Valentine Glass is a feminist smut peddler living on the East Coast on the United States. Yes, her name is actually Valentine because she was born in the middle of February and her parents clearly never loved her. When not contributing to the delinquency of adults, she sorts books in basements and takes long strolls where she gets very lost. She can be reached on Twitter @glassvalentine.
Shawn returns home from his bachelor party with a surprise confession: he wagered and lost Ellen in a game of poker to his best man. Ellen, tired of a safe sex life, turns the tables on her fiance and gets exactly what she wanted but would never have said.