William A. Patrick III

Biography

William A. Patrick III resides in Tustin, CA, and travels with Linder.

Books

Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Nine
Price: Free! Words: 25,000. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure, Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Nine. Warning: this Britt Volume is much more hard-core than previous versions.
Snooty Rudy the Rufous Hummingbird
Price: Free! Words: 70. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Snooty Rudy the Rufous Hummingbird learns about caring, sharing and when to be daring.
Neener the Big Snack Eater
Price: Free! Words: 70. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Neener the big yellow dog really, really loves snacks, gets fat, and then works with Ash to get fit.
Ash's Witless Camping Tips
Price: Free! Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » Camping and RVing
Ash describes his camping techniques and tips with a lot of pictures. Reader may find some useful and probably non-useful info on roadside car tent camping in the deserts (and other places) in Southern California.
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin & Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the planet from cocky roaches that have survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage, surviving with only hot sauce, carpet tacks, a gas can with a hole in it and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising and comic results
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Eight
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Eight.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Seven
Price: Free! Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Seven
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Six
Price: Free! Words: 5,950. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Six.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Five
Price: Free! Words: 6,060. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Five.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Four
Price: Free! Words: 5,580. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Four.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Three
Price: Free! Words: 7,560. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Three.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume Two
Price: Free! Words: 8,570. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity. Volume Two.
Britt the Naughty Cowgirl - Volume One
Price: Free! Words: 13,750. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
(4.75)
Eighteen-year-old Britt the naughty cowgirl goes on adventures with her pal, Branden. They get into all sorts of trouble. For adults only. Contains graphic depictions of adult sexual activity.
Linder in Botswana
Price: Free! Words: 37,260. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » Trip Journals, Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Linder journeys to South Africa, Botswana and Zimbabwe, and records it all in her journal. The highlights of the story are her excursions into the Makgadikgadi Pan, the Okavango Delta and the Chobe River.
Khing and the Magic of Black and White - Book Three Ash Makes a Wizard
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 106,550. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Book Three: Angst-ridden Ash feels bad about hacking the limbs off so many of the Movement's soldiers that he seeks redemption from the magic-abstaining monks while plotting to bring back the wizard who brought Ash to the Magic Land. Mara helps, while making sarcastic comments and being irritating and sexy at the same time.
Khing and the Magic of Black and White - Book Two Ash Makes War
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 98,810. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Book Two: After making friends with the group, Ash finds himself a pawn in a war. The blood-thirsty madman makes his appearance and all are properly aghast. Also, Ash kisses the Princess and the Mara and makes them cry.
Khing and the Magic of Black and White - Book One Ash Makes Friends
Price: Free! Words: 100,790. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The angst-ridden tale of a bloodthirsty madman’s pursuit of popularity. A wizard, a street-person, a girl, a spell and an invading army wreak havoc in a magic land and in our world of concrete and machines.
Linder in Brazil
Price: Free! Words: 46,010. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
What happens when a silly girl goes to Iguazu Falls, the Pantanal and the Amazon.
Dealer's Dog and Other Tales of Non-Valor
Price: Free! Words: 65,540. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A beginner's guide to sex, drugs and dishwashing. As an eighteen-year-old, Ash knew next to nothing about those things. His new friends at the pie place, where Ash got his first job as a dishwasher, would change that.

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Danielle Rothenberg
Latest book: Chill: A Confession. Published July 27, 2015. (5.00 from 1 review)

Smashwords book reviews by William A. Patrick III

  • Never Lo on Feb. 18, 2015

    Fun short story. Seductive without being lurid, reads like a new author with a lot of potential.
  • Brea's Brand New Breasts on March 13, 2015

    Fun, short, sexy read. Brea reminds me of my Britt.
  • Meeting James Chapter One on April 01, 2015

    loved the story, I'm in too
  • Chill: A Confession on April 25, 2016

    I found CHILL: A CONFESSION a fantastic read. Funny, sad, mesmerizing, shocking (even when you knew where it was going) — it had the feel of a brutal soul-search that had just bled straight out to the printed page — but it's wonderfully told with style, humor and class. CHILL was all but impossible to put down. It's a surprising gem in the sometimes less-than-stellar arena of self-published ebooks.
  • Destructive Silence: Based on a True Story on April 27, 2016

    I read it in one sitting because I couldn't put it down. Well written, funny but brutal at times.It made me cry and wonder about my own life. Thanks for sharing. Highly recommend.
  • Disturbing Components - Redemption of a Drunk Driver on May 02, 2016

    Had an absolute fantastic time reading this piece, though it was scary as hell... like that movie Groundhog Day, I found myself saying "me, Me, ME..." This is a great fast-paced read that has the feel of unadulterated honesty. THANK YOU.
  • Please Laugh at my Funeral on Jan. 11, 2017

    Fun read. Could not put it down. Highly recommend this story.