Theoden Humphrey

Biography

I write because I can't stop.
I write because nothing else I do brings me the same joy, the same excitement, the same life.
I write because J.R.R. Tolkien and John Steinbeck and Stephen King and Robert Jordan and Edgar Allan Poe and ee cummings and George Orwell and Virginia Woolf and William Shakespeare and Christopher Moore and L.A. Meyer and James Baldwin and Jim Butcher were and are writers.
I write because fantasy takes us away from the world, in order to give us back the world.
I write because I have ideas to share, which I hope people will hear.
I write because I can't stop.

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Series

The Adventures of Damnation Kane
The Adventures of Damnation Kane is an ongoing serial adventure story about Damnation Kane, an Irish pirate captain, born in 1650 to an English Puritan and an Irish druidess. Through means mystical and mysterious, somehow Damnation finds himself, with his ship The Grace of Ireland and his crew of scalawags, in strange seas. His ship damaged by battle and by storm's fury, Captain Kane and his men seek a safe harbor; they find it, and they take it: though in the process they make dangerous new enemies, and tensions among the crew worsen. Because they do not know where they are, nor how they came to be there. Is it Hell? An undiscovered country? The Blessed Shores? The land of the Fae? No: it is Florida. Near Miami. In the year 2011. Through storm, through battle on land and at sea, the pirates find their way into the modern world, and then begin to feel their way through this very strange place. Soon enough they make new friends, new allies, and new enemies; they find that they have brought along both friends and enemies from the past, as well. These alliances and enmities create new dangers, and bring new victories – and many, many adventures.

Books

The Adventures of Damnation Kane Book IV: Damnation and Grace
Series: The Adventures of Damnation Kane. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 46,080. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
Damnation Kane: born 1650, bastard son of an Irish druid and a Puritan invader, he grew to be perhaps the most infamous pirate captain preying on the English; until a privateer chased him, and his ship and crew, through time itself, to 2011. He must find a way through these strange, unknown waters in this, the last book of four. And the adventures continue. (Cover art by Toni DeBiasi)
The Adventures of Damnation Kane Book III: Lions and Ladies
Series: The Adventures of Damnation Kane. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 44,980. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
Damnation Kane: born 1650, bastard son of an Irish druidess and a Puritan invader, he grew to be perhaps the most infamous pirate captain preying on the English; until a privateer chased him, and his ship and crew, through time itself, to 2011. He must find a way through these strange, unknown waters in this, the third book of four. And the adventures continue. (Cover art by Toni DeBiasi)
The Adventures of Damnation Kane Book II: Buccaneers and Bastards
Series: The Adventures of Damnation Kane. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,680. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
Damnation Kane: born 1650, bastard son of an Irish druid and a Puritan invader, he grew to be perhaps the most infamous pirate captain preying on the English; until a privateer chased him, and his ship and crew, through time itself, to 2011. He must find a way through these strange, unknown waters in this, the second book of four. And the adventures continue. (Cover art by Toni DeBiasi)
The Adventures of Damnation Kane Book I: Out of Place and Out of Time
Series: The Adventures of Damnation Kane. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 28,280. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
Damnation Kane: born 1650, bastard son of an Irish druid mother and a Puritan father, he grew to be perhaps the most infamous pirate captain preying on the English; until an English privateer chased him, and his ship and crew, through time itself, to 2011. He must find a way through these strange and unknown waters in this, the first book of four. And the adventures continue.

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