Andre' Mwansa

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Born August 28 1997

Being an avid reader, I try to make full use of what I read(reading is a better teacher, you learn without you having to experience or anything) so I write for fun and creativity.

Where to find Andre' Mwansa online

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Self-Help & Positivity
Lets be a part of that change. ......

The Dream

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I'm A Virgin
A short series, that follows through a man struggling to find a date and lose his virginity.

Along Came Sally

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Two Minutes Guy

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Mysterious Woman

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Church Girl

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Dreams & Fate
suppose our destiny changes with every choice we make.....

The Witness

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Missing You (Text Me)
Price: Free! Words: 5,160. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does it mean to love someone? What does it take? Would you be willing to go on loving that someone if it means costing you pain and longing? Well, meet Hellene and Kayombo in this epic, lighthearted, funny short story about what it means to really love someone.
The Dangerous Deed
Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Nonfiction » Psychology » Depression
(5.00 from 1 review)
"If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree." "Go ahead," she said. "pain is temporary."
The Missing Penises
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Horror » Crime
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
I have a penis in my purse. And no, it's not a sex toy. This is a real penis we are talking about, except it doesn't have balls or anything, but nonetheless, it's an actual penis. Did I chop someone's penis off? No. From whom is it then? I don't know. How did it end up with me? I found it in my mailbox.
The Outcast (Dork vs Geek )
Price: Free! Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Two people. Same school. Totally living different lives. Both single. Both outcast. One hates her father for running away with a stripper and has anxiety issues while the other hates his father for re-marrying too soon after his mom died. The two meet at a party and their whole perspective of life changes.
The Past Always Catches Up To You
Price: Free! Words: 5,160. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Daniel is found dead hanging from a tree in the woods, Catherine is found dead lying on the railway tracks. Gladys tries to unravel the mystery but ends up missing. Franklin is found dead in his house with a knife protruding from his...well, you know, ...ass. Who's behind the killing? New upload: 16 July 2018
Smells Like Wrong
Price: Free! Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 7 reviews)
A group of high school teenagers visit an old house and learn something about spirits. NEW UPLOAD:16-02-18
Flirting With Death
Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
What happened to Kat? Kat was having fun with her friend one night at the bar. She left the bar with a strange man and since then her friends and family have never heard from her. Download and find out what happened to Kat.
You're Better Off Dead
Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
A young female adult is found hanging naked and dead in her bathroom. Everything at the crime scene points out to suicide but when her father is interviewed, he dinies calling it a suicide and says that his daughter was murdered, could he be right?
I Choose You
Price: Free! Words: 2,790. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jakes parents thinks he is a potential gay for not having a girlfriend, hanging out with a gay friend and for watching gay porn. What can he do now to prove his parents wrong?
How I Met Your Mom
Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Last time over dinner, it was " why do we believe in God, why am I a boy, why are my eyes blue and why we lived in Garden city?" This time over dinner it's "Dad, how did you meet mom?" A short funny read.
Being Friends With Margo
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
What does it take for Gus to win over the heart of Margo his best friend who does nothing but talk about her relationships and heartbreaks?
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 640. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Depression
(5.00 from 1 review)
Grey was a depressed child who like any other depressed person felt like life had no purpose and meaning. Until one day, when he was having his religious class, he asked his teacher what she thought about it........
The Woman In Red
Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
Tom just moved in a new neighbourhood. Everything seems fine and all, untill he meets the woman in a red dress that hardly leaves the house......
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 1 review)
A pregnant woman is found dead, down the stairs by her husband. All evidence points out to her falling down the stairs, till the autopsy reveals a shocking thing that sends the detective on a hunt. ...... WARNING: It's a short story
My First And Last Time
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
Marcus is a 20 year old virgin. He walks in a bar trying to wash out the memory of his last night weird dream with the booze, when he meets this weird yet funny hot lady. The two engage in a conversation, play games and dares each other, what could go wrong?.....
Bliss (choice & change)
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 1,910. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"Without pain, you can't know joy" mom said to me when I was on the hospital bed......
Never Trust A Woman
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Marcus is in love with a waitress (or at least he thinks he is) of his local town restaurant. He gathers up some courage and walks up to her, but what he gets to know about her, doesn't only change his perspective on women but also his life (or does it stay the same?).......
Girl-Friend For Hire
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Screenplays » Comedy
(4.67 from 6 reviews)
Marcus parents are in town. His father wants to see his girlfriend and the so said wife to be. But What can he do if he doesn't have one? He decides on hiring one, what could go wrong?
Murder Pact
Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
When a boy is reported missing by his mother and the police can't seem to track his whereabouts. Its only when a young boy walks in the police station claiming to be the missing boys friend, that's when the truth comes to light.
The Man With A Big Belly
