Thomas Duder

Biography

Thomas Duder is the writing name for some other guy. Born with an aggressive passion for violence, writing, music, and hobbies both cerebral as well as physical, Thomas Duder seeks to conquer the world of e-books.

Well, not inexactly "conquer" as he just seeks to entertain and increase his fanbase.

See for yourself these critical reviews from the man himself:

"I am a Martian." - Thomas Duder, two days ago.

"It's not that I like writing, it's just that I like eating." - Thomas Duder, a month ago, yelling bout how the end times are a-comin' at a local grocery store.

"Why are you typing everything I'm sayin'? Wait, you're typin' everything I'm sayin'?!" - Thomas Duder, just about now.

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Where to find Thomas Duder online


Books

Killer 13 - IV
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A mysterious, wandering clown shares a camp with 13. One of these men are going to die before the end of the night. Read on and find out for yourself.
Killer 13 - III
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,090. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
The rise of a new foe reveals a shred more of 13's past to himself, lost to the desert sands. Reaching new levels of insanity, 13 must take on his foe despite his ever-increasing madness. Will 13 survive the attack of The Highborn?
Killer 13 - II
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Another day, another Daemonkinder blooding the Cleaver. 13 continues his irrational war against the vicious beings known as the Daemonkinder. Without reason or rhyme, 'twixt sun and sand all will be ground up and destroyed. All exists to be struck down by his hand.
Killer 13 - I
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A wandering, murderous marauder versus a desert wasteland of a world filled to the brim with murderers, demons, twisted abominations, warring angels and the very forces of nature cannibalizing everything that exists. They should've brought more to the fight against him.
The Modern Times
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
A collection of rather angry poetry and writing regarding the modern day slave. Get mad. Then go make a change in your life.
[ - ] (Minus)
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 9,150. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
A book of poetry by Thomas Duder, with artwork from Melanie McCurdie. Subject matter deals with the aftermath of relationships, the stress of troubled relationships, and the general miasma of life heaped upon the shoulders of a struggling artist.
The Generalist - Taboo X: The Twisted Mashup
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,350. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
Here it is. The novella that should have been a short story but grew up to become a mean, cantankerous beast of a fractured fairy tale. This time it's not just The Shop, but plenty of other characters trapped in an alternate, arcane universe with a mystery to unravel and plenty of beat down to dispense! Read on, friend, and take responsibility for your actions!
The Generalist - Taboo X: Interdimensional Villains Day
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
Deputized and unwilling to give up all the sweet, sweet bonuses and perks that comes from working alongside the American government, The Shop must conduct themselves against an array of similar yet awesomely powerful Interdimensional Warlords, Villains, and anyone else wanting to take over the dimension for whatever purpose. And there's so many reasons! Time to take care of the paperwork, boys!
The Generalist - Taboo X: Stand Against The Heart Of Darkness
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
Follow the Shop as they perform some of their most esoteric rituals, where both might lose their souls in the name of progress! Where two have entered, will either survive to leave?
The Generalist - Taboo X: Army of Me
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,080. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
The boys are up to their thick necks in trouble as an Interdimensional Warlord of untold strength and eldritch power attempts to conquer not just their world but a neighboring dimension as well! Trapped in a war between these worlds, will the Warlord win or will the bad guys beat that ass wholesale? Well, read on and see!
The Omnibus Generalis Volume 1
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 158,700. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
Behold the first four collected works from the bone-breaking, face-smashing action adventure, urban fantasy series The Generalist! The Omnibus Generalis Volume 1! Because you have acquired the impeccable taste for reading about people being punched in the face...and it's not that you've had enough. You simply want MORE!
The Generalist - Taboo 3: Misfits and Mayhem
Series: The Generalist, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,440. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
(5.00)
Magic, misfits and mayhem collide as the final part of The Mayhem Arc draws near! With the Order of Magi in a funk and the Shop under assault, the Shopkeepers are gonna hafta pull out all the stops and bust out their best combined attacks to rise above it all! The title for #1 Killers in Neo-Los Angeles is up for grabs, and the Devil take the hindmost!
The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's The Beef? (TYVM Edition)
Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 36,060. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
It's raining catgirls, the Shopkeepers are pissed, and life has just gotten complicated for Agent Maxwell, the newest member of the "Spook Squad," the FBI unit that polices the various supernatural events that plagues this city of tomorrow. Not only must he babysit the cantankerous and volatile Shopkeepers, but he must learn the ins and outs of Neo-LA before it finishes what Detroit started!
The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories (TYVM Edition)
Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 26,100. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
A bathtub full of blood and a head empty of memories. While I'm pretty certain that's not the normal way that I wake up on a daily basis, it's certainly how THIS day starts! From there it's a hop, skip, and a jump into more crap than I'm fairly certain I can handle. Fighting my way through a city full of magic and monsters, and doing my damndest to figure out who and, possibly, what I am.
The Generalist - Taboo 2: Magic and Mayhem
Series: The Generalist, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,540. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
(5.00)
Assassins on the outside,an employee strike from the inside, the Order of Magi have sent a pesky, perky pest with an order for Frank's arrest, and apparently there's a bell tower on the top of The Shop that no one remembers existed. Naturally it's Monday, and The Shopkeepers are already out of coffee and patience alike.
The Generalist - Taboo 1: Where's The Beef?
Series: The Generalist, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,040. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
(5.00)
It's raining catgirls, the Shopkeepers are pissed, and life has just gotten complicated for Agent Maxwell, the newest member of the "Spook Squad," the FBI unit that polices the various supernatural events that plagues this city of tomorrow. Not only must he babysit the cantankerous and volatile Shopkeepers, but he must learn the ins and outs of Neo-LA before it finishes what Detroit started!
The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories
Series: The Generalist, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 26,070. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
(4.78)
A bathtub full of blood and a head empty of memories. While I'm pretty certain that's not the normal way that I wake up on a daily basis, it's certainly how THIS day starts! From there it's a hop, skip, and a jump into more crap than I'm fairly certain I can handle. Fighting my way through a city full of magic and monsters, and doing my damndest to figure out who and, possibly, what I am.

