Andrew G. Schneider

Biography

Andrew G. Schneider always wanted to be a wizard when he grew up; now he makes magic with words. When not writing, he hunts the wild dust bunny and makes a mean pot of French onion soup. He lives in Washington, D.C., believes in unicorns, and is married to a wonderful woman who believes in him.

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
Serious writing? My father made me a dare: "You read so many books, why don't you try writing one." He's regretted that offhand comment ever since... (Addendum: My mother believes she actually made the above comment, and declares she "is never wrong". One for the books, folks.)
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Consistent rejection and praise. Agents weren't interested in my novels, even as I earned excellent reviews from friends and family I could trust to be critical. As my wife said: "I wouldn't marry you if I thought you were self-delusional."
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Where to find Andrew G. Schneider online


Books

Nothing Left to Wish For
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 122,800. Language: American English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
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Sky pirates, space mummies, and a swashbuckling adventure you'll never forget! Esme, a sky pirate, sets out across the Endless Desert on a high-stakes voyage of unexpected self-discovery after she befriends Prince Sasha and his genie, Sting.
Undercaffeinated and Overexposed: The Tale of a Coffee Shop Princess
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,760. Language: American English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Romance » New adult
The immortal Sleeping Beauty, still a teenager at heart, struggles to redefine herself; her relationship with Prince Charming; and her expectations of “happily ever after” amidst the hustle and bustle of modern Washington, D.C.

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Smashwords book reviews by Andrew G. Schneider

  • Shadow Trap on March 06, 2013

    Fast-paced and full of adventure, Shadow Trap is a fun, easy read that's perfect for a day at the beach or an afternoon curled up in a sunbeam. Check your literary criticism at the door, break out the popcorn, and kick back for a roller coaster ride as gods battle gods and mortals find themselves everywhere but where they want to be. Then wait for the fallout in book 3...