Asher Conrad


Nature sometimes conspires against mankind in her distribution of talents; such is the case with Asher Conrad. We are two, each with a distinct talent, and between us we make exactly one writer.

Brian is an American call center executive with an innate genius for story construction. Bettina, a Canadian, was gifted with the talent to understand what the hell Brian is talking about and to turn it all into a wonderful collection of words. Each is indispensible to the other.

Having met in the corporate world, we share neither domicile nor country, but using the tools of modern communication we overcome the barriers that distance once imposed.

We continue to write together, and are currently working on "Daddy Date Night", a novel that our mothers won't be embarrassed to read

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Ten Toes Down
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 94,520. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
Sebastian Behr used to have everything he wanted: high paying executive job, big house, and a pretty wife. Now his life looks like he lives in a card board box - his wife has a boyfriend, unemployment won't pay the mortgage and his single friends (card carrying members of the "He-man Woman Haters Club) are his new roommates. When life gives you lemons, add tequila.

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battle of the sexes    dating    divorce    drinking    friendship    heartbreak    hookingup    humor    identity    marriage    mysogyny    romance    sex    unemployment