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A boy /man, who blames it on his parents for his having of nine meals a day, visit a nearby hospital where he is told something by the doctor that might change his whole life forever. ...
The Farmer , Cow and Bull
Price: Free! Words: 380. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
A farmer wakes up to milk his cow, when a Bull standing on its hoofs walks up to him claiming the cow is his wife and it is his job to protect her. Just a short comic book without pictures. ...
Exotic Dancer
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Marcus walks in a strip club looking for a date, only to meet an exotic dancer that puts him up on a deal. What could go wrong?
Church Girl
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Marcus has now had enough trying to find a date in clubs, bars, restaurants and malls. Now he wants to try the church, what could go wrong? .....
Will You Marry Me?
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Screenplays » Comedy
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Adams girlfriend is pregnant, and the only thing she now wants from him is marriage, but Adam declines the offer, claiming he hates the devotion, crying and smell of diapers. She chases him out of her life and house. Now Adam has to make up his mind before he losses everything. ..
The Witness
Series: Dreams & Fate. Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 1 review)
Every night, Aaron could stare through that neighbours bedroom window. Waiting, waiting for his favourite show, till he witnesses something that changes his whole life.....
Deadly Breakup
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Courtroom, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Zax has just broken up with his girlfriend, who happened to have fallen for a rich man. Only a couple of weeks later, she is found dead in a pool of blood. Now Zax has some questions to answer because all evidence at the scene points out to him as the main suspect. When interviewed he denies anything to do with her death, could he be telling the truth? Or is there a story behind the story?....
Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Michael just bought a car at a free price, oblivious that it is a haunted car that people speak of. Now it haunts him and his family. ......
The Dream
Series: Self-Help & Positivity. Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Dreams
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Martin shares a dream with his guru, only to discover there's some kind of a message and a lesson to learn from it......
Author Vs Character
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story about what exactly would happen if the character stood up to the author.... Download and find out!
Mysterious Woman
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Marcus finds himself a date online. The two plan on meeting and Marcus makes a shocking discovery......
When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong
Price: Free! Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dunce is a sex addict who blames it on his girlfriend. When his addiction makes him fail a job interview, he wants nothing but to see her dead, what could go wrong?
Two Minutes Guy
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
One night stands: women regret them, men regret not having more, and evolution is to blame (well, not with Marcus ). Marcus is about to have his first one night stand and it really means a lot to him, what could go wrong?
Dinner With My Girlfriend Parents
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Marcus goes at his girlfriend parents house to pick her up for a date, oblivious that her father and his has history(girl history ). He's now invited to join them for dinner, what could go wrong?
Knock! Knock! (A Message From The Grave)
Series: Dreams & Fate. Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
(5.00 from 1 review)
Perry keeps having weird, strange dreams, only to discover that it was trying to warn him from something or in this case , someone. ...
Room 332 ( For Addicts Only )
Price: Free! Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Carl was a not to mention but download and read addict. He thinks his life is going the wrong way and he decides on attending self help meetings that takes place in room 332, but things turn deadly when a man makes a confession.
Kill The Problem
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A man(wino) can't seem to solve his problems. What does he do? He finds someone to blame. We all know problems must be dealt with. But this guy thinks his family is the problem and to him they must die. But is the the family really the problem? Find out in this short story
Along Came Sally
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Marcus just finished high school and decides on testing life sweet. What could go wrong?
Price: Free! Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
A woman distrusts her husband and hires a private investigator. She's only shocked to know that the woman her husband was cheating on her with is her sister, but confronting and asking him for a divorce only sends her to her grave. She's found stabbed and dead in her kitchen, body in a pool of blood. When her husband is interviewed, he denies having anything to do with the homicide. Is he.....
Price: Free! Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A woman distrusts her husband and hires a private investigator. She's only shocked to know that the woman her husband was cheating on her with is her sister, but confronting and asking him for a divorce only sends her to her grave. She's found stabbed and dead in her kitchen, body in a pool of blood. When her husband is interviewed, he denies having anything to do with the homicide. Is he telling?
The Author and Reader
Price: Free! Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The author and his favorite reader fall in love in this short story,.... or should I say at least one of them is. The two plan on meeting but it turns into a deadly plot for one of them. Find out in this short story.
Homicide Hotel (In Memory of Kathryn Martini Lissy)
Price: Free! Words: 5,410. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Cathrine Anderson is found dead by a maid in hotel room 504, detective Gustavo Black steps in. All evidence at the scene points out to rape and a drug deal gone bad but when her husband Mike Anderson is interviewed, he confesses something that sends the detective on a hunt. Find out in this short story of Homicide Hotel.
Price: Free! Words: 5,850. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.00 from 1 review)
When Bryan survives a shooting by an intruder inside his own home, detective Simon brown steps in and make a shocking discovery. Find out in this short story of Betrayed.

