Being John Bland
by A.J. Church
John Bland is stuck in a rut--a job he hates, a girlfriend he doesn't want, friends who don't understand him. Your average worker bee drone. But John has devised a solution. The Master Plan. Involves knives, garbage bags, and some weird genetic destiny screw up. John didn't plan on that last part, nor the new title. Accidental Serial Killer. Apparently, someone has to do it..