Susan Bennett


Susan Bennett's first job entailed selling very large knives (think the bowie knife – that’s not a knife, this is a knife – from Crocodile Dundee) to complete strangers, along with camping goods and other assorted goodies such as replica pistols. Twenty years on, it finally occurred to her to wonder what some of those people wanted those replica pistols for, and she strongly suspects that many of the people she sold handcuffs to weren’t actually buying them as a joke gift, as they said. As such thoughts never entered her young head, she was able to look her customers happily in the eye and smile broadly as she helped them with their purchases, never suspecting that in an hour’s time they would be handcuffed to a bed somewhere.

Since then she has worked in a mercantile agency, in technical support in the early days of P.C.s; mostly in administration and once, packing boxes. She feels the less said about that last one the better.

She cites Lisa Simpson as her greatest influence.

In addition to Grace, she has developed The Cook's Toolkit by Clever Pumpkin. Some of her recent short fiction appears in Overland (203) and Etchings (10.)

She is currently considering writing a sequel to Grace and will soon release Trial of the Romance Novelist.

Where to find Susan Bennett online


Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The romance is over: Edward & Bella twenty years on. ~Gratuitous swearing, violence and one offensively small appendage. Not suitable for Twilight fans. Not suitable for children under 40~
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 105,970. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four women are about to start a mob war – and nails WILL be broken.

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bella    comedy    drama    dramedy    edward    frankenstein    humour    mafia    mob    parody    twilight    twilight parody    vampires    women