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Andre' Mwansa's favorite authors on Smashwords

Andrew, G Faniku
Latest book: I'll Never Listen to You Again!. Published June 22, 2018. (4.88 from 24 reviews)
Angela Hope
Latest book: Kind Jack. Published June 26, 2018. (5.00 from 5 reviews)
Evelyn Weiss
Latest book: Murder and Revolution. Published July 6, 2018. (5.00 from 2 reviews)
J. M. Davis
Latest book: The Last Violin. Published March 30, 2017. (5.00 from 4 reviews)
James Hold
Latest book: I Should Have Known Cheddar. Published June 22, 2018. (5.00 from 4 reviews)
Jonathan Antony Strickland
Latest book: Interpreting A Man's Intentions. Published January 11, 2019. (5.00 from 1 review)
Malcolm Torres
Latest book: The Pirate, Part III: Big Daddy. Published March 25, 2018. (5.00 from 12 reviews)
Mark Dryden
Latest book: Cut-Throat Defence. Published November 29, 2018.
Mike White
Latest book: Newcomer: Chapter 11. Published December 13, 2017. (4.00 from 2 reviews)
N. K. Aning
Latest book: The Infernal Jury. Published November 15, 2018.
Nathan Allen
Latest book: Hollywood Hack Job. Published August 23, 2017. (5.00 from 2 reviews)
Rosa Gray
Latest book: The Price of Magic. Published May 19, 2017.
Thomas O.
Latest book: The Final Fate of Mary Ford - A Short Ghost Story. Published June 2, 2017. (5.00 from 4 reviews)
Zoe Wynns
Latest book: Awaken Illusionia. Published January 17, 2018. (5.00 from 2 reviews)

Smashwords book reviews by Andre' Mwansa

  • Torn Silk on Oct. 02, 2016

    Really nice book, had to read it to the very last. You don't know who the culprit is or how the book is ending and that's what keeps it going. A few errors but still stands.
  • The Pipes, the Pipes! on Oct. 06, 2016

    Only a few words for this one. Great humor, great work
  • Alien Virus on Oct. 06, 2016

    Salt seriously. Lol
  • Bucket & Broom Tie the Knot on Oct. 07, 2016

    None stop humour in this one. Its a must read. I recommend anyone who likes comedy, romantic comedy, adventure to download and read this book, its amazing.
  • My Idea For An Ideal Heaven on Oct. 07, 2016

    Funny read, recommend you to download this one
  • Serves You Right To Suffer on Nov. 03, 2016

    Liked the plot
  • The Weaver's Tale on Nov. 09, 2016

    Its...........indescribable. Only the ending disappointed me because I didn't want Arachne to be defeated. That's cheating!
  • Wade in the Water on Nov. 09, 2016

    Amazing. You just can't get enough of this guy. Ed rifled through some papers. "Here's a complaint from the university athletic department. It says someone drilled a hole in the wall to the girl's showers!" "Really?" Detective Bureau rose from his chair and headed for the door. "I guess I better look into it". Really loved the book, very funny. WOWZA!
  • When a Man Loves a Woman on Nov. 14, 2016

    I totally agree with diego, nice story, nice ending. I have been looking for your book (incident set in stone) to review it, only that I can't find it but I have to say it's amazing, magnificent, striking, awesome and indescribable. Really great work.
  • Hero Wanted on Dec. 05, 2016

    Awesome fantasy book I have ever reader. Very nice, very funny! It's like watching a movie. Highly recommend
  • The Leaky Faucet on Dec. 08, 2016

    Liked the creativity in this one. Wanted to count how many DRIPS were there but thought better of it (Curiosity killed a cat but not of many colours)
  • Bianca on Dec. 26, 2016

    First time as well reading an Egypt writer and I really enjoyed this book. Even learnt a few things about life, especially in the first few chapters...things like how frigile is and how we find ourselves in circumstances we didn't even plan for or anticipated. It a good read, well done! although they happened to appear to many flash backs..but I guess that's just a matter of the reader to understand....
  • The Old Man in the Hospital on Dec. 26, 2016

    Only a few words: I highly recommend this book especially to drunkards.....
  • Muh Na Muh Na on Jan. 11, 2017

    A really great funny story from a great author. I loved everything about it. .........
  • A Question of Temperature on Jan. 11, 2017

    Quiet a horror indeed. A lot to learn as well from this book.
  • Cohabitation on Jan. 19, 2017

    A really funny good story about a non - married couple living together . loved it!
  • Busted. on Jan. 20, 2017

    Although it wasn't so very funny., I have to say that I smiled at the last word....
  • The Pope Is Coming on Jan. 20, 2017

    Really nice. very funny ending. ...
  • See You Later Alligator on Jan. 27, 2017

    Can't lie , it's like everyone is saying. The author is really playing this character so well. I laughed out loud to almost every word in this book. Well done!
  • Newcomer: Chapter 5 on Jan. 27, 2017

    I really enjoyed this book. I didn't know this series will lead me to something so awesome. I also noticed that the author added some interesting humor in this chapter. Looking forward to the next Chapter......
  • Deathless on Jan. 29, 2017

    What an albatross indeed. although the author does only think of it as Sci - Fi I really think it's supernatural as well. It's short but satisfying, well done!
  • Bucket & Broom in China on Jan. 30, 2017

