Alexander Hope


I’m an old man who is ever so astonished by the human brain. In my long life I have owned many businesses; from a potato farm, a pumice mine, and a gold mine; to a casino, an insurance company, and a bank. I knew very little about the products of these many companies, with the exception of an acting school, but I was smart enough to hire brilliant people to make my ownership delightful.

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The Glass Heart
Price: Free! Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
The beautiful teen star of WB's most popular TV show has thirty days to live.
Sandra A True Story
Price: Free! Words: 70,040. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
In the first years of her life, four-year old Sandra has endured TB, the death of her mother, and the abandonment of her father. It is 1938 and Hitler runs Sandra's homeland and much of the homeland of Germany's neighbors.
Black Jack EZ Count
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 18,740. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Gambling
EZ Count will help you get Old Lady Luck to smile down on you. It will teach you how to count cards. EZ Count will help you use logic in your choice of standing or hitting or using any of the many other Black Jack options. EZ Count will help you use the casinos as your very own twenty-four hour seven day a week bank.
Muscle Memory
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 14,460. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Confidence and self-esteem
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
While seated, use these fourteen Muscle Memory exercises to tone your muscles and reboot your brain.
Final Solution 7
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The year was 2202. Kroboski stretched his arm back. A steel hook reflected the dwindling but scorching copper sun. Kroboski snapped the hook forward. Three Long Darts spun along the surface of the hook and catapulted one-after-another toward a wooden barricade. Two of the four-inch shafts drove into the wood up to their hilts. The third dart caught an innocent Dart Boy to the left of his eye.
Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,150. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
J,J, Rotelli, the local butcher, and Duke Hogan, the local singing plumber help Nickel Nose Jones dig a tunnel, from his used car lot, under the Cedar Lake State Bank next door. The trio need the money to payoff two loan sharks for the money used to save the Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club. The club is in a huge barn on the outskirts of Cedar Lake; it is a chick magnet.
Winter Wheat
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 114,740. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
A megalomaniac comes of age during the Russian Revolution and through murder and mayhem and climatology and rustology and green bug infestation and maniacal worship of a skeleton witch, controls the wheat of the world.
Family Detective
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 52,090. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
A retired cop and his son, and daughter-in-law, moonlight, in their own detective agency. Tucker, the father, digs up the cases, while his son, Junior, works at the crime lab and his daughter-in-law works as an assistant DA. This case is about smuggling drugs from India in the form of tennis shoe soles
Dead Witches
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,300. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Three brothers: a Sheriff, a Butcher, and a pedophile Priest, control a small desert town infested with maniacal witches. Breathtaking Verna, the Butcher's wife, and Sheriff's lover, is slaughtered. Luke, the Butcher, is accused. John, the Sheriff, attempts to prove his brothers innocence and to discover who is filling the town, of Glenrock, with dead witches.
Don't Go Near The Pool
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,800. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Mavis O'Roak is excommunicated from Boston. She mistaken that her anthropologist husband was to busy to notice she was having a torrid affair with her trainer Iron Man Jackson. Charles murdered Jackson and then brought beautiful Mavis to the isolated hills of Point Dume, high above the rocky edge of Claymore Canyon, where their new mansion had few windows and something in the scum-covered pool.

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  • Desk Fatigue on Dec. 09, 2011

    Needs to edit some, but nice read.