Arrow Rivendell

Biography

Arrow Rivendell is clearly demented. After twenty years in a horrid cube farm, Arrow realized that true satisfaction can only come from dinosaur erotica.

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Books

Boned By LeGarrette's Blunt: A Tale of New England Football Erotica
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015 by Thesaurus Ink. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Warning: Discretion advised. This short novella is funny, explicit and raunchy New England Football Erotica. It is not suitable for those under the age of 18. Pascale Hunts lay in bed at night, alone, like most New England Patriots fans, obsessing over LeGarrette’s Blunt. Unable to sleep, she decides to hit the streets in a quest to conquer the object of her obsession.
The Dino Love Bone Series, Books I, II and III
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 11,600. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014 by Thesaurus Ink. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Ancient, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Raunchy and twisted dinosaur erotica. The three Green Box Ganguro leaders, Madhu Go-Anywhere, Pascale Hunts, and Liwen “Stinky” Need-A-Dick, unlock their hidden desires as they chase and try to mate with the might triceratops, the deadly t-rex, and the savage baryonyx in this three novella series by Arrow Rivendell. Not for the faint of heart. Not suitable for children under the age of 18.
Boned By The T-Rex
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,530. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014 by Thesaurus Ink. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Ancient
Warning: Discretion advised. This is funny, explicit and raunchy dinosaur erotica. After being spurned by Terris men and her own Green Gangaru tribe mates, Liwen “Stinky” Need-A-Dick is cast out. To regain her status in the tribe, and finally get satisfaction, she vows to seduce the mightiest dinosaur of them all: the t-rex.
Boned By The Triceratops
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014 by Thesaurus Ink. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Ancient
Warning: Discretion advised. This is funny, explicit and raunchy dinosaur erotica. Madhu, the most celebrated cockdoll maker in her tribe and a rampant, unrepentant masturbator, is looking for satisfaction wherever she can find it. But if men and her toys continue to disappoint her, would she dare turn to the three-horned face triceratops, which mates across the valley?

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