    Read this book, last year and enjoyed it as..... just first sentence made me laugh. loved everything about it. Great work!
  • Polk Salad Annie on Feb. 02, 2017

    liked this funny line: " given the way he hazed and tortured those gators over the years. And I told myself I'd defend them pro bono if it ever came down to a hearing" I also like the horror that Backwater Gary was able to trigger in me. Well written and nicely told.
  • A Nickel For Your Thoughts on Feb. 02, 2017

    I love reading, and it's authors like James Hold that makes it worth. Tell you what? This book was a knuckle for my thoughts. well done!!!
  • If on Feb. 06, 2017

    A very funny great story.
  • Zora on Feb. 06, 2017

    liked the story but I think there has got to be more to it......
  • Dear Reader on Feb. 06, 2017

    liked it despite it being short. ...
  • Buck Stardust vs Dracula on Feb. 10, 2017

    loved everything about this one.
  • The Supreme Torture on Feb. 10, 2017

    The title says it all. I could feel for him. ....well written
  • Radio Flyer on Feb. 10, 2017

    Guess he did fly for sure. ....
  • Can't Buy a Thrill on Feb. 17, 2017

    So nice, very nice and so true
  • Time Leap on Feb. 17, 2017
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    Really loved this SCI - FI ADVENTURE book. its like you have been given both power and chance to change the world, and the first thing you do is trying to recover everything the world had lost. That's when you start looking out for yourself. Time Leap! intelligently written. ...
  • Time Leap on Feb. 17, 2017

    Really loved this SCI - FI ADVENTURE book. its like you have been given both power and chance to change the world, and the first thing you do is trying to recover everything the world had lost. That's when you start looking out for yourself. Time Leap! intelligently written. ...
  • Val's Heart on Feb. 17, 2017

    Really liked this phrase " everyone possesses passion "
  • Abducted on Feb. 18, 2017

    loved it....
  • Yellow... Bird? on Feb. 19, 2017

    "and I wud really give this one a 5" Andre' threw in. In ur face Maya!
  • Funeral For A Friend on Feb. 19, 2017

    "I'm really getting to it" finishing Starbucks books and be on update I mean....
  • Buck Stardust's Not-So Great Adventure on Feb. 19, 2017

    At least I now know how G-low came to be...
  • It's The End Of The Universe As We Know It [And I Feel Scared] on Feb. 23, 2017

    Wonderful, really great humor.....
  • Rudy's Rock on Feb. 23, 2017

    very amusing...
  • Bakora, the Tree-Headed Monster on Feb. 25, 2017

    couldn't just stop laughing in this one....
  • The Legacy of Mr. Spectacles: A Shady Hollow Short Story on Feb. 27, 2017

    looks like she did become the cat lady....
  • Seriously Stupid Criminals on Feb. 28, 2017

    saw this one in James Hold review list. loved it. So Funny. Shows how stupid some thieves can be.....well most of them.
  • Will You Sing Fredric? on Feb. 28, 2017

    really nice. enjoyed the story.....
  • The Towering Inferno Versus The Mighty Quinn on March 02, 2017

    loved the characters and the horror. very intriguing.....
  • A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men on March 02, 2017

    Amazing.....I really loughed out loud. Very good, it is as it is said "a comedy" Loved everything about it....and I highly still recommend!
  • On The Beach on March 03, 2017

    A touching, captivating, well written story. loved it....
  • The Empty Man on March 03, 2017

    so funny, muchly loved the ending. ......
  • The Boy With No Heart on March 04, 2017

    the story is good but I didn't just get the message.
  • The Celestial Op on March 04, 2017

    great quote "suppose every author's got something he should think twice about publishing."
  • GITT: Weather on March 20, 2017

    so funny. loved it.
  • Esther on March 22, 2017

    very nice. what attracted me was the title, since it all turned out I couldn't read the language in the description. I woke early in the morning and want I wanted was a fast, nice, awesome read and this book granted me that. more like a science fiction of some sort but with a very surprising end.
  • Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon on March 25, 2017

    This was a really funny story. a bit long for sure but entertaining. It a came out a bit like my new short story (Author vs Character), but I think this one was more funnier. Well done.
  • A Slightly More Civilized Game on April 03, 2017

    Very well written. Its funny with a surprising, wow, twisted end that leaves you mouth dropped. ..... great work
  • Fear Of Friday The Thirteenth on April 03, 2017

    Really good. Talks about the superstition of friday the 13th. Which really cant be trur yo me either. Great work.
  • The Most Dangerous Time on April 03, 2017

    a very good romantic comedy, finished it about a month and forgot to give it a rate. highly recommend to those who like romantic mixed thriller comedy
  • The Beast Of Renshaw on April 10, 2017

    A really well written story, just works right with your imagination. I loved everything about it. Just don't know what happened to the format....
  • The Last Violin on April 10, 2017

    Good mystery read, classical written. I have two books of this author, and he's well worth to be on my favourite list......
  • Murder And Mayham on April 10, 2017

    Real funny, loved it.....
  • Killin Machine on April 10, 2017

    Keep up for sure, it was a really great funny story. Killin Machine indeed. Well done!
  • The Range Trip on April 10, 2017

