George Todd


Aside from being a great writer of humorous stories, George Todd is an excellent sailor and a certified Lotionologist. When he is not writing funny stories about his sailing misadventures, he is wandering the beaches of the Caribbean offering to apply suntan lotion to women (only) to protect their beautiful bodies from the ravages of the Caribbean sun. Yes, he is a charitable, unselfish guy. Buy the book. It is full of laughs.

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Caribbean Burning Circle of Love
Price: $4.99 $3.99 USD. (20% off until Nov. 02!) Words: 38,350. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
The hilarious story of an airline pilot and his pretty flight attendant wife who sail to a small Bahamian island and decide to move there full time to "live the dream life". It turns out that living the dream life in the Caribbean involves drinking rum, sailing, sex, running drugs, infidelity, lying, cheating, divorce, arrest, midlife crisis, weddings, courtroom drama and crazy characters.
Island Sailing is NOT all Rum and Bananas Vol. 2 Humorous Stories from the Caribbean
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,810. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
Volume 2 of Island Sailing is NOT all Rum and Bananas contains 37 funny stories loaded with giggles and grins from our sailing adventures onboard our second sailboat Wild Thing. Join us as we try to escape the real world to sail 1200 miles upwind to the Bahamas, then sail to the Caribbean to live the dream of island sailing. Only to find out that living the dream is not all rum and bananas.
Island Sailing Is Not All Rum and Bananas Vol 1: Humorous Stories From The Bahamas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,930. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Island Sailing is Not All Rum and Bananas is a collection of humorous stories about escaping the working world of the USA and sailing away to the island paradise of The Bahamas. 22 fun to read sea tales about exploding toilets, sharks, flaming alcohol stoves, drinking rum, drug planes, bales of pot, racing sailboats for rum, sinking a Sportfish, British humor, Coast Guard boarding, and strippers.

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