Whatsawhizzer

Biography

At age 5, I invented peas and mashed potatoes. Prior to this event, people ate their peas willynilly. They were all over the place. It was mass hysteria. So I said to my mom, I said, "Why don't you just stick that shit in mashed potatoes?" to which she replied, "Stop swearing! And take your hands out of your pants!" I chose to do neither.

After that, I went to college, where I experimented with my sexuality. Sometimes as a man, sometimes as a woman, sometimes as Tyrannosaurus Rex. Sexsasaurus Rex, that's what they called me... until the day I went mysteriously missing.

Where I went from there? Nobody knows. Perhaps I wondered from town to town, fixing the wrongs of the world. Perhaps I discovered porn on the internet and spent years locked in my room, writing erotic fan fiction.

Either way, one day I was found, naked, hanging from a tree, in the Northern Canadian Jungle. I lept from that tree, and crawled sixty miles back to civilization, battling dire cobras, dire bears, and dire wolves all along the way. When I finally made it into a local Holiday Inn, I'll never forget the first words that they said to me. "Why are you naked?...Eh?"

From there, I returned to civilization, and after a brief stint in jail for regicide, I got an account on Smashwords. And thus I decided to start writing books, and you know the rest.

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Books

My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem - Volume 15
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 74,300. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2023. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Fantasy
Deek seemingly returned from the dead, but with the slave bonds severed, his girls are left in the dark. With most of Chalm still recovering from the Maid’s Lament, he must use whatever resources he can to track down the rest of his party.
NTR Crush: I Will Steal Every Girl - Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,450. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2023. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
Hakaru committed suicide, only to find death stolen from him by the Goddess of theft, Netori. She’s enlisted him into her own personal game, NTR Crush, where a player can gain strange abilities and skills as long as they can take the women that belong to other men. This is a game where you steal every thing you want, or you lose everything you have. Let the game begin.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem – Volume 14
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 59,420. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Fantasy
Two months passed, and the world thought Deek was dead. Chalm went silent, and Deek’s allies and friends went off who knows where. Is the place Deek is returning the same place he left? Deek has no choice but to pick up the pieces of a world that shattered in his absence. Can he reclaim what he lost, or will it all be destroyed in a dungeon made of sorrow?
My Dungeon Life : My Harem's Life Special Volume 1
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 53,340. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Deek isn’t the only one with a life. After giving them a day off, the girls all go about their day. However, things quickly spiral out of hand, and soon even the world is at risk. Can the girls save the day even while Master is away? This story takes place between Volume 8 and volume 9 of my dungeon life.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 13
Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 67,240. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Fantasy
Demon Lord Aberis is dead, and the girls are off for some training. It’s finally time for Deek to go on vacation and enjoy a wedding in a foreign country. However, when he finds out the bride is an old friend, he becomes pushed to the limit.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 12
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 65,520. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
There are two Deeks, or are there? In a world where dungeons can create dungeon clones, which Deek is the real Deek? Tensions run high as the girls find themselves on opposing sides. While the Deeks swarm to battle each other, Demon Lord Aberis makes his move, sending an army to wipe out Chalm once and for all. A three way battle ensues, and only one will be the victor.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 11
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 61,720. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
After cutting his soul in two, there was a cost to pay. While one Deek fought for his life in the Twilight dungeon, another Deek appeared in Chalm alongside his harem. With an altered body, Deek’s other half must finish what they started, stopping the bandits that had been overtaking southwest Aberis.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 10
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 92,580. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
After losing a piece of his soul, the weakened Deek ends up trapped in a dungeon. With no harem and no clue where he is, he must participate in an ancient battle. There, he will encounter familiar faces, some as enemies, and others as friends. Can he escape this prison and return home to his family, or will he fall to a plot thousands of years in the making?
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 9
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 64,780. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Deek continues is journey in another world fighting in dungeons alongside his harem of slavegirls.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 8
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 64,410. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Deek continues his journey in another world where he fights dungeons and discovers the lore underneath.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 7
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 46,660. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Deek continues his rise to the top with a group of loyal slaves.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 6
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 72,950. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Now that Deek had joined the aristocracy, his problems only keep piling on. The prince of Aberis tasks him with a mission. He must fight his way down to the bottom of Widow’s Dungeon. However, the traitorous lord of the region has other plans. With the help of a familiar guide, he must outwit the villainous Lord Reign and complete the dungeon of temptation.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 5
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 87,870. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Deek’s growing group finally reaches the capitol city of Aberis. The fifth volume in the My Dungeon Life series.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 4
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 49,640. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
With his party around him, Deek heads to the Capitol to finally cement his place as the lord of Chalm. However, things are never easy and soon he finds himself in a city under siege by bandits. What do they want so badly that they’ll give their lives? The answer is at the bottom of a dying dungeon where the guardian waits. However, the church has its own plans
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 3
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 58,500. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Life appears to be improving for Deek and his slaves. Unfortunately, just as he finally puts his problems behind him, he ends up being tossed back into a dungeon filled with ghosts. He’s all alone with no companion to protect him. However, when it seems all is lost, a mysterious fairy appears to protect him. Together, can they unravel the secrets of the mysterious dungeon that destroyed old Chalm?
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 2
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 46,420. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
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After defeating Mina’s Dungeon, Deek thought his life would only improve. However, when Lydia’s Master repossesses her, he must put his life back on the line to reclaim a city taken over by ghosts and gain the money needed to free her.
My Dungeon Life : Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,840. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2021. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Deek has never had success with the ladies. He’s poor, overweight, and generally unliked. Feeling like a burden on his mother, with his life going nowhere, he spends his days playing video games. However, when a mysterious game ends up in his bag, he is teleported to another world. The only way for a talentless slob like him to get by is to venture into dangerous dungeons for fame and money.

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