    A fun read with a wow surprising ending. Hallucinate. ...
  • What I Do Best on April 10, 2017

    Good. Sounded like it was a reality experience. Not bad at all....
  • Prom Friday on April 12, 2017

    Really great read, great story. .....very funny, well written.
  • The Cowering Inferno on April 15, 2017

    I had to re-read this book, and I can say: I surely made an err with my previous review. Climbed on a band-wagon of the other reviewers. This was a funny book, a comic to be precise without pictures, it was smartly written and worth to get a five....WOWZA!
  • The Fine Print on May 02, 2017

    really enjoyed this one. especially the part where the guy gets in heaven... Great work.
  • The Bronze Man's Secret on May 03, 2017

    Wow! the title fits perfectly. I really enjoyed this one. It is well written, just goes with your imagination. I muchly liked the humour. Great work.
  • The Outcall on May 06, 2017

    Such a great piece of writing. I promised myself not to read this weekend and call in sick, but hell! this is nice.
  • A Weight Off My Chest on May 08, 2017

    it's usually the weight off my shoulders, so I was wondering what the title meant. Only to know it was talking about real love. Very emotional, well done.
  • Psycho Killer on May 10, 2017

    Great funny ending....
  • Sunshine Goddess Mama on May 10, 2017

    I'm liking this new series, its so deep.
  • Alien Optimism, a Little Bigotry and Wonder on May 11, 2017

    What a great read. "Dagmondhfhjenb Ifdfdxfcffg Fefesfdsgdsh" even I ,couldn't pronounce those words .
  • Eternal Foreign Vampire Mama on May 12, 2017

    All I can say is WoW. Great stuff.
  • Cosmic Hitchhiker Mama on May 12, 2017

    A great one, its like indirectly being told 'you can never be another person' as well as one way of saying 'never forget where you come from" As well as another way of saying 'things around you can never change if you don't change yourself' All positivity in this one. Loved it.
  • Stone Cottage. Wagtail Lane on May 14, 2017

    This was really a good read. Enjoyed it.
  • The Z Gas on May 15, 2017

    A nice short story in a SCI-FI kind of way.
  • 44 Acorn Grove and Other Stories on May 25, 2017

    Enjoyed this short collection of stories. Where is this author? I need more from him.
  • The Final Fate of Mary Ford - A Short Ghost Story on June 03, 2017

    Very good piece of writing. With the right show of emotions that almost got me crying. Good story, great ending. ....
  • How Green Was My Lovely Big Sleep on June 14, 2017

    Great story, funny synopsis.
  • I Want To Be A Genius on June 18, 2017

    Liked it....
  • What Will Annoy Me About You If We Wed? on June 18, 2017

    A bit of funny conversation. ...
  • An Unexpected Visitor on June 18, 2017

    Strange, but I kinda of liked it.....
  • Life's Little Melodies on June 19, 2017

    A good story about friendship and life. Which I would have given five stars, if the soul bonds were between a man and a woman.
  • Bear with Blunders on June 22, 2017

    Good story on how to deal with mistakes. Loved it.
  • Better on July 03, 2017

    "Excellence is a continuous journey that never ends" but as they say again "genius has limits"
  • False Witness on July 22, 2017

    I love reading this guyz books. And this time it has nothing to do with a murder, only an O-nus (burden of proof) that sees a maybe innocent man sent in gaol. Haven't finished it yet...and will surely come back to revise my review after I finish.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 7 on July 26, 2017

    Nice read and interesting, liked the part about the moving house, just have to read the next chapter. ....
  • The Corpse on July 26, 2017

    Not overly good or bad, just something of the mind really. A bit funny I guess. ....
  • The Guest on July 27, 2017

    This was a really nice, well written ghost story. Enjoyed it.
  • Life Worth Living: What Does It Mean to Truly Live? on Aug. 11, 2017

    " Life isn't living in the moment, it's making moments worth living.” I do agree with that quote but I think it would have been more meaningful if it was "life isn't just living in the moment, it's making moments worth living" truly each one of us should know that we're living in tomorrow's good old days, thus the question "how would you like to be remembered" No spoiler, well explained, Zechariah does make it clear that a life worth living is that which is lived for others.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 8 on Aug. 19, 2017

    Quite interesting. ..
  • Marked on Aug. 20, 2017

    Good story. Somehow came out like a sci-fi
  • Wake Up on Aug. 20, 2017

    déjà vu
  • Hollywood Hack Job on Aug. 25, 2017

    Although I haven't like finished reading :Part Three: The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer. I just wanted to say that 'in its every aspect, this book is a triumph'
  • Nonsense and No Sense on Aug. 25, 2017

    I've read this guy other books but this, this one wasn't so much great, to me anyway.
  • Abstract Friends on Aug. 26, 2017

    This started out like a complicated horror movie but quite unfolds in the end. A good read, only the editting wasn't up to scratch.
  • Desert Cats. on Sep. 07, 2017

