Ant Smith

Biography

Photographer and Performance Poet

Where to find Ant Smith online


Books

Rescue Dog
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Coming of age
Sometimes you need a magic wardrobe, a flying carpet or a secret garden. A means to step out of this immediate, ugly, threatening world into some other place. A place where evils banished stay banished - as this little 'rescue dog' finds out on his fantastical adventure through the eye of the lens
Party Piece
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
Everyone has a party piece it seems, at least in a world where we joggle for position amongst our peers - or perhaps just for that special attention...
Uncle Fester's Fidgety Fingers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Menacing, maudlin and maddening - Uncle Fester has a profound impact on the home and the village as they feed him cigarettes to calm his ever clacking finger-tips...
Some Enchanted Evening
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A dark telling of a modern Christmas ghost story... read in candlelight one yuletide when you find you are alone (if any of us ever are)
I Will Never Let You Go
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story comedy of true love and the ultimate in commitment...
In Balls Deep
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2019. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sexual behavior, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Men's sexuality
A sweet prose-poem recollection of school sex education and one young man's first such exploration.
The Penis Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: British English. Published: May 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A funny yet serious exploration of the modern phallus. A short read for anyone acquianted with men and all the hang-ups their hanging bits bring.
The Small Penis Bible
Price: $4.70 USD. Words: 32,660. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Anxieties & Phobias, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sexual health
After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'.
Jamie's Magic Cock
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In a world where everybody has a magic power Jamie seems to be an ordinary disappointment good only for helping his mate Dave avoid certain Death By Erection...
As One Door Closes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Poems for the page from Ant (The GameCat) Smith. Darker, shorter, less fun than his poems on the stage.
Performance Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Punk-folk performance poems by Ant, The GameCat, Smith as performed all around the UK since 1996.

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