Andre' Mwansa

Agent info

Born August 28 1997

Being an avid reader, I try to make full use of what I read(reading is a better teacher, you learn without you having to experience or anything) so I write for fun and creativity.

Smashwords Interview

What motivated you to start writing?
I started writing because I can and not because of talent or whatsoever. And because I've always wanted to be a part of something.
How do you plan your stories?
The truth is, it all happens differently. Sometimes I'll get bored, take my laptop, and tell myself that I'm going to write a story. Then I pick up a genre and Title, then start typing anything that pops into my mind. Or sometimes I'll be in the bathroom when an idea pops up, and I can only curse finding myself with no note book.
Sometimes I'll be at work when an idea pops up. I usually call on any of my co-workers, tell them the idea and then tell them to hold it for me till knock off time.
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Where to find Andre' Mwansa online

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Books

I Choose You
Price: Free! Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00)
Jakes parents thinks he is a potential gay for not having a girlfriend, hanging out with a gay friend and for watching gay porn. What can he do now to prove his parents wrong?
How I Met Your Mom
Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
(4.50)
Last time over dinner, it was " why do we believe in God, why am I a boy, why are my eyes blue and why we lived in Garden city?" This time over dinner it's "Dad, how did you meet mom?" A short funny read.
Being Friends With Margo
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.43)
What does it take for Gus to win over the heart of Margo his best friend who does nothing but talk about her relationships and heartbreaks?
Purpose
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 640. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Depression
(5.00)
Grey was a depressed child who like any other depressed person felt like life had no purpose and meaning. Until one day, when he was having his religious class, he asked his teacher what she thought about it........
The Woman In Red
Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.83)
Tom just moved in a new neighbourhood. Everything seems fine and all, untill he meets the woman in a red dress that hardly leaves the house......
Fetish
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00)
A pregnant woman is found dead, down the stairs by her husband. All evidence points out to her falling down the stairs, till the autopsy reveals a shocking thing that sends the detective on a hunt. ...... WARNING: It's a short story
My First And Last Time
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.50)
Marcus is a 20 year old virgin. He walks in a bar trying to wash out the memory of his last night weird dream with the booze, when he meets this weird yet funny hot lady. The two engage in a conversation, play games and dares each other, what could go wrong?.....
Bliss (choice & change)
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00)
"Without pain, you can't know joy" mom said to me when I was on the hospital bed......
Never Trust A Woman
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.17)
Marcus is in love with a waitress (or at least he thinks he is) of his local town restaurant. He gathers up some courage and walks up to her, but what he gets to know about her, doesn't only change his perspective on women but also his life (or does it stay the same?).......
Girl-Friend For Hire
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Screenplays » Comedy
(4.67)
Marcus parents are in town. His father wants to see his girlfriend and the so said wife to be. But What can he do if he doesn't have one? He decides on hiring one, what could go wrong?
Murder Pact
Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.67)
When a boy is reported missing by his mother and the police can't seem to track his whereabouts. Its only when a young boy walks in the police station claiming to be the missing boys friend, that's when the truth comes to light.
The Man With A Big Belly
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00)
A boy /man, who blames it on his parents for his having of nine meals a day, visit a nearby hospital where he is told something by the doctor that might change his whole life forever. ...
The Farmer , Cow and Bull
Price: Free! Words: 380. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50)
A farmer wakes up to milk his cow, when a Bull standing on its hoofs walks up to him claiming the cow is his wife and it is his job to protect her. Just a short comic book without pictures. ...
Exotic Dancer
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.80)
Marcus walks in a strip club looking for a date, only to meet an exotic dancer that puts him up on a deal. What could go wrong?
Church Girl
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.75)
Marcus has now had enough trying to find a date in clubs, bars, restaurants and malls. Now he wants to try the church, what could go wrong? .....
Will You Marry Me?
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Screenplays » Comedy
(4.67)
Adams girlfriend is pregnant, and the only thing she now wants from him is marriage, but Adam declines the offer, claiming he hates the devotion, crying and smell of diapers. She chases him out of her life and house. Now Adam has to make up his mind before he losses everything. ..
