Asia Aguirre

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I was raised by galactic sea creatures off the coast of Southern Japan, stolen by shark-men in tweed jackets and whisked away to the shores of a post-USIDENT USA. I hold an MFA in Bizarro phenomenology, noise-shamanism and raunchology from an experimental sex cult college on the banks of the Ohio River. I now tend to my garden mannequins, write strange and, hopefully, life affirming fiction, love erotica and pulp, and drink as much coffee as I can. Thank you for reading my stories and books. I have a lot planned. Let's grind.

Smashwords Interview

What do your fans mean to you?
Everything. I'm a reader, myself, so I understand the joy of coming across a great story or a great book, something that will stick with you for years to come.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Having someone read and enjoy a story of mine is a great thrill. Also, seeing my stories take shape and become visual is something magical. The whole act of writing is a magical process and I feel honored that a reader would choose to indulge their imagination through my words. Thank you.
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Where to find Asia Aguirre online


The Collected Pocket Novelettes of Asia Aguirre
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,080. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2013 by Private Pocket. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Asia Aguirre is a hip erotica writer sure to satisfy your carnal desires. This collection features FIVE of her sexy novelettes, torrid and uncensored. You will experience tales of shark-shapeshifters, vampires, nymphomaniacs, mysterious strangers, and hot babes. Indulge! Adult 18+
Vampire Sex Drive
Series: Private Pocket Original, 002. You set the price! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica
Punk bad girl, Alicia, has a deadly secret that a handsome punk from the bar ends up finding out about--the hard way. But, Alicia's not the only one with a secret. When she cozies up to the bartender, Lucy, the two girls find they have more in common than they thought. That's when Lucy introduces Alicia to a monstrous, magical body part named, "Fred," and shows her the pleasures of the night
Bikini Hellkittens
Series: Private Pocket Original, 001. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,750. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Linda's tired of being pushed around by local bullies, so she teams up with the ultra sexy Bikini Hellkittens to give those bullies a taste of hot justice they'll never forget. In the vein of grindhouse cinema fused with steamy erotica, Bikini Hellkittens is a fast-paced, raunchy ride down a dusty road of bad girl fever.
Hot Tub Tiger Shark (Shapeshifter Raunch)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,830. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
What's that bursting from the penthouse suite's hot tub? Is it a tiger shark? Is it a salty sailor with a handlebar mustache? Or, is it just Paolo, the dopey room service guy looking for some fun? Join cute pop singer, Jessica, as she has the night of her life in this hot tub-fueled romp of bizarro raunchy goodness!
The Case of the Widow's Anklet (Noir Erotica)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Suspense/Mystery, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A bizarre sex cult anklet is missing and only "private dick" Flint Castor can get it back. Or can he? When Flint is assigned the case of the widow's anklet, he licks up more than he can spew. Join him for an evening of raunchy sexcapades and hot babes galore in this chunk of screwball noir erotica. This novelette contains intense scenes of pure sexual joy. Read at your own risk.

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