Somers Isle & Loveshade

Biography

I started posting Sun on the Rocks episodes on two blogsite communities, open salon and our salon, with the pen name workstudio. Their support led me to find smashwords and add the covers to the amusements. I´ve clocked 1,000,000 words of fiction and publish with the pen name Somers Isle & Loveshade on smashwords. Sun on the Rocks Banana humor fiction amusements are trivial, tropical and easy to peel, all characters are over 21 years of age. Here below are some comments on the first episode, titled the Malibu Case.

COMMENTS FROM OPEN SALON AND OUR SALON BLOGSITE COMMUNITIES ON SUN ON THE ROCKS BANANA FICTION

(R and R+ stand for rated, or liked)

THE MALIBU CASE

ch.14: Frisky, light-hearted, and delightful! Consistently! R+

ch.3: This is so clever. Everything is "normal" except the central dilemma of (gasp) optional nudity. With nonchalant humor you are making a individual rights argument out of this.These are unique characters who are "over the horizon" in leading the California trend. R.

ch.13: Fun read. That package and who got it will bring me back. R.

ch.12: I want to see the video version of this story! What a romp.

ch.12: Quite a revealing case. Quick and playful, this story scampers right up to the edge of decency and then sticks its tongue out.

ch.12: This plot has the sexiest curves.

ch.1: This is deceptively breezy and fun. I. did. not. expect. THIS! Good show! R.

ch.15: Hurray! The girls won and we are all the beneficiaries of their determination. I hope that we will have further adventures about the floating spa and that the long arm of the law can't reach them in inter national waters. R.

ch.15: Sorry I've been away and missed the last few installments. I'm glad to see the girls came out of this in stellar fashion. It was a fun read, and I'm looking forward to the south of the border installments. R.

ch.15: Sweet, sweet, sweet. And I think you may have set-up the next Episode in the series! Hmmm. I just noticed that others feel the same. Good! R+.

Where to find Somers Isle & Loveshade online

Series

Sun on the Rocks
I started posting Sun on the Rocks episodes on two blogsite communities, open salon and our salon, with the pen name workstudio. Their support led me to find smashwords and add covers to the amusements. I´ve clocked 1,000,000 (one million) words of fiction and publish with the pen name Somers Isle & Loveshade on smashwords. Sun on the Rocks amusements are trivial, tropical and easy to peel, all characters are over 21 years of age. Below are some comments from the open salon community, on the first episode, titled the Malibu Case. ch.14: Frisky, light-hearted, and delightful! Consistently! ch.3: This is so clever. Everything is "normal" except the central dilemma of (gasp) optional nudity. With nonchalant humor you are making an individual rights argument out of this.These are unique characters who are "over the horizon" in leading the California trend. ch.13: Fun read. ch.12: I want to see the video version of this story! What a romp. ch.12: Quick and playful, this story scampers right up to the edge of decency and then sticks its tongue out. ch.12: This plot has the sexiest curves. ch.1: This is deceptively breezy and fun. I did not expect THIS! Good show!