The Witness
Series: Dreams & Fate. Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00)
Every night, Aaron could stare through that neighbours bedroom window. Waiting, waiting for his favourite show, till he witnesses something that changes his whole life.....
Deadly Breakup
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Courtroom, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(5.00)
Zax has just broken up with his girlfriend, who happened to have fallen for a rich man. Only a couple of weeks later, she is found dead in a pool of blood. Now Zax has some questions to answer because all evidence at the scene points out to him as the main suspect. When interviewed he denies anything to do with her death, could he be telling the truth? Or is there a story behind the story?....
Haunted
Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75)
Michael just bought a car at a free price, oblivious that it is a haunted car that people speak of. Now it haunts him and his family. ......
The Dream
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Dreams
(4.50)
Martin shares a dream with his guru, only to discover there's some kind of a message and a lesson to learn from it......
Author Vs Character
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00)
A short story about what exactly would happen if the character stood up to the author.... Download and find out!
Mysterious Woman
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
(4.33)
Marcus finds himself a date online. The two plan on meeting and Marcus makes a shocking discovery......
When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00)
Dunce is a sex addict who blames it on his girlfriend. When his addiction makes him fail a job interview, he wants nothing but to see her dead, what could go wrong?
Two Minutes Guy
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
One night stands: women regret them, men regret not having more, and evolution is to blame (well, not with Marcus ). Marcus is about to have his first one night stand and it really means a lot to him, what could go wrong?
Dinner With My Girlfriend Parents
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.67)
Marcus goes at his girlfriend parents house to pick her up for a date, oblivious that her father and his has history(girl history ). He's now invited to join them for dinner, what could go wrong?
Knock! Knock! (A Message From The Grave)
Series: Dreams & Fate. Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
(5.00)
Perry keeps having weird, strange dreams, only to discover that it was trying to warn him from something or in this case , someone. ...
Room 332 ( For Addicts Only )
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.67)
Carl was a not to mention but download and read addict. He thinks his life is going the wrong way and he decides on attending self help meetings that takes place in room 332, but things turn deadly when a man makes a confession.
Kill The Problem
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00)
A man(wino) can't seem to solve his problems. What does he do? He finds someone to blame. We all know problems must be dealt with. But this guy thinks his family is the problem and to him they must die. But is the the family really the problem? Find out in this short story
Along Came Sally
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00)
Marcus just finished high school and decides on testing life sweet. What could go wrong?
Motive
Price: Free! Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
A woman distrusts her husband and hires a private investigator. She's only shocked to know that the woman her husband was cheating on her with is her sister, but confronting and asking him for a divorce only sends her to her grave. She's found stabbed and dead in her kitchen, body in a pool of blood. When her husband is interviewed, he denies having anything to do with the homicide. Is he.....
Motive
Price: Free! Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
A woman distrusts her husband and hires a private investigator. She's only shocked to know that the woman her husband was cheating on her with is her sister, but confronting and asking him for a divorce only sends her to her grave. She's found stabbed and dead in her kitchen, body in a pool of blood. When her husband is interviewed, he denies having anything to do with the homicide. Is he telling?
The Author and Reader
Price: Free! Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00)
The author and his favorite reader fall in love in this short story,.... or should I say at least one of them is. The two plan on meeting but it turns into a deadly plot for one of them. Find out in this short story.
Homicide Hotel (In Memory of Kathryn Martini Lissy)
Price: Free! Words: 5,410. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00)
When Cathrine Anderson is found dead by a maid in hotel room 504, detective Gustavo Black steps in. All evidence at the scene points out to rape and a drug deal gone bad but when her husband Mike Anderson is interviewed, he confesses something that sends the detective on a hunt. Find out in this short story of Homicide Hotel.
Betrayed
Price: Free! Words: 5,850. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.00)
When Bryan survives a shooting by an intruder inside his own home, detective Simon brown steps in and make a shocking discovery. Find out in this short story of Betrayed.

