Birthdate: Born in the Swingin' 70's, of course!
(You should assume the late 70's, unless you are a lady who likes older men.)
Employment: Has worked as a hot fireman, a personal trainer and a masseuse and any other profession you ladies out there might think is sexy.
Location: He currently lives in the Pacific Northwest but has lived in various parts of the country in pursuit of his goal of nailing a chick from every city in the US of A.
Author's Note: I can be found in the crowd photograph I uploaded. It's a game I like to call Where in the Photo is the Communication Expert. And no, not the runner in the foreground, although I do like sports chicks.
I can be reached multiple ways depending on the type of Person you are:
Normal people - email@example.com
Movie Producer or Studio executive - firstname.lastname@example.org
Outraged feminist and any other type of miscreant or malcontent - email@example.com
I get asked for advice all of the time. For years I have just ignored most of the people who asked me for help, unless I needed something from them in return. Finally, I realized I could make money off of all those people. I decided it was not only a serious financial opportunity; it was also my newfound duty to help all those struggling people, as long as they had enough money to buy my books. So