    Good story, surprisingly beautiful.
  • The Case Of The Safe on Sep. 08, 2017

    Bit of a fun read. Liked it.
  • 17+ on Sep. 22, 2017

    Interesting tale. scary, short and satisfying
  • Fictional Pain on Sep. 25, 2017

    Let me admit: I like your writing, this was a great read. Found it funny as well. The style was one unique thing. Pain always demands to be felt. It doesn't matter/choose who or where, we all experience pain (cliché: what doesn't kill you, make you stronger)
  • Victim To Hero on Sep. 25, 2017

    Victim to hero for sure, seemed both real and fiction.
  • Our Final Trip on Sep. 25, 2017

    Strange, so strange and good for a mystery.
  • Hanging Onto Hope on Sep. 29, 2017

    Wow, this was one scary excellent read.
  • A Light in the Mist on Sep. 29, 2017

    Now this one really needs attention, HIM. Truly that's one big question. ....
  • It's All Over Now on Sep. 29, 2017

    I'm giving this book five stars, because it meets the name HORROR.
  • Shakin' All Over on Oct. 08, 2017

    Dis-ah Dora Piaza come-ah you from Stanley Ku Brick-ah Cump-nee where da latest inna series of build-in collapses jus-tah-cur." "I say," a bewildered onlooker shook his head. "I can't understand a thing she's saying." This is not the best in the series but it's sure as fun and great as the rest of them.
  • Free Bird on Oct. 09, 2017

    Another great piece from Mr. Holds. Its start out funny and ends funny. Appreciated the villain, it was like watching a good show on TV.
  • The Cowboy's Wish on Oct. 09, 2017

    Now this was one crazy story...
  • Late One Night on Oct. 10, 2017

    Nice turn of things, but just like the other reviews, IT WAS RUSHED.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 10 on Oct. 11, 2017

    Heading somewhere
  • Hard Monkey on Oct. 11, 2017

    This is a good story, only didn't get much of it because of the way it was written. Four stars.
  • Murder on the Titanic on Oct. 11, 2017

    Profoundly moving.
  • Driving to the Death on Oct. 12, 2017

    Liked this line "Positive is a gorgeous word makes you feel optimistic, hopeful and promising. Unless it shows on your medical examination report" Lao Wang is an illegal, non licenced 30 year old driver, he's kinda bad, but not very bad, only overcharges his clients and can't seem to take responsibility for his life. He is single and his loving, caring mom sets him up on an online date, only they need Lao Wang health status (funny thing). Lao visit a hospital and is found cancer positive (sad). Lao Wang realizes he hasn't been a good person and commit suicide. A few minutes after his death, the confirmed medical results are out and its only benign cancer. Good story, I always find Chinese people funny.
  • No Milk Today on Oct. 16, 2017

    My God, this was an excellent read, held my attention to the very last. Funny words coming from a cow: Retiring to the shade of a weeping willow, Akkadia sat with eyes closed, chanting, "Om... Om..." Only to have a Jersey cow walk up and say, "You're doing it backward." And the creative one: "Wait! Don't you think it unfair for a superhero to use exceptional powers against a mere mortal? Put aside your magic and fight mano a mano. I warn you tho, I'm an expert in the art of cowrate." "Cow rate?" "Cow-rah-tee." Like I always say, Mr Holds works never let you down, number one fan really, maybe second from Ms Michelle, but still number one. Readers! Check out the authors other works, they are exceptional.
  • Unique on Oct. 18, 2017

    He didn’t die but arrived intact on the bank of the river. As he lay there saturated, looking up at the bridge, he wondered what other choices were left to him now that the suicide club was excluded. There really is no club you can belong to when you’re Clark Kent… As the saying goes "the meaning of life consist in the fact that it makes nonsense to say that life has no meaning"
  • Fool That I Am... on Oct. 18, 2017

    Good story, reads like a horror to me.
  • The Best Way To Not Give Up on Oct. 22, 2017

    So uplifting.
  • The Last Park on Oct. 29, 2017

    This was a well written story, only I couldn't get the message.
  • The First Hunt on Oct. 30, 2017

    "We both shared going up from boys to men, " There's an error in that line, thought I should let you know. Anyway good story. "People should be remembered how they lived and not how they died"
  • The Feast Of The Dead on Nov. 22, 2017

    At first I thought Thana was having one of those déjà vu days, then I was surprised by a turn of events, which was good really because I wasn't expecting any of that. Apart from the format, the book reads quite simple, nice and entertaining. The very best actually I've ever read by this author.
  • Worth Fighting For on Nov. 25, 2017

    Although I don't see how this book is a thriller, I've to say that 'these are well written, three touching stories'
  • Strange Kind of Woman on Nov. 25, 2017

    I liked the last line ""May I suggest Milady take a taxi? Your materializations have landed you in enuf trouble without showing up... shall we say 'unprepared'? After all, Justice may be blind, but judges are not." WOWZA. I will not spoil the fun by quoting my favourite lines in this book. Better read it yourselves. .........
  • Mommy, Why Can't I Pee? on Dec. 08, 2017