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Andre' Mwansa's favorite authors on Smashwords

Evelyn Weiss
Latest book: Murder on the Titanic. Published August 18, 2017. (5.00 from 2 reviews)
J. M. Davis
Latest book: The Last Violin. Published March 30, 2017. (5.00 from 4 reviews)
James Hold
Latest book: No Milk Today. Published October 15, 2017. (4.83 from 6 reviews)
Jonathan Antony Strickland
Latest book: The Bloody History Of The Su'Varock Mines. Published October 21, 2017. (4.00 from 1 review)
Malcolm Torres
Latest book: The Pirate, Part I: The Traitor. Published March 18, 2017. (4.77 from 22 reviews)
Mark Dryden
Latest book: False Witness. Published July 15, 2017. (5.00 from 3 reviews)
Mike White
Latest book: Newcomer: Chapter 10. Published September 25, 2017. (4.00 from 4 reviews)
N. K. Aning
Latest book: The Encounter. Published November 8, 2017.
Nathan Allen
Latest book: Hollywood Hack Job. Published August 23, 2017. (5.00 from 2 reviews)
Rosa Gray
Latest book: The Price of Magic. Published May 19, 2017.

Smashwords book reviews by Andre' Mwansa

  • Torn Silk on Oct. 02, 2016

    Really nice book, had to read it to the very last. You don't know who the culprit is or how the book is ending and that's what keeps it going. A few errors but still stands.
  • The Pipes, the Pipes! on Oct. 06, 2016

    Only a few words for this one. Great humor, great work
  • Alien Virus on Oct. 06, 2016

    Salt seriously. Lol
  • Bucket & Broom Tie the Knot on Oct. 07, 2016

    None stop humour in this one. Its a must read. I recommend anyone who likes comedy, romantic comedy, adventure to download and read this book, its amazing.
  • My Idea For An Ideal Heaven on Oct. 07, 2016

    Funny read, recommend you to download this one
  • So You Want To Be A Rock'n'Roll Star on Nov. 03, 2016

    I knew from the title this was going to be a great read
  • Serves You Right To Suffer on Nov. 03, 2016

    Liked the plot
  • The Heart of the Matter on Nov. 03, 2016

    Nice. He died with a lesson tough for him.....
  • The Weaver's Tale on Nov. 09, 2016

    Its...........indescribable. Only the ending disappointed me because I didn't want Arachne to be defeated. That's cheating!
  • Wade in the Water on Nov. 09, 2016

    Amazing. You just can't get enough of this guy. Ed rifled through some papers. "Here's a complaint from the university athletic department. It says someone drilled a hole in the wall to the girl's showers!" "Really?" Detective Bureau rose from his chair and headed for the door. "I guess I better look into it". Really loved the book, very funny. WOWZA!
  • When Hillary Met Donald. on Nov. 14, 2016

    Okay, its a humorous book. Really funny. But I'll give it four stars because of some errors with english, formating and cover.
  • When a Man Loves a Woman on Nov. 14, 2016

    I totally agree with diego, nice story, nice ending. I have been looking for your book (incident set in stone) to review it, only that I can't find it but I have to say it's amazing, magnificent, striking, awesome and indescribable. Really great work.
  • I'm a Girl Watcher on Dec. 01, 2016

    Amazing! This guys books are anti-gravity, can't put it down once you start reading. Very funny.....
  • Hero Wanted on Dec. 05, 2016

    Awesome fantasy book I have ever reader. Very nice, very funny! It's like watching a movie. Highly recommend
  • The Leaky Faucet on Dec. 08, 2016

    Liked the creativity in this one. Wanted to count how many DRIPS were there but thought better of it (Curiosity killed a cat but not of many colours)
  • Ralph & Seiko on Dec. 26, 2016

    WOW , this book is amazing. It's really a teach. Really loved it, to me I learned about being nice, loving, and how us as humans is very important to take care of the things we have been given by God.(So off I go to be a vegetarian and say hello to PIGS)
  • Bianca on Dec. 26, 2016

    First time as well reading an Egypt writer and I really enjoyed this book. Even learnt a few things about life, especially in the first few chapters...things like how frigile is and how we find ourselves in circumstances we didn't even plan for or anticipated. It a good read, well done! although they happened to appear to many flash backs..but I guess that's just a matter of the reader to understand....
  • The Old Man in the Hospital on Dec. 26, 2016

    Only a few words: I highly recommend this book especially to drunkards.....
  • Muh Na Muh Na on Jan. 11, 2017

    A really great funny story from a great author. I loved everything about it. .........
  • A Question of Temperature on Jan. 11, 2017

    Quiet a horror indeed. A lot to learn as well from this book.
  • Cohabitation on Jan. 19, 2017

    A really funny good story about a non - married couple living together . loved it!
  • All the World's a Sage on Jan. 19, 2017

    I always go for this author, when I want to read about something funny. He never disappoints. Really great work!
  • Busted. on Jan. 20, 2017

    Although it wasn't so very funny., I have to say that I smiled at the last word....
  • The Pope Is Coming on Jan. 20, 2017

    Really nice. very funny ending. ...
  • Let It All Hang Out on Jan. 21, 2017

    It didn't all start out funny but I have to say the story was good and promising. Reaching the middle I got my reward..and not to forget the ending.. .LOVED IT AND WELL DONE! what a great writer. ...
  • See You Later Alligator on Jan. 27, 2017

    Can't lie , it's like everyone is saying. The author is really playing this character so well. I laughed out loud to almost every word in this book. Well done!
  • Newcomer: Chapter 5 on Jan. 27, 2017

    I really enjoyed this book. I didn't know this series will lead me to something so awesome. I also noticed that the author added some interesting humor in this chapter. Looking forward to the next Chapter......
  • Deathless on Jan. 29, 2017

