Alexei Auld

Biography

Alexei Auld enjoys writing about awkward urban dilemmas. Whether off the reservation (like Alexei), practicing law (Alexei again), or supernaturally gifted (so not Alexei), his characters struggle to survive extraordinary situations with their identities intact.

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Books

7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 8,150. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Creativity, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
Your voice matters. You just need some motivation. This book will help you to: • Understand why this is the best time for your creative expression. • Leverage your life experiences and preserve your perspective through expressive solutions.
Billionaire Secrets of a Wanglorious Bastard
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 49,320. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » New adult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Chinese-Jamerican Rufus Wang eschews the playboy lifestyle of his paternal grandfather by attending law school, staying true to a boring, live-in girlfriend, and accepting a summer associate position at prestigious law firm Krueller Pitts.Can Rufus ‘man up’ and embrace something within that he’s spent his whole life struggling to avoid or will he end up hopeless and homeless?
Luscious Melchus Medley
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 46,380. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Horror » General
What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time. Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us! LUSCIOUS MELCHUS MEDLEY includes all three volumes of the Luscious Melchus series: ENTER MEDUSA, FANCY ANANSI?, and PICTURE SHOW WENDIGO.
Luscious Melchus 3
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 21,260. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors, even Adam Sandler would walk off in protest. Although it's not apropos, how else could Melchus romance a Wendigo from a picture show?
Luscious Melchus 2
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 13,420. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Horror » General
WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first LUSCIOUS MELCHUS book before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you. Melchus barely survived his last date with a mythic she-beast. Now he must woo a trickster with no shame in their game and a secret literally kept under wraps.
Luscious Melchus: Enter Medusa
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 12,000. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy his god-like powers of lusciousness. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her client? A mythological she-beast. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us!
Chumped Collection
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 40,510. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Every hour, you get a bag. In the bag, you find a job you gotta do and the tools you need to do it. You don't do the job? You die. You snitch? You die. You get locked up? You die. Capisce?" What did Percy Winkler do to deserve this? He graduated from law school. Percy wants to be a lawyer. He just needs to pass the bar exam. Neither his bullying boss nor his extortionist mama will give him
Chumped Vol. 3 (Cease to Persist)
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 20,830. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Exasperated by Percy Winkler’s inability to pass the bar exam, best friend Rufus Wang enlists him in a crash study course run by criminals. Percy is kidnapped and partnered with other dimwits who are forced to learn the law by breaking it. This is Percy's last chance to realize his dream for legal gloriousness. Should he fail this final time, he must CEASE TO PERSIST.
Chumped Vol. 2 (Beating in Progress)
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 15,320. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler accepts his friend's cockamamie scheme: fake an injury which requires a face mask and let a masked body double take his place at work. If he fails to trick boss Dick Bacon, Percy will lose his job and will receive a lifetime ban from practicing law. Unfortunately for Percy, the body double is a bruising goon who seeks and wreaks havoc on his law firm.
Chumped Vol. 1
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?
The Things I Prefer To Be Forgotten
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 53,470. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
The Things I Prefer to Be Forgotten is an intimate and humorous portrait of two promising young men's struggle to find their place in an unpredictable world. As it reaches its conclusion, readers will be compelled to contemplate anew why the seemingly invincible fall from grace when they appear to have it all.
Tonto Canto Pocahontas
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 45,600. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of the fry bread pan, into the fire! Native American law student Crispy Calusa had big dreams when he left home for the Big Apple, but it's a whole different world off the Rez. Crispy's tribal elders put the "ow" in "powwow" and they’ve ordered him to get engaged to an indigenous woman in thirty days or be kicked out of the tribe.

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