Fats Beauregard


Fats Beauregard, possibly a nom de plume, is an adult graduate of Raritan Valley Community College in North Branch, New Jersey. At various times in his life, he has worked as a farm hand, an actor, a warehouse & scrapyard laborer, in hotel/motel maintenance, at a car wash, in construction as a carpenter, mason and plumber's assistant, in landscaping, as a clerk, a computer programmer, a computer consultant, a web developer, and finally as a tutor in philosophy, psychology, computer fundamentals and applications, and in BASIC, Pascal and microcomputer assembly language programming. He repeatedly has denied being a grifter. He is currently working on his master's degree at the University of Karmic Comedy with no plan of graduating in this lifetime.

After A Whiter Shade of Trash, he is currently working on a Political Tragedy, or perhaps Travesty, currently titled The Prostitution of the United States. He is also working on a short dystopian novel or novella set in the near future. After that, he plans to write a Science Fiction Nano Tech Thriller if he can avoid being sent back to prison.

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A Whiter Shade of Trash
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 64,060. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Social commentary of a failed musician and hack writer creates a reality TV show about a poor family living in suburban Mississippi. The mother is on parole and the step father is an almost narcoleptic recovered alcoholic. The family plays along with the writer to achieve notoriety and fame. . Sexually explicit, strong offensive language, politically incorrect to extremes at times.

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