    What an albatross indeed. although the author does only think of it as Sci - Fi I really think it's supernatural as well. It's short but satisfying, well done!
  • Bucket & Broom in China on Jan. 30, 2017

    Read this book, last year and enjoyed it as..... just first sentence made me laugh. loved everything about it. Great work!
  • Polk Salad Annie on Feb. 02, 2017

    liked this funny line: " given the way he hazed and tortured those gators over the years. And I told myself I'd defend them pro bono if it ever came down to a hearing" I also like the horror that Backwater Gary was able to trigger in me. Well written and nicely told.
  • A Nickel For Your Thoughts on Feb. 02, 2017

    I love reading, and it's authors like James Hold that makes it worth. Tell you what? This book was a knuckle for my thoughts. well done!!!
  • If on Feb. 06, 2017

    A very funny great story.
  • Zora on Feb. 06, 2017

    liked the story but I think there has got to be more to it......
  • Dear Reader on Feb. 06, 2017

    liked it despite it being short. ...
  • Buck Stardust vs Dracula on Feb. 10, 2017

    loved everything about this one.
  • The Supreme Torture on Feb. 10, 2017

    The title says it all. I could feel for him. ....well written
  • Osage Can You See on Feb. 10, 2017

    perfectly told with the lesson of how everything and everyone is of purpose. ....
  • Radio Flyer on Feb. 10, 2017

    Guess he did fly for sure. ....
  • The Pennsylvania Pickle on Feb. 13, 2017

    Finely well written. ...well done!
  • Incidental Contact on Feb. 16, 2017

    Finished the book and here to revise my review. The 5 stars remains constant. The first 1 was good, the second one very good, the third one, wow! , wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! My best of best still remain Incident set in stone. And the last one is indescribable! I loved the way you had put your niece Darlyn as one of the characters. I get it she loves Simon Says. .. The book is amazing, adverious, full of myster for Mr. Oryan to solve and full of comedy and jokes to laugh about. .....Can not recommend enough....
  • Can't Buy a Thrill on Feb. 17, 2017

    So nice, very nice and so true
  • Time Leap on Feb. 17, 2017
    (no rating)
    Really loved this SCI - FI ADVENTURE book. its like you have been given both power and chance to change the world, and the first thing you do is trying to recover everything the world had lost. That's when you start looking out for yourself. Time Leap! intelligently written. ...
  • Time Leap on Feb. 17, 2017

    Really loved this SCI - FI ADVENTURE book. its like you have been given both power and chance to change the world, and the first thing you do is trying to recover everything the world had lost. That's when you start looking out for yourself. Time Leap! intelligently written. ...
  • Val's Heart on Feb. 17, 2017

    Really liked this phrase " everyone possesses passion "
  • Abducted on Feb. 18, 2017

    loved it....
  • Yellow... Bird? on Feb. 19, 2017

    "and I wud really give this one a 5" Andre' threw in. In ur face Maya!
  • Funeral For A Friend on Feb. 19, 2017

    "I'm really getting to it" finishing Starbucks books and be on update I mean....
  • Buck Stardust's Not-So Great Adventure on Feb. 19, 2017

    At least I now know how G-low came to be...
  • Strangers Inside the Room on Feb. 19, 2017

    Really nice
  • It's The End Of The Universe As We Know It [And I Feel Scared] on Feb. 23, 2017

    Wonderful, really great humor.....
  • Rudy's Rock on Feb. 23, 2017

    very amusing...
  • Bakora, the Tree-Headed Monster on Feb. 25, 2017

    couldn't just stop laughing in this one....
  • The Legacy of Mr. Spectacles: A Shady Hollow Short Story on Feb. 27, 2017

    looks like she did become the cat lady....
  • Seriously Stupid Criminals on Feb. 28, 2017

    saw this one in James Hold review list. loved it. So Funny. Shows how stupid some thieves can be.....well most of them.
  • Will You Sing Fredric? on Feb. 28, 2017

    really nice. enjoyed the story.....
  • The Towering Inferno Versus The Mighty Quinn on March 02, 2017

    loved the characters and the horror. very intriguing.....
  • A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men on March 02, 2017

    Amazing.....I really loughed out loud. Very good, it is as it is said "a comedy" Loved everything about it....and I highly still recommend!
  • On The Beach on March 03, 2017

