Jason Cosnett

Biography

There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe up the place like no other man could
He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
1984 - In one of my primary school classes, we were all required to write a story. I wrote three; a trilogy of space battles heavily influenced by X-Bomber/ Star Fleet which was my staple TV diet on a Saturday morning. So convinced was I that it would be the next best thing since Commander Makara decided to park her Imperial Alliance battlecruiser off the port side of Earth, I purposely brought a triplicate invoice book so as to make additional copies without having to hand-write the bloomin' thing twice over.
What's the story behind your latest book?
I don't think I could ever finish a proper novel so I stick with the short story genre. I try to make each one as different from any other as possible.
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Where to find Jason Cosnett online

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Books

Lip Service
Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dale nodded satisfactorily. ‘If I could get hold of whatever it is she smears on those luscious lips of hers, I’d be a rich man, old boy. Every single man in the country would be clambering to get in on the action.’ He gave me a nudge. ‘Probably every married man, too. “Happy wife, happy life,” as the saying goes, eh?'
Tales of the Unexpected : Twisted Tales Episodes I - V
Price: Free! Words: 24,780. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Anthologies » Mystery
A young woman seeks financial recompense in Services Rendered; an elderly couple want to provide their grandson with a birthday to remember in The Gift; in The Punter, a publican cannot believe his luck when an antiquities dealer stops by for a drink; a young boy befriends a police officer in Beware The Baker Boys; and Honey Trap Enterprises might just be the perfect business for a scorned wife.
Honey Trap Enterprises
Price: Free! Words: 5,690. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Bronwyn couldn’t help but chuckle at the slogan printed in red ink just below the Honey Trap Enterprises name and logo at the top of the page: ‘Because Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned’, it read.
Beware The Baker Boys
Price: Free! Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
‘Tough nuts, aren’t they?’ the officer said. ‘Yeah. Terry ‘specially. Guess ‘cause he’s the oldest an’ all.’ ‘We have a saying down at the station lad: “Beware the Baker boys.”
The Punter
Price: Free! Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The Fox and Vic had been good to Phil Bartle; for the past five years the punters came in numbers not seen since old man Bailey had run the place, and that was way before the days of Thatcherism. There was a new housing estate located nearby awash with young couples, retirees and the odd single mom out on the pull on a Saturday night, and Phil’s little corner alehouse was the perfect place
The Gift
Price: Free! Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harold and Mavis Peabody were the kind of grandparents every child dreamed of; the former was a retired British Rail train driver who regaled the young with stories of life on country tracks; the latter spent the weekends baking an assortment of biscuits and cakes sweet enough to alarm even the most liberal National Dentistry Association member.
Services Rendered
Price: Free! Words: 6,360. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Take the situation I’m in as an example. I’ve a husband who refuses to satisfy my personal and material needs. Imagine what kind of things I’d be willing to do if an opportunity presented itself.’ ‘And has it?’ Edward steadied the question with another gulp of his drink. ‘Not yet, no. But let’s assume it did. Completely pretend, of course.’

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