Books

Sun on the Rocks - The Copacabana Trikini (Banana Humor)
Series: Sun on the Rocks. Price: Free! Words: 21,070. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Clarity reaches the airport of Rio, in Brazil, and is led to the prison of Catanduvas for becoming allegedly involved in the Scrub Leaks scandal of Sheik Hari Al Najib in the British Virgin Islands. Helped out by the scraggly officer Santana Martines, she follows Argyris gossip advisor Laia Osterova to the Copacabana Palace hotel in Rio to rid the town of Rio of rampant corruption at the Senate.
Sun on the Rocks - The Cocoanomics Gazette
Series: Sun on the Rocks. Price: Free! Words: 42,890. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Clarity Nice is arrested by Border Immigration at Miami Airport, for showing up in a list related to stolen bonds. To avoid going to a local jail, Clarity is hired by the shady Cayman figure Buddha Talk to help him get a beachhead in South Florida, using a manual called Cocoanomics, and prevent rival mobster di Laure, owner of the Mclannan's burger franchise, from dominating the burger market.
Sun on the Rocks - The Shabby Sheik
Series: Sun on the Rocks. Price: Free! Words: 44,870. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Watched by a ceiling camera inside a Macao casino, Clarity Nice joins videographer Plum Bailey, boarding Heir Force One, the plane of Sheik Hari Al-Najib, after offering to him a ring that points to an ancient sorority. Rejected by his family, known as the dumbest loss-making machine of the Emirates, Hari seeks the help of Clarity to sort his love life and make his first dollar on his own.
Sun on the Rocks - The Vanity Ring
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Diptych of the Dragon 2. Price: Free! Words: 36,790. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Following indications of the Enlightened Dragon Society, Clarity Nice notices that the wife of billionaire Dao Bin, Elsie Chu, has purchased an expensive ring, linked to her smartphone. On her own, Clarity finds the role of this luxurious vanity ring, and how knowledge on immortality will be sold with a Health phone built by Dao Bin, Chinese General Tian Yazhou, and conglomerate Owens & Owell.
Sun on the Rocks - Meridian 57
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Diptych of the Dragon 1. Price: Free! Words: 32,660. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Landing in Singapore without a passport, Clarity Nice is led to an important forum on health and longevity, attended by Taoist Master Professor Chang, and billionaire Dao Bin. A member of a Secret Society warns Clarity of the dangers of esoteric knowledge taught by Chang, some of which is stored in a chart which holds the mystery of immortality, Meridian 57, that Clarity must protect from Chang.
Sun on the Rocks - The Emotion Scale
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 29,850. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Clarity Nice attends a personal development course at Herbaline, a company reputed for its aggressive sales methods and a secretive hierarchical structure. Befriending Herbaline emotician Coley Manglove, Clarity gets hired to work on the company's secret project, an emotion scale used to elicit sales and label Herbaline employees conforming or rebellious, unrightfully deciding promotion prospects.
Sun on the Rocks - The Outdoor Shower
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 11. Price: Free! Words: 32,390. Language: American English. Published: February 27, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Stevenson teleoperator Clarity Nice elicits assistance from her friend Cynthia, in order to build an outdoor shower on company lawn that will provide a clothing optional amenity. Infringing human resources policy, clashing against police officer Packwood, who prohibits use of the shower, Clarity purchases a shower patent for Stevenson to lift poor company sales, involving Cynthia as lawyer.
Sun on the Rocks - The Marble Toucan
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 41,460. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Clarity Nice and her friend, ethnographer Flower Parkwood, work in a village in Campeche, Mexico, where Flower´s boss, egyptologist Akhris Zephairi, hopes to find authentic Mayan archaeological ruins which will stand along a gambling resort sponsoring his work. When Flower stumbles upon the Mayan site, Clarity helps the head of the village, in stopping the presence of the new gambling resort.
Lady Fortuna - The Golden Way
Price: Free! Words: 19,750. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2015 . Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Logic, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Work-related health
Lady Fortuna embodies the idea of building your own fortune, and sense of driving your life, in her enduring and stable embodiment as Fortuna Manens. This embodiment of Lady Fortuna is the preferred avenue of interpretation in the Sun on the Rocks series. This book is meant to be a companion to Sun on the Rocks fiction amusements. Readers will learn about the Golden Way of Inner Strength.
Sun on the Rocks - The Sugar Baby
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Trilogy of Lady Fortuna 3. Price: Free! Words: 30,490. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Tambrera rum executive Sam Bartleby receives a company notice that he is fired. Discontent with his paltry severance, Bartleby discusses with his uncle an avenue to stay in the British Virgin Islands without a job, involving an arrangement with a sugar baby. Having a drink in a terrace, Bartleby sees the perfect candidate: Ethnographer Flower Parkwood, the good friend of teleoperator Clarity Nice.
Sun on the Rocks - The Cuban Renegade
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Trilogy of Lady Fortuna 2. Price: Free! Words: 27,710. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
When precious metals agent Cubandor and teleoperator Clarity Nice reach the northern island of Cayo Coco in Cuba, a group of revolutionary Cuban security guards working for colonel Swarez da Silva, men known as Marrulleros, arrest them as counter-revolutionary elements, and send them to a high profile prison, in the name of a new revolution which the colonel hopes, will lead him to power in Cuba.
Sun on the Rocks - The Bellagio Wikileak
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Trilogy of Lady Fortuna 1. Price: Free! Words: 26,530. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Clarity Nice is led to a Center of Surveillance under the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas, to face trial for the theft of Federal Bonds coming from the Cayman Islands. At the Center, there is a problem with an all-seeing symbolic computer called Evans, which refuses to spy on people. To avoid trial, Clarity accepts work as assistant and discovers a ploy to reveal a wikileak sought by agents of China.
Sun on the Rocks - The OOL Broderie
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 3. Price: Free! Words: 28,120. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Teleoperator Clarity Nice investigates two wealthy women lured to marry each other within the Church headed by Cassandra Scafarel in Bahrain, the Church of the Holy Flower. Following indications of a conglomerate with ties to the kingdom, Clarity´s mission is to prevent the partly naked bridal union of the neophytes, who are debating who will be naked and who will wear the broderie wedding dress.
Sun on the Rocks - The Adult Channel
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 2. Price: Free! Words: 29,720. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sensual Brigade agent Money Fact sends teleoperator Clarity Nice inside a large Thai champagne shipping container to the Park Hyatt hotel in the Emirate of Abu Dhabi, where Clarity seeks her friends, abducted by beauty lotion scam perpetrator Cassandra Scafarel. At the luxurious hotel, Clarity faces a local power broker, Hamir Bakal, who wants to distribute an Adult Channel in the region.
Sun on the Rocks - The Bahamas Lotion
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 1. Price: Free! Words: 27,510. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Teleoperator Clarity Nice and her friends, attend a gala for a beauty lotion called Elony, at a nightclub in Nassau, Bahamas. To avoid jail after a police raid, Clarity accepts to deliver the owner of the nightclub, Cassandra Scafarel, sought by the Sensual Brigade of Central Intelligence, and follows sex goddess Penelope Avalon to Scafarel´s hideaway, somewhere in the Bahamas.
Sun on the Rocks - The Cayman Air Banner
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 24,810. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Lying on a beach in Acapulco, Clarity Nice and new 'Sun on the Rocks' member, ethnographer Flower Parkwood, witness the flight of a crop-duster advertising a high yield deposit offered by a shady Cayman Islands bank, represented by a secretive agent known as Buddha Talk. Intrigued, they hide inside the crop-duster and uncover confidential documents explaining the bank´s link with Organized Crime.
Sun on the Rocks - The Acapulco Cocktail
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 21,050. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Teleoperator Clarity Nice and her friend, librarian Lanai Thomson, escape from a jail in Acapulco after being wrongly accused of stealing a cocktail formula of great value. With the derelict Acapulco police officer Juarez on their tail, Clarity uncovers the perpetrators of the theft and the missing ingredient of the formula needed to create the Acapulco Cocktail.
Sun on the Rocks - The Malibu Case
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20,170. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Teleoperator Clarity Nice and her friends, librarian Lanai Thomson, lifeguard Taimi Kendrick, and the well-to-do Malibu resident Cynthia Stevenson, daughter of the Stevenson Garden Products company owner, Bill Stevenson, adopt the clothing optional lifestyle, and establish a state wide referendum in California on public and workplace nudity, outsmarting Malibu city police Officer Packwood.

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