    A touching, captivating, well written story. loved it....
  • The Empty Man on March 03, 2017

    so funny, muchly loved the ending. ......
  • The Boy With No Heart on March 04, 2017

    the story is good but I didn't just get the message.
  • Will It Go Round In Circles on March 04, 2017

    laughed at this: "Pagan idols don't wear skirts," was Christina's exasperated reply. Mother sighed. "If you bend over like that, you won't need one either." really great ready....Not so sure what was wrong with her. Hallucinations maybe.
  • The Celestial Op on March 04, 2017

    great quote "suppose every author's got something he should think twice about publishing."
  • The Defense Rests on March 07, 2017

    "You got it," the cat promised, after which the mouse completed his magic words, and, saying it was magic powder, threw dirt in the cat's face. By the time the cat cleaned itself, the mouse was long gone. very funny,so great. Don't people see this guys works... highly recommend. ....
  • The Rooster King and His Sun on March 09, 2017

    well written. ...showing how everything is of important. ..
  • GITT: Weather on March 20, 2017

    so funny. loved it.
  • Amy, A Bull on March 22, 2017

    But then, above the wind, the thunder, and the rain, Amy heard a soft meow. And, looking down, he saw his playmate from long ago: a poor, rain-soaked mother cat with three kittens huddled at her feet. And from somewhere in the deep dark recesses of his hardened heart Amy remembered those early days when he and the cat romped together playing tag. "Even you," he told her. "Even you, my only friend, abandoned me to loneliness." And it was only because of the raindrops falling on his face that he was able to disguise his tears. "I am sorry," the mother cat apologized. "I did not mean to hurt you. It is just that I grew up quicker than you, and I had to do grown-up things. But won't you, please, for the sake of a friendship that once was, allow my poor kittens to share your hill? They are small and innocent and had nothing to do with the pain I caused you." A very well written story teaching about forgiveness and friendship. Not to forget humour, really funny.
  • Esther on March 22, 2017

    very nice. what attracted me was the title, since it all turned out I couldn't read the language in the description. I woke early in the morning and want I wanted was a fast, nice, awesome read and this book granted me that. more like a science fiction of some sort but with a very surprising end.
  • Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon on March 25, 2017

    This was a really funny story. a bit long for sure but entertaining. It a came out a bit like my new short story (Author vs Character), but I think this one was more funnier. Well done.
  • I Wonder What She's Doing Tonight on March 26, 2017

    First we shut down all power on the planet: nuclear, electrical, chemical…" "You can do that?" "Of course we can. We're aliens, remember? After which we broadcast our demands for Earth's surrender." "Umm," Jo raised a hand, "if you switch off the power, how will anyone hear you?" I really laughed out loud to that one. A well written short story, full of surprising humour. Really a good read, with an enjoyable story that left me wanting more.
  • A Slightly More Civilized Game on April 03, 2017

    Very well written. Its funny with a surprising, wow, twisted end that leaves you mouth dropped. ..... great work
  • Fear Of Friday The Thirteenth on April 03, 2017

    Really good. Talks about the superstition of friday the 13th. Which really cant be trur yo me either. Great work.
  • The Most Dangerous Time on April 03, 2017

    a very good romantic comedy, finished it about a month and forgot to give it a rate. highly recommend to those who like romantic mixed thriller comedy
  • The Beast Of Renshaw on April 10, 2017

    A really well written story, just works right with your imagination. I loved everything about it. Just don't know what happened to the format....
  • The Last Violin on April 10, 2017

    Good mystery read, classical written. I have two books of this author, and he's well worth to be on my favourite list......
  • Murder And Mayham on April 10, 2017

    Real funny, loved it.....
  • Killin Machine on April 10, 2017

    Keep up for sure, it was a really great funny story. Killin Machine indeed. Well done!
  • The Range Trip on April 10, 2017

    A fun read with a wow surprising ending. Hallucinate. ...
  • What I Do Best on April 10, 2017

    Good. Sounded like it was a reality experience. Not bad at all....
  • Prom Friday on April 12, 2017

    Really great read, great story. .....very funny, well written.
  • The Cowering Inferno on April 15, 2017

    I had to re-read this book, and I can say: I surely made an err with my previous review. Climbed on a band-wagon of the other reviewers. This was a funny book, a comic to be precise without pictures, it was smartly written and worth to get a five....WOWZA!
  • The Fine Print on May 02, 2017

    really enjoyed this one. especially the part where the guy gets in heaven... Great work.
  • Dead Man's Curve on May 02, 2017

    loved this part: What I did!" Dan shouted back. "If you hadn't grabbed my arm..." "We'd have upended the wagon and gone over the side is what we would’ve done." Jean crossed her arms huffily "Then where would we be?" "If we had gone over," Dan mumbled under his breath, "then at least one of us would be at peace." "What did you say?" What am I saying? I loved this story, it had everything with it. Greatly written and explained. Muchly loved the ending.
  • The Bronze Man's Secret on May 03, 2017

