Stephen Walker


Hello. I wrote the novels "Mr Landen Has No Brain" and "Danny Yates Must Die". I've also inflicted the blogs "Steve Does Comics", "Steve Does Top of the Pops", "Steve Does Dr Who" and "The Department of Occult Investigation" on the world.

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Keep Those Things Away From Me.
Price: $4.49 USD. Words: 92,520. Language: British English. Published: November 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The writer of 'Danny Yates Must Die' and 'Mr Landen Has No Brain' delivers his comic masterpiece as Teena Rama gets married, Danny Yates gets a purpose in life, a mirror gets stroppy and minds immeasurably superior to our own hatch a plan fiendish beyond comprehension.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When the Relentless Heliotrope agrees to perform a favour for the Higher Powers, she stumbles across a mystery involving a box that's remained unopened for far too long, a forgotten man and the thirteenth floor of a building that's only meant to have twelve. Can she discover just what's going on? And can she help put right a very old wrong?
Waiting for the Wireman in 1974
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
On a wall on the outskirts of town, a girl sits. Some say she's trouble. Some say she's a witch. Some say she doesn't even exist. Whatever the truth of it, she's waiting; waiting for the Unnamed Billy Morten - and the three objects he has on him...
Leaving The Circle
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,090. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They call it, "the Roof of the World," but beneath its snow-bound surface lies a secret - the secret of a race that was lost before man was born - and a quest for wealth. Into this secret enters a being from another world - that, alone of all beings, might unearth the truth of what's gone before. But is it here as saviour or destroyer?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,940. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When the 12th Daughter of Destiny goes in search of her lucky hand, she finds instead a man afflicted by an ancient and terrible curse. Now, both of them stand on the edge of catastrophe - and only a deadly fiend from the depths of mythology can help them.
A Gockle of Fear
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,580. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When a crime is committed that threatens to bring down the government itself, the nation's official occult investigator Liz Sanford has to put it right or lose her job. How does this involve one of the nation's least loved entertainers and what is the secret that lurks at the heart of, “The most evil woods in Britain”? 8,000 words.
Fatal Inheritance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,640. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Delgado Manor; the scene of a murder. There's only one thing for sure - the killer wasn't human. Now, government occult investigator Liz Sanford has to find out what dread plot lies behind it - or the world itself may fall.
The Mummy Shrugged
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Liz Sanford and a Mummy. When they meet, it's murder. Can the nation's official occult investigator get to the heart of a mysterious curse? And, if she can, can she get out of a professional commitment that's worse than death? 6,100 words.
Don't Make Me Shoot You, Santa!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,470. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Christmas may be the time for giving but, for occult investigator Liz Sanford, it's time for trouble. A stint in a department store leads to murder by a culprit who can get into locked rooms and seems to have a reindeer for an accomplice. Can it be true? Can the world's most loved figure have turned bad? And, if he has, can Liz Sanford stop him? 5,250 words.
The Weakest Link
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,330. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A complimentary sausage, an awards ceremony that makes no sense, a boss gone mad and an arch-enemy she's never heard of. All of these are things the nation's occult investigator Liz Sanford must get to the heart of if she's to solve a mystery that could only happen to her.
I Need An Earth Girl!
Price: $1.98 USD. Words: 21,170. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Sentenced to death, Petra 97 embarks on a new life as a space adventurer but soon discovers that, even when you're an official heroine of the Empire, people aren't always pleased to see you. Can she save a planet from the least likely destruction ever - and make sense of a universe that makes no sense?
The Downward Slide
Price: $1.98 USD. Words: 19,780. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Six new tales of the supernatural, none of which give easy answers and all of which show that, whatever world we inhabit, living or dead, darkness is never more than an arm's length away.
Who The Hell Is Dominic Pine?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,070. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In her latest adventure the nation's official occult investigator Liz Sanford finds a bad day getting worse as she's called in to bodyguard the world's least famous superstar. Can she find out who wants to kill him and why? 7,000 words.

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