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Smashwords book reviews by Thomas Duder

  • A True Bizarre Story on Dec. 08, 2012

    Hmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 3/5. WAIT, WAIT, DON'T WALK AWAY! That's not to say this isn't a good story, it's just I'm an asshole. :D Seriously, it's actually quite the intriguing tale, a horror story that, content-wise, is just UP there, y'know? He may not be Robert R. McCammon, but he's certainly up there with Stephen King in presentation and atmosphere! I've read in at least one other review about Ryu's use of head-jumping, and I gotta agree. I can NOT agree when it comes to such a thing. Once per chapter, sure...but otherwise, this story could've been better simply by sticking to one point of view. The second issue was the editing, something that can be dealt with easily by reading for content...but the inner editor in me kept wanting to whip out the red pen. A B-/C+ effort for such a category. Like I said earlier, if not for these two little issues, he'd get a full-blown 5/5 from me simply due to the content alone - this kinda stuff can be serious nightmare fuel for some! Ultimately though, it's a good read. Is this tale $1.99-.99? Is it still free? Snag it, snag it now and enjoy a good literary scare. :D
  • A True Bizarre Story on Dec. 08, 2012

    On "A True Bizarre Story" Hmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 3/5. WAIT, WAIT, DON'T WALK AWAY! That's not to say this isn't a good story, it's just I'm an asshole. :D Seriously, it's actually quite the intriguing tale, a horror story that, content-wise, is just UP there, y'know? He may not be Robert R. McCammon, but he's certainly up there with Stephen King in presentation and atmosphere! I've read in at least one other review about Ryu's use of head-jumping, and I gotta agree. I can NOT agree when it comes to such a thing. Once per chapter, sure...but otherwise, this story could've been better simply by sticking to one point of view. The second issue was the editing, something that can be dealt with easily by reading for content...but the inner editor in me kept wanting to whip out the red pen. A B-/C+ effort for such a category. Like I said earlier, if not for these two little issues, he'd get a full-blown 5/5 from me simply due to the content alone - this kinda stuff can be serious nightmare fuel for some! Ultimately though, it's a good read. Is this tale $1.99-.99? Is it free? Snag it, snag it now and enjoy a good literary scare. :D
  • The Slayer and the Sphinx on March 07, 2013

    An unexpectedly delightful read! So, I went in to reading this particular book (Slayer and the Sphinx) with the mindset that I wasn’t in the mood for a YA novel right now. I just got done reading and reviewing one and, to be quite honest, the plethora that is currently bogging down the market has me kinda set against them. So it was that I started reading The Slayer and the Sphinx with a closed, perhaps even antagonistic viewpoint. So it was that the writer was able to surmount such a start – certainly there are aspects of the story that one must stretch one’s imagination when it comes to believability and character interaction (SPOILER: I hate any and all amnesia stories, especially my own), but what do you expect? This is a freakin’ YA novel. The action is fair, the background and environments are fairly well-written, and the worldbuilding is kinda impressive. With ALL THAT stated, I find that it’s the honesty of the quest itself that impresses me, and while the situation itself may be slightly forced it’s what the characters DO with it that kept me reading, even after I was ready to hurl my smartphone into the fire during that first chapter. NOW, a powerful con in my book - using the autospellcheck is all good and gravy, but "wad" and "had" are two different words. This happened at several occasions in my reading of the book, and is exactly why a proofreader can save ya the time of doing it yourself...but even if you HAVE to do it yourself, at least it gets done. :3 Despite the VERY few instances this happened, the read was still groovy. Did you see what I did there? Yup. I meant to do that though... Yeap, S&S gets a solid 4/5. I WOULD have rated it a 3/5, except the story…man, the story IS pretty good! Good enough that I’m going to get my hands on the sequel (ugh, sequel hook) once I hear that it’s out and, to be quite honest, so should you. :3 ~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things http://www.facebook.com/AuthorOfTheThings