    Wow! the title fits perfectly. I really enjoyed this one. It is well written, just goes with your imagination. I muchly liked the humour. Great work.
  • Wipe Out on May 04, 2017

    Woooooow.....I think, this is one of the very best in this series. I appreciate your works Mr. Hold.
  • Displacement on May 06, 2017

    A nice little poem, about life. Where you come from, the memories that little thing have of you. I'm already beginning to like this series. Keep bringing Mr. Hold.
  • The Outcall on May 06, 2017

    Such a great piece of writing. I promised myself not to read this weekend and call in sick, but hell! this is nice.
  • Walk Don't Run on May 06, 2017

    A very sentimental story about forbidden love. A girl being withheld from what she wants, still she steps up and learn to run. The writing is good, the characters seem real and it all makes up a perfect tale.
  • The Monster Mash on May 06, 2017

    Excellent. I'm sure the scientist and his man had to turn into sand(wonder what they can do with that? Probably save manure). Only it contains salt, what a einöde.
  • Point Panic on May 08, 2017

    I thought of this line funny :" And although the terrified animal fled far away from civilized areas, El Muerto could still be spotted occasionally, searching for his missing head, or a substitute, so he could rest in peace" This book is just what I needed, a great read. Highly recommend......
  • A Weight Off My Chest on May 08, 2017

    it's usually the weight off my shoulders, so I was wondering what the title meant. Only to know it was talking about real love. Very emotional, well done.
  • Psycho Killer on May 10, 2017

    Great funny ending....
  • My Mother's Hands on May 10, 2017

    " Those hands that cut off a million crusts for tiny teeth, that changed a thousand nappies, that picked flowers for my room, that baked cakes, made dresses, brushed hair. Those hands are love." A very well structured, yet touching,intriguing, phenomenon short story....
  • Sunshine Goddess Mama on May 10, 2017

    I'm liking this new series, its so deep.
  • Alien Optimism, a Little Bigotry and Wonder on May 11, 2017

    What a great read. "Dagmondhfhjenb Ifdfdxfcffg Fefesfdsgdsh" even I ,couldn't pronounce those words .
  • Eternal Foreign Vampire Mama on May 12, 2017

    All I can say is WoW. Great stuff.
  • Cosmic Hitchhiker Mama on May 12, 2017

    A great one, its like indirectly being told 'you can never be another person' as well as one way of saying 'never forget where you come from" As well as another way of saying 'things around you can never change if you don't change yourself' All positivity in this one. Loved it.
  • Stone Cottage. Wagtail Lane on May 14, 2017

    This was really a good read. Enjoyed it.
  • Rocky's Tail on May 15, 2017

    " From now on, I will trust my own instincts and not allow myself to be led astray by anyone." I really loved this line. I might be not of age for this, but I do read anyway and I have to say that this is an excellent read for both kids and adults.
  • The Z Gas on May 15, 2017

    A nice short story in a SCI-FI kind of way.
  • Good Vibrations on May 18, 2017

    Dear Abby," Christina joked to her reflection in the mirror upon completing her shower. "What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes? Answer: it means that you are......" that was a big joke. I've been looking forward to when the author will release a new book in this series, and I was glad to pick on this one. It is the longest one in this series but I'm glad the author was able to fit in every detail needed in this book. It starts out funny and great , and ends funny and great. I highly recommend both this author and the book. .....
  • Another Saturday Night on May 18, 2017

    liked this line: "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute" just another great tale in this series.
  • 44 Acorn Grove and Other Stories on May 25, 2017

    Enjoyed this short collection of stories. Where is this author? I need more from him.
  • Fly By Night on May 28, 2017

    I enjoyed this one. An excellent read, the very best in this series, with good comedy and jokes. I really hope this book will be put on screen in the future. Wonderfully done. Tough luck Mr.Fax gets to be the treasure.
  • The Final Fate of Mary Ford - A Short Ghost Story on June 03, 2017

    Very good piece of writing. With the right show of emotions that almost got me crying. Good story, great ending. ....
  • How Green Was My Lovely Big Sleep on June 14, 2017

    Great story, funny synopsis.
  • I Want To Be A Genius on June 18, 2017

    Liked it....
  • What Will Annoy Me About You If We Wed? on June 18, 2017

    A bit of funny conversation. ...
  • An Unexpected Visitor on June 18, 2017

    Strange, but I kinda of liked it.....
  • Life's Little Melodies on June 19, 2017