    This was funny.....
  • I Wish, I Wish on Dec. 27, 2017

    Good stuff.
  • LIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL on Jan. 01, 2018

    Nice high school crush kind of story. Only the format isn't friendly.
  • Murder on the Western Front on Jan. 09, 2018

    Great read. One of those that keep you up all night. The problem is that there's a lot of characters to keep up with. But it just goes right with the setting and everything. Reads real like an experience, I wouldn't be surprised if the author is a nurse or something. And it would surely make a great movie, I think you're my favourite female writer at Smashwords, thanks for the free awesome read.
  • The Saturday Morning Car Wash Club on Jan. 09, 2018

    Very funny well written read, I believe this is not the last time I read any work by this author.
  • Black Royalty on Jan. 15, 2018

    So yeah, did re-read this book and I've to say that nothing has changed except I was wrong about my previous review. Mostly because I didn't notice that the book was tagged erotica, but hey most people don't do tags. Good story.
  • Heated Blanket on Jan. 18, 2018

    Fun read. Only some words needs capitalising.
  • The Birthday Party on Jan. 20, 2018

    Liked this line: "Yes, it all went as it should. All the kids arrived on time, the magician arrived in a puff of smoke. Don't ask me how he did it" Lovely, funny short story.
  • Fortune Cookies on Feb. 09, 2018

    Liked this line: "I saw the surprise on his face, and then the look he gives when he’s thinking. I could write a book about his facial expressions. He might as well be speaking out loud, they’re that explicit. He’d never be able to kill someone and get away with it, because his body language alone pantomimes what’s going through his head." Quite a nice read, very funny actually, I liked it.
  • Cosmic Valentine Mama on Feb. 14, 2018

    Oh my God. I wasn't expecting this to be funny. Read this to your valentine and you'll surely might get lucky. So lovely.
  • Molly's Parasite on Feb. 15, 2018

    Good story. Read this, and you be having second thoughts eating in a restaurant.
  • Of Our Very Own on Feb. 15, 2018

    I didn't get this story at all.
  • The Games People Play on Feb. 18, 2018

    A very well written good story that will definitely give you chills. Only it reads like a documentary because the characters weren't put that much in action. Besides that? interesting story.
  • Loving You on Feb. 20, 2018

    Mh...God, this is great, you're great. Love your words in this one.
  • In Her Eyes on Feb. 20, 2018

    I will certainly be reading more works by this author. The problem I can say about his books is that he only provides one option in which they can be downloaded. And I don't like using my computer for reading, I love using kindle. So Aning? Would really appreciate, if you widened your downloading options.
  • The Encounter on Feb. 20, 2018

    While I have my own reasons as to why I believe in God, and miracles not being on my top list. I find this book absolutely touching. I often tell me myself this fact: 'whether I believe in God or not, he will never cease to exist.' I often again do judge how good a book is by its ending, and this book last two chapters were amazing. I enjoyed it, loved it. Five stars for me. Great work.
  • Dead(ish) on March 09, 2018

    Definitely includes a lot of swearing but still an awesome read.
  • Technically Dead on March 09, 2018

    Okay, I really liked book 1 of this series. Book 2? Not really my thing. I didn't mind the foul-language, but the story? Wha....? Complete absurd. Comes out like a 'Crazy ex-girlfriend' startup song. Cheap? But still have regrets buying this book.
  • Let's Hope the Future Doesn’t Sound This Bad on March 11, 2018

    This was a bit scary. I like the cover. It goes right with the story, kind of like an alien African musical instrument.
  • The Doctor and the Little Demon on March 18, 2018

    Great story. Liked the uniqueness of the horror 😱
  • A Truck Driver, a Banker and a Zombie on March 18, 2018

    This was brilliant, revengeful, I liked it.....
  • The Homeless Hero on March 18, 2018

    “I asked him about his powers. He seemed embarrassed. "The I'm not that powerful," he said. "Men and women who risk their lives to keep us safe. Single mothers working two jobs to put food on the table. Kids who do homework instead of drugs. That's power.” This was a very nice, short, kind of sad touching read. Just what I needed before going down to sleep. 🤐
  • Stupid Smartphones on March 22, 2018

    This was crazy, but overall funny... Liked it. 😄
  • Charlotte Brown's Patchwork Quilt on April 09, 2018

    This was a very emotional touching story. The characters, the setting and the ending? Will surely stay with me. "The things that makes us important, are not the things that we think makes us important. The things that makes us important are always with us and have always been with us" Andre' Mwansa
  • Door Chorus on April 25, 2018

    This was ,,,God, do i say this a lot? "A great piece" A nice 'how to get away with murder' kind of story. SWANK!
  • Yes, Interesting Very on May 09, 2018

