Willie Qwit


Livin' the dream in Birmingham, Alabama.

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Hank Stared
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 67,070. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hank is the worst starship commander the universe has ever seen. He sets his eyes on stealing Borate 27g, a priceless mineral found in abundance on a promising looking planet. Hank assembles a team to explore the planet and help him formulate a plan to steal the Borate 27g. His ineptitude and stupidity ends up getting almost everyone killed. 'Hank Stared' is stupid but is still worth every penny
Adam's Covers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 101,860. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Adam and Jenny moved to Chicago to take jobs working for Thaddeus Drake, the most influential conservative media mogul in the country. They quickly discovered that Drake’s lust for bimbos with huge breasts was surpassed only by his hatred and disdain for anyone other than white guys. Over time Adam decided the only option was to kill Drake. "Adam's Covers" is the sequel to "Bennie's Brothers".
Bennie's Brothers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,850. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bennie Street decided to help two battered women by exacting retribution against their abusers. Ruining the life of the first guy was a piece of cake, but the other guy was rich, obsessive, and unpredictable. Making a mistake about him would threaten the lives of Bennie and his crew, as well as the women he had set out to help. “Bennie’s Brothers” is the sequel to “Randy’s Rubbers”.
Randy's Rubbers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 119,040. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Randy Baker loves rubbers. His lifelong ambition is to be a rubber baron, the biggest name in the rubber game. Polite society calls them condoms, but to Randy they’ll always be rubbers. Randy’s Rubbers is the story of Randy and his friends as they grow up and build one of the world's biggest rubber companies. Be sure to check out the sequels, Bennie's Brothers and Adam's Covers.
20,000 Kisses
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,400. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Suspense
K.T. and Eric were brought together when their mutual friend Marty was murdered. When they met there was more friction than there were sparks. The last thing they expected was to fall in love. Harvey, who seemed crazy to most but was anything but, was the last person anyone expected to team up with K.T. and Eric to solve Marty’s murder and bring down an enormous drug smuggling operation.

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Latest book: A Falling Memory. Published December 1, 2010.