J.H. Bond


Bored writer of smut trapped in the heart of the Appalachian Mountains. I have tons of ideas, just don't have enough time to put them all down.

Smashwords Interview

What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Creating! I just love taking all the jumbled thoughts in my head and filtering them down into a coherent narrative. I'm always watching people, trying to pay attention to how they move, dress, talk, etc.. Then I'll find myself wondering about them. How they wound up where they are. How that conversation I overheard played out. Doing all that and finding a story in it is the best part of writing.
What do your fans mean to you?
Everything. For any writer they have to be important. It's partly ego. I mean who doesn't love being told they're awesome? More than that though it's a way know you're having an impact on the world. Writers, especially in the digital world, don't have a physical "product" like, say, a carpenter or chef. The fans are our proof of our skill and abilities.
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Where to find J.H. Bond online


Pool Party
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Neophyte Strix Meg brings a bunch of inflatable toys to life for some fun in the pool. She's convinced she's the captain of this crew, but mutiny may be in the cards. Will Meg's obsession with getting Moby Dick be her downfall? Can she handle them releasing the Kraken? Find out in the newest Fuzzy Magic story!
Price: Free! Words: 19,540. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A collection of 16 stories from all over the Wyrd World! Try out nearly every series we've published so far! Quit searching for your favorite story from Tumblr, Literotica, or Hentai Factory and have it at your fingertips. Dowload our erotic story sampler today!
Hot Yoga
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Gina's invited to an exclusive, clothing optional, hot yoga class by the cute trainer at her gym. When she shows up she quickly realizes she's the only one there, and the others don't have exercise on their minds. She wanted to bed Tyler, but she might have to let the rest of the class have her to get to him! Another sexy story of the Wyrd World, where human women and inhuman partners hook up.
Selva the Jungle Queen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Selva Frum is the Jungle Queen of Athanasia. Stranded here when she was little more than a child she learned to survive the dangers of a hostile land. Now a young woman she has gained a reputation as a fierce fighter, a compassionate helper, and (to her dismay) easy to get into bed. She searches for her mother, kidnapped years ago by raiders. Selva does whoever it takes for clues.
Brides of Batsquatch
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Staci, Yvette, and Victoria are amateur paranormal investigators. Their latest case involves a flying cryptid named Batsquatch. They find him, and several of his buddies, one night in the woods. Now they're the prisoners of the hairy beasts, and it's apparently mating season. They're not getting out of this one with their clothes, or pride, intact!
Friend in Need
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Carolina had a bad cramp in her foot. I'd been lusting after them for months, so I offered to massage her foot. To my surprise, she agreed to let me do more than massage them for her.
Bound To Play
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Meg finds herself in a dark basement, stripped, bound, and blindfolded. She's completely at the mercy of three anonymous studs who will use her as their personal toy. She can't escape, and they won't let her go until they're completely satisfied. She wouldn't have it any other way.
The Wolf Inside Me
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
It's Meg and the Big Bad Wolf! Once she sees through his Grandma disguise, that is. Will she be eaten? Will the Woodsman save her? Is the Wolf wearing her good lingerie? These questions and more will be answered in the latest Fuzzy Magic adventure.
Bred by Squid Head
Series: Cursed Goods. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Alex is living with a curse. She attracts supernatural lovers. The latest is a tentacle bearing eldritch horror who wants to impregnate her! Can she escape the rubbery grip of Squal-Dagh the Vile? Is she destined to bear his inhuman spawn? Can't they just cuddle? Find out in the latest Curse of the Goddess tale.
Joining the Reindeers' Games
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In a new Christmas story Megan is snowed in with nothing but her new present to play with. But for a Succubus who's specialty is Furries, Anthro versions of Santa's entire sleigh team is all she wanted this year. A Fuzzy Magic Holiday Miracle!
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,490. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
The Krampus punishes the naughty with spanking and domination. Megan has been very naughty this year. Is it still punishment if she enjoys it though?
Strangely Erotic: The Complete Short Stories. Vol. I
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 69,110. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
All ten previously published stories from humorous erotica author J.H. Bond, plus a bonus story featuring a crossover between her two series. It's hot, funny, and full of relatable characters in unbelievable situations.
Laid Up By The Lake
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,530. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
The adventures of Meg the Succubus continue in volume five of the erotic comedy series. A trip to her aunt's lakeside cabin leads to her taking a nasty spill in the rain. After cleaning herself up she tries to tend her wounds and wait out the storm. Since she's already naked from her bath, what better way than by summoning a couple of lust spirits and having some sexy fun?
Deep in Debt
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,060. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Every time Megan sneezes she summons a lust spirit. Whether she wants to or not. So far today she's had to deal with a fox, and twin cheetahs in less than ideal places. Now she's trapped in her bathroom with a dragon and his scaled minions. She didn't know she could even do that! Now that they're here though, she's going to have fun with them.
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,830. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
It's Megan and Benji's anniversary so he gets her something really special. Another couple for them to swap with! It's a sexy free-for-all in the third chapter of Fuzzy Magic.
Star Studded Performance
Series: Cursed Goods. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,620. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » General
Alex discovers she's the only one in costume at the party. The others have been sent by the goddess to continue her punishment. Alone in the woods, under the stars, all three of them take turns pleasuring her until she can barely stand it.
Penelope Maidenhead and the Fruitful Vine
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Victorian Lady Penelope Maidenhead finds herself at the mercy of a tropical plant. Far from being a man-eater though it binds her, spanks her, and plants it's seeds in her struggling form. How will our brave heroine escape this time?
Carnival Prize
Series: Cursed Goods. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Alex has just finished moving into her new basement apartment and Lilith sends a couple of housewarming gifts to help her celebrate. A teddy bear and plush dog that come to life and help her break in her new bed, and new body. They look like cheap carnival toys, and the game they want to play is definitely rigged in their favor. The Cursed Goods series continues with Carnival Prize.
Good Intentions
Series: Cursed Goods. Price: Free! Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Alex tries to help out when the male virgin can't perform in the annual fertility rite. Unfortunately the priestess sees through his disguise, and curses him with a female form. Now, Othar the Minotaur demi-god has two virgins to deflower. Can the curse be broken? Is it still a curse if Alex is enjoying it?
The Fairy Ring
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
First erotic story I ever wrote about a guy trapped in the woods with an angry fairy. Bound against his will he must satisfy it's desires
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,100. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Meg heads to a hotel room with two studs for a little extra-marital fun. It lasts until her husband catches her, and decides to punish her. Now she must submit herself fully to the others, doing whatever they want, and her husband commands. It's going to be a long, hard night for her.
Fuzzy Magic
Series: Fuzzy Magic. Price: Free! Words: 6,850. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » General
Shortly after her 18th birthday, Megan Maidenhead's magical nature is revealed. She is a Strix, chosen by Lilith to embody a specific Lust and Desire. She must summon a spirit and drain it of power to fulfill her destiny, and the only way to do that is to give in to her physical wants.

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