    An interesting story, just wasn't pleased with the luck of a twist.
  • Strawberries & Cream - A very short (love?) story on May 09, 2018

    liked this line "I got hypnotized by the way she moved, smooth and melodic, like a cat stretching around its owner's legs. But it wasn't her beauty what captivated me; it was the confidence that she exuded." Good story.
  • Control. on May 12, 2018

    Our chests heaved in perfect unison. It was as if Cupid had our hearts in each one of his hands and was squeezing them with devilish delight.
  • Blood of my Blood (The Beginning) on May 12, 2018

    A very interesting read. Only needs a bit of editing. Quite enjoyed it.
  • The Inheritance on May 14, 2018

    This was a very nice read. A touch to the soul. Short, but contains everything a good story should have. Five STARS!
  • Conan and Old Crem (A Tale of Conan of Cimmeria) on June 09, 2018

    I don't know what to say.
  • They Can't All Be Winners on June 11, 2018

    🤘🏾 To demonstrate his skill, Royal Shaft drew his bow and said, "See that teensy weensy insect buzzing over there?" Without waiting an answer, he loosed the arrow which appeared to sail under the creature. "You missed," Akkadia observed. "It would appear that way," Shaft smiled. "But I guarantee that fly will never reproduce again." This was great. Funny as well actually 😂. The second longest in the Akkadia series but worth the time. Someone try this author please. 👏🏾
  • My One Legged Friend on June 24, 2018

    Heartwarming, enlightening, Real definition of being human. Thank you for this wonderful read.
  • Kind Jack on July 14, 2018

    Very funny: “Oh I’m so sorry,” said Jack. Of course you can’t speak when you have a snorkel in your mouth and Jack nearly choked. Angela Hope must be a vegetarian. Great story.
  • I'll Never Listen to You Again! on July 14, 2018

    "You’re not a big boy until you can smoke!" Great story. I remember trying that (smoking) with my twin sis (yeah,we're twins) and her bestfriend (Samantha) . We were only seven then I guess. "You’re not a big boy until you can smoke!" Thats one of the lines we used to use to dare each other. Leason was learned at first try. Samantha was first to try and coughed so hard, and yes it wasn't real tobacco we were smoking. The worst part was she barfed as well. She went home sick, and the next day her mom came furiously knocking at the door with the police claiming I was a drug dealer, and almost got me arrested. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood.
  • Diablo Canyon on July 19, 2018

    Incomplete but interesting....
  • I Should Have Known Cheddar on July 22, 2018

    "Not now, thanks. I got paid yesterday and spent it on a pack of gum. You say the thief left the toasters. That could mean he already has one — in which case we should check out anybody who's opened an account in the past six months — or else there's no electricity where he lives. Of course, there's always the possibility of this being an inside job." Brilliant, with a bit of G.K. Chesterton quoting. My favorite scene was the one between Frank and Akkadia. Although that was a bit R-rated, it was lol funny. Mr. Hold has some pretty awesome imagination I wish I had. Great story.
  • The Visit on July 22, 2018

    A well written story. Surprising greatly, but I do believe that it happened. People do that, not a lot, but they do that. Maybe Martha was in love with her sister's boyfriend. Maybe.
  • Interference Disability on July 22, 2018

    Astonishing. I didn't get what was happening to Mrs. Cole at first. I thought she was hallucinating and all, and then her interference disability explained everything. Sure £100 per month wasn't enough for that kind of disability. Good ghost story.
  • Murder and Revolution on July 22, 2018

    “I am confident that the whole history of the human race contains no other episode as horrible as this.” This describes the story in whole. Evelyn Weiss is a really talented writer and quiet seems, she really enjoys what she does. I'm not done reading the story yet, but O M G. Highly Recommend this book. Thanks for putting it on free Mrs Weiss
  • Well Dweller on July 30, 2018

    Found this part funny: We were both awestruck, unable to move. But then, I did what any decent person would do. I switched off the light. “Thanks,” he said, which surprised me. A unique, very engaging story.
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  • Rue Saint Honoré on Sep. 02, 2018

    Grandement consterné. Can only wonder why one could do such a thing.
  • Obsession - Sample Chapter on Sep. 11, 2018

    Good story. Left me wanting more....
  • The Two Wrongs That Made A Right on Oct. 24, 2018

    Insanely readable. Greg was one heck of a character worth imagining.Muchly Appreciated the humor.
  • In Fear Of The Red White And Blue on Oct. 26, 2018

    So aroUsIng.....very funny ending.
  • Time Leap 2 (The Time is Now) on Nov. 02, 2018

    Always a fun. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can't wait to read this one. For a while a thought i would never read any new wonderful read by this author. Review to come!!!!!
  • Connected To You (And Other Song Lyrics) on Nov. 08, 2018

    Lovely, beautiful, amazing , collection of song like poems. Connected to you was my favorite as well.😊 고맙습니다
  • Misery And Woe Ho Ho on Dec. 25, 2018

    Good suspense Christmas Story. ...
  • The Cost of Sharp Edges on Jan. 14, 2019

    A very sad emotional short story. Sorry, I think I still have something in my eyes.