The BITS Inspector

Biography

The BITS Inspector™, aka Bitsi, or just Bisi to his friends, is a family man above all, a scientist in the field of wireless communications, a passionate IT professional and businessman, and a crime fighter. He's committed to the protection of the world at large, with a special focus on the safety, peace, and happiness, indeed, the future, of humankind.

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Books

The Abridged ABRIGD
Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2018 by Bitsi-Lite Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
The Sissy o’ BIG-AM-I BITS is set to PUKE for a FLAPPING MAD-ONNA-MAGIC COMMINGS that leads to MAD-NESS and the largest DOLLY-disappearing TRICC since the wwoopsi-net went WOWI. What a load of old (perfect) Gibberish. The Abridged ABRIGD provides a no-nonsense fast-track understanding of such exceptionally rare examples of incredible Gibberish: It’s a simplified Gibberish dictionary.
The ABRIGD
Price: Free! Words: 9,830. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2018 by Bitsi-Lite Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
OBOY! The BITS is pushing up MAVACAPA! Oh, my Lord-IT, it's going MAD! One day it was bound to happen, wasn’t it? A universally spoken language, just one, uttered by all. What a crying shame it turned out to be Gibberish. But what did we expect? For decades, it was predicted that IT would take over everything; it was our destiny. But our language, too? Oh, my Lord-IT, what were we thinking?

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