    A good story about friendship and life. Which I would have given five stars, if the soul bonds were between a man and a woman.
  • Bear with Blunders on June 22, 2017

    Good story on how to deal with mistakes. Loved it.
  • Better on July 03, 2017

    "Excellence is a continuous journey that never ends" but as they say again "genius has limits"
  • Stairway to Heaven on July 11, 2017

    A great story. Loved this line "The foreground depicted a group of near-naked nymphs dancing in a circle while a grinning satyr looked on" A triumph really.
  • Highway to Hell on July 20, 2017

    A sequel to Stairway To Heaven. This was an interesting read. I couldn't guess the story turning into anything like this. Well explained, well written.
  • False Witness on July 22, 2017

    I love reading this guyz books. And this time it has nothing to do with a murder, only an O-nus (burden of proof) that sees a maybe innocent man sent in gaol. Haven't finished it yet...and will surely come back to revise my review after I finish.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 7 on July 26, 2017

    Nice read and interesting, liked the part about the moving house, just have to read the next chapter. ....
  • The Corpse on July 26, 2017

    Not overly good or bad, just something of the mind really. A bit funny I guess. ....
  • The Guest on July 27, 2017

    This was a really nice, well written ghost story. Enjoyed it.
  • At the Crossroads on July 30, 2017

    One good preternatural tale. Had to give it that much attention. This is what I got: Becky did die when she made that wrong turn to the lonely, dark road. But even then, as a dead spirit ( ghost) she still seeks answers. So in her ghost spirit she visit this old librarian woman, who maybe have psychic powers. She finds the answers she was seeking, that she was the whole planner and do of the horny professors death (revenge & justice), Now she asks forgiveness. After that, her soul comes to rest, and her body remains are saved for that time when the body will be reunited. It was short. But if you read it carefully, you'll understand and appreciate the story as much as I did.
  • Life Worth Living: What Does It Mean to Truly Live? on Aug. 11, 2017

    " Life isn't living in the moment, it's making moments worth living.” I do agree with that quote but I think it would have been more meaningful if it was "life isn't just living in the moment, it's making moments worth living" truly each one of us should know that we're living in tomorrow's good old days, thus the question "how would you like to be remembered" No spoiler, well explained, Zechariah does make it clear that a life worth living is that which is lived for others.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 8 on Aug. 19, 2017

    Quite interesting. ..
  • Handy Man on Aug. 20, 2017

    This was a really nice read, short but surely deserves a five star. A man is about to jump off a building to suicide himself, when a seemingly no hero guy wokes in, and somehow, none internationally makes the man postpone his suicide plan. Very funny...
  • Marked on Aug. 20, 2017

    Good story. Somehow came out like a sci-fi
  • Wake Up on Aug. 20, 2017

    déjà vu
  • Hollywood Hack Job on Aug. 25, 2017

    Although I haven't like finished reading :Part Three: The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer. I just wanted to say that 'in its every aspect, this book is a triumph'
  • Nonsense and No Sense on Aug. 25, 2017

    I've read this guy other books but this, this one wasn't so much great, to me anyway.
  • Abstract Friends on Aug. 26, 2017

    This started out like a complicated horror movie but quite unfolds in the end. A good read, only the editting wasn't up to scratch.
  • Desert Cats. on Sep. 07, 2017

    Good story, surprisingly beautiful.
  • Maybe Baby on Sep. 08, 2017

    This is a very interesting story, funny as well. Couldn't at first get to tell who was telling the truth, whether Holly was really pregnant for Buddy or whether Buddy made up the story about the vasectomy as an excuse, but then he wouldn't have gone far as to kill her if it wasn't the truth, guess Holly made all that up because Buddy was like well off and financially balanced.
  • The Case Of The Safe on Sep. 08, 2017

    Bit of a fun read. Liked it.
  • The Girl Can't Help It on Sep. 13, 2017

    Loved this sentence: Earlier that day someone commented how spring showers make everything come up out of the ground. "I'm sure the guys at a cemetery will be thrilled," he had responded. Spoiler: I kinda of feel the story didn't end, more because it has a sad ending, but what can I say it was a great read, I'm sure the moster was finally defeated, so entertaining.
  • Love Formula on Sep. 22, 2017

    Good story, right show of emotions and ending
  • 17+ on Sep. 22, 2017

    Interesting tale. scary, short and satisfying
  • Fictional Pain on Sep. 25, 2017

    Let me admit: I like your writing, this was a great read. Found it funny as well. The style was one unique thing. Pain always demands to be felt. It doesn't matter/choose who or where, we all experience pain (cliché: what doesn't kill you, make you stronger)
  • Victim To Hero on Sep. 25, 2017

