you're here. What could be more interesting than reading about me? Besides reading "I've Been Deader," I mean.

I'm a Leo. When I'm not avoiding process servers, I write. Horror, comedy, romance, sci-fi. I do it all. And all my stories have a smart dog and small child in them, so you know they'll be best sellers.

Sometimes I go the movies alone, order two small popcorns and talk out loud to myself about what I think is going to happen next on the screen. I'm currently single, but she's due back any moment, so please keep the erotic chat on the down low.

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Where to find Adam Sifre online


I've Been Deader
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 62,240. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Fred's just an ordinary zombie until one day he learns a trick. Now he just has to find his living son, Timmy, woo Aleta, find the meteorite currently lodged in the head of George Potts, and shamble his way from Newark, New Jersey to Comfort, Colorado. Stick around, we'll have some fun.
Inside My Shorts: 30 Quickies
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 29,490. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
When it comes to stories (and other things) I believe that size doesn't matter. It's what you do with it that counts.
Price: Free! Words: 29,480. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Horror
(4.71 from 7 reviews)
Every story is exactly 416 words long. They are all horror. They are all fantastic. Trust but verify. There has never been an anthology like this. A special Halloween treat. Inspired by Authonomy's contest and my genius, "416" is a unique collection of horror short shorts. You could do a lot worse than spend a few hours reading these beauties.

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