To all of my readers who may be wondering what the hell happened to all the rest of my books, I just thought I would let you know that Smashwords has politely asked me to take them from the website, or risk have my account closed. I have no idea why they have decided that my books are no longer good enough for them, even though they have been selling well for more than a year, but they are in charge, and I have complied with their wishes. I also have no idea why there are still tens of thousands of books on the site that are exactly the same kind of books that they have instructed me to remove, again, not my call. Since you can't read mine, please enjoy theirs.
ZondarTheBear is a man. And a Bear. And a Zondar. Don't ask what any of that means, because attempting to answer you might make him drag his brain out of the rusty strongbox where he stores it, and nobody wants that, trust me.
Zondar's words of nasty fun do not come from Mayberry, or North Carolina nor anywhere else that you might take the wife and kiddies to visit on a sunny Spring day. The stuff that falls out of his mostly empty head comes from New Orleans, via the dark, wrinkled asshole of Satan's slutty daughter, and her almost-too-nice best friend, Karla Sue.
His stories are wet and nasty and they burrow deep into the shadows of those dark places that we all own, but mostly refuse to acknowledge. His stuff will always be teased from that dark dirty place with an oversized broken pencil, but he will always strive to bring a bit of golden light into the shadows of his disgusting prose, in spite of its soiled yellow origins.
Please be aware that these stories will never be run in front of an editor of any skill, because editors tend to cry blood from their melted eyeballs and stab themselves repeatedly after reading this content. As a result of their human frailties, you may find the occasional typographical error lurking in your story, waiting to jerk you from your fictional world. An apology for those errors that slip through is yours if you want it, but seriously folks, these things cost less than a comic book, I think that we'll both survive.
Where to find ZondarTheBear online
Loving My Sisters-A Banned True-Incest Chronicle (Part One of Five)
My story began at birth, like most, I would guess, but the most interesting part began on my eighteenth birthday, when my twin sister swallowed my meat and told me that all five of my sisters were going to give me their virginities....
Author's note: All characters in this work of fiction are eighteen years of age or older.
Cover photo by: Laurent Jean Pilippe
The Nerd With The Footlong Dong
Brian is a shy young man who has never had the courage to interact with women, until a life altering experience shows him that refusing to explore all that life has to offer is just a waste of the...unusual gift...that have been given to him. Now he uses that special gift to give pleasure to the young woman who loves him and all of the women that she finds for him.
Photo by: Dan Zen.
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