    Victim to hero for sure, seemed both real and fiction.
  • Our Final Trip on Sep. 25, 2017

    Strange, so strange and good for a mystery.
  • Hanging Onto Hope on Sep. 29, 2017

    Wow, this was one scary excellent read.
  • A Light in the Mist on Sep. 29, 2017

    Now this one really needs attention, HIM. Truly that's one big question. ....
  • It's All Over Now on Sep. 29, 2017

    I'm giving this book five stars, because it meets the name HORROR.
  • Shakin' All Over on Oct. 08, 2017

    Dis-ah Dora Piaza come-ah you from Stanley Ku Brick-ah Cump-nee where da latest inna series of build-in collapses jus-tah-cur." "I say," a bewildered onlooker shook his head. "I can't understand a thing she's saying." This is not the best in the series but it's sure as fun and great as the rest of them.
  • Free Bird on Oct. 09, 2017

    Another great piece from Mr. Holds. Its start out funny and ends funny. Appreciated the villain, it was like watching a good show on TV.
  • The Cowboy's Wish on Oct. 09, 2017

    Now this was one crazy story...
  • Late One Night on Oct. 10, 2017

    Nice turn of things, but just like the other reviews, IT WAS RUSHED.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 10 on Oct. 11, 2017

    Heading somewhere
  • Hard Monkey on Oct. 11, 2017

    This is a good story, only didn't get much of it because of the way it was written. Four stars.
  • Murder on the Titanic on Oct. 11, 2017

    Profoundly moving.
  • Driving to the Death on Oct. 12, 2017

    Liked this line "Positive is a gorgeous word makes you feel optimistic, hopeful and promising. Unless it shows on your medical examination report" Lao Wang is an illegal, non licenced 30 year old driver, he's kinda bad, but not very bad, only overcharges his clients and can't seem to take responsibility for his life. He is single and his loving, caring mom sets him up on an online date, only they need Lao Wang health status (funny thing). Lao visit a hospital and is found cancer positive (sad). Lao Wang realizes he hasn't been a good person and commit suicide. A few minutes after his death, the confirmed medical results are out and its only benign cancer. Good story, I always find Chinese people funny.
  • The Horse of the Seven Fables on Oct. 14, 2017

    Great story, goes to show how its so important to appreciate what you have and how only a few appreciate what they current have.
  • No Milk Today on Oct. 16, 2017

    My God, this was an excellent read, held my attention to the very last. Funny words coming from a cow: Retiring to the shade of a weeping willow, Akkadia sat with eyes closed, chanting, "Om... Om..." Only to have a Jersey cow walk up and say, "You're doing it backward." And the creative one: "Wait! Don't you think it unfair for a superhero to use exceptional powers against a mere mortal? Put aside your magic and fight mano a mano. I warn you tho, I'm an expert in the art of cowrate." "Cow rate?" "Cow-rah-tee." Like I always say, Mr Holds works never let you down, number one fan really, maybe second from Ms Michelle, but still number one. Readers! Check out the authors other works, they are exceptional.
  • Unique on Oct. 18, 2017

    He didn’t die but arrived intact on the bank of the river. As he lay there saturated, looking up at the bridge, he wondered what other choices were left to him now that the suicide club was excluded. There really is no club you can belong to when you’re Clark Kent… As the saying goes "the meaning of life consist in the fact that it makes nonsense to say that life has no meaning"
  • Fool That I Am... on Oct. 18, 2017

    Good story, reads like a horror to me.
  • The Best Way To Not Give Up on Oct. 22, 2017

    So uplifting.
  • The Last Park on Oct. 29, 2017

    This was a well written story, only I couldn't get the message.
  • The First Hunt on Oct. 30, 2017

    "We both shared going up from boys to men, " There's an error in that line, thought I should let you know. Anyway good story. "People should be remembered how they lived and not how they died"
  • Pinky the Polka-Dotted Pig on Oct. 30, 2017

    WOW!!!!! "Pinky," the fairy god-pig spoke gently. "Your polka-dots weren't just 'part' of you. They were 'you'. They were what made you — 'you'. And without them — well, you're just 'not'." A very well written story about self love, not fitting, being different, friendship and acceptance.
  • The Feast Of The Dead on Nov. 22, 2017

    At first I thought Thana was having one of those déjà vu days, then I was surprised by a turn of events, which was good really because I wasn't expecting any of that. Apart from the format, the book reads quite simple, nice and entertaining. The